I was watching porn with my headphones on and i didn't realize until about 45 minutes in that my headphones weren't...

I was watching porn with my headphones on and i didn't realize until about 45 minutes in that my headphones weren't plugged into anything. I'm pretty sure my mom heard it. I'm scared to leave my room. What should I do?

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Jump out your window and leave, don't come home until a couple of hours later and say that you were gone all day.

What's your age, OP?

Tell your mom you're gay, so she's not going to suspect about female porn moans.

I'm tired of all these horny fuckboys complaining about being virgins. Do what I did and lower your standards. Does she have a vagina? Can she make it wiggle? You're in. Mfw it's not like people will know or record the girls you sleep with. Go fuck a fat bitch if it means that much to you.

If she brings it up say your friend sent you a really funny video that happened to have porn moans in it

Well i haven't left my room but i turned off everything in my room and she hasn't knocked on my door yet to say anything so I'm hoping that she thinks I'm sleeping until she leaves for work

23

I'm not complaining about being a virgin i just wanted to jerk off

I don't think thats believable enough because she would ask to see the video

watch this dank video
youtube.com/watch?v=3Gan_FsqVqw

Get pics of mom or gtfo.

No man i seriously need advice

>23
>living with mom

She's probably just glad she heard females in your porn

>assuming

Advice? You're 23 and you watch porn. Big deal. If I were you I would worry about that still living with your mom situation....

Yeah it was straight but that doesn't make me feel better. I don't want her to know i do that

I work part time and make almost no money and im going to school full time plus 24 hour ride times

You're a 23 year old virgin. She assumes you watch porn. Just don't bring it up and she won't, she wants to avoid it just as much as you.

Actually fuck it be a man if she brings it up just say ya I was watching porn what of it

Dude thats fucked i don't want her to know i do that shit

who cares about porn? my parents were well aware i watched porn, my mom even caught me jerking off in the shower. whoop dee

Yeah but its weird and i don't want her judging me

What this wise user says.

That's why i asked your age earlier, OP. You seem like a scared kid. Not 23. It's just porn.

kys

This guy's underage b& for sure.

23 actually

Call a hooker over that looks around your age, sneak her in, and leave with her. Act embarrassed when leaving.

No if i can just wait 3 more hours my mom will leave for work

If you're 23 and living with your mom, then why the fuck do you think she would care? She already cries herself to sleep knowing that her beautiful baby turned out to be a disgusting NEET. She won't care that you watch porn, it's just a drop in a sea of disappointment.
Or you're just scared underage b&

thats pretty lame, how about stop being a whale fucking faggot and pick up normal chicks?

Old guy father here. We know when youre jerking off. We did the same thing at your age. It is normal and healthy.

Go outside

Find a weapon, she will try to kill you now.

there is no way. or you have no people skills at all

Dude as soon as i finish school I'm moving out

just gonna cum and go like that?

I have alright people skills

Be a warrior, OP. Accept whatever fate is due to you with honor. If she jokes about you yanking it, tell your mom she is always welcome to help. That will shut her up quick. Best case scenario, she joins you, worst case she chews you out.

Holy fuck my sides

She knows you jerk off user. Every mom knows it

What you want is for her to think about it and get her to help