Hey b today is my birthday

Hey b today is my birthday.
I dont have many friends
So here is a pic of the place i had my first kiss

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Happy Birthday

Hope u die

how many years now user ?

Im 23.

you poor fecker

Happy birthday user
Would timestamped tits but disgusting manchild tits

Happy birthday, user

South America?

Chekd

Nah. Its india
Im fucking indian
Scum of the earth

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Did his beard tickle during your first kiss? Happy birthday, faggot.

just more 7 years for you turn on a wizard

Happy birthday man anime nazis approve

happy birthday faggot

Well, happy birthday.
Make a wish and if possible, I will deliver.

OP here
Here are some facts about myself
>no siblings
>play jazz guitar
>studying for a CFA
>hate my countrymen
>on my way to getting ripped(2more months)
Judge

First and last, am I right? XD

I wish to see some ass

big three and progress pics
manlet

Nah i used to sleep with her a lot. She cheated on me.

Masculine ass... ?

Im 5'7 so yea im a manlet

No not a fag like you fucks

Whats big 3?

1. POO

I'm male, OP.
I can't deliver a feminine ass.

Try harder man. Ive been here longer than you

WTF?

Better than Brazil, maybe ?

125 squats
135 bench
185 deadlift

And there are those who think we hate everyone, excluding ourselves.
Try to not beat yourself up, too much.
Happy birthday, faggot.

By the way, could you help me out with pic related.

I doubt it. The people here are pretty much shit tier. Its hard to come by decent people even in a big city like mine. Then again could be that im at an age where everyone tends to be an asshole including me.

Kek
Im a finance guy

Faggot, where do you thinl you are? We're all faggots here.

So you can't go out and find some pics of feminine ass for this poor faggot?
I know he's tech support but help a nigger out.

You got me there. I take my words back

No, you are tech support.
kek

BTW, OP, I got some ass for you.

I love being stereotyped

No you don't. I'm just being an ass.

Sorry, OP.
I can trick you delivering random pics from internet, but I have no original feminine asses for you.

Its OK user
Pic related

Nigga? I put thoses asses there.
How dare you imply that I got those picture off of the internet.

Happy birthday!

Sorry, user.
I'm pretty shure this asses are not from the internet.
Nice ass hole, by the way.

You want my OOC tho.
Fine.

I recently took up creepshots, thanks to you fine people.

I want to put my face in there

An insane asylum?

Happy Birthday

You have a good eye user.
I took this one this morning, right after I came on it.

Chkd & happy bitrday

happy birthday

That's a realy cute ass

user, I wasn't interested in the mom…

Guys, I derailed a waifu thread with the classic spiderman

You have some growing up to do

And a good fuck, too.

My question is with pic related.
What is going on?

Routine visit to the proctologist

Tell me about it…I feel like the longer I'm here the worse it gets.

At this point even traps are better

Check out them sixes.
Either way. OP, I know this is not the type of ass you asked for but incase you get lonely.

I got some feminine ass as a gift to OP

Nah, you're just gay.

Finally!

OP, send us pics from your city. I want to see how bad it is.

nice, but could you also derail a classic spiderman thread with your waifu?

Im on my bed its 12.45 midnight

FRIENDS YOU CAN COUNT IN ONE HAND, YOU DON'T NEED MORE THAN ONE OR TWO REAL FRIENDS YOU FUCKED UP KID!

I don't believe you. You must be lying because timezones aren't real.

Post pic of your ceiling.

was your first kiss ok?
mine was at a """party""" from a slut, who kissed every dude there and later fucked the sandnigger host

well played

So describe it.

Tell me more.

>timezones aren't real
Trips aways tell the true.

that is literally the whole story, the ""party"" were like 6 dudes and the chick, and we were all wasted. It wasn't that bad for me because I knew she was a slut but my friend had actually feelings for her and got cucked by a sandnigger.

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Oh well, happy birthday anyway