Yo Sup Forums, I fucked up bad. I mean BAD...

Yo Sup Forums, I fucked up bad. I mean BAD. Infact I’m gunna an hero after I post this and do a few other things seeing as how that is the best option in my case, fuck. Would you fags like me to take the time to write out the story for you, or does no one care? From the nature of what I’m about to tell you, and when the bodies are found, I wouldn’t be surprised if this makes mainstream media.

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Cmon

I like boats

Fuck it, Im typing anyways.

>Be me, diagnosed w/ rapid bipolar disorder
>When unmedicated, my emotions are uncontrolled and all over the place at almost ALL times of the day.
>Run out of meds
>Have to wait a week before I can get refilled.
>Herewego.exe
>Day 1 comes by without my meds, and I don’t feel very different
>But then day 2 hits me like a fucking train
>Wake up, pissed off, punching walls, breaking shit. Absolutely no reason at all for this triggered anger.
>Wife sees me punch the wall.
>”Good Mourning” /sarcasm
>Find it extremely hard to hold back from me calling her a cunt, but I don’t say anything cuz I love her.
>Accidently wake my son up (he’s 4)
>Fuck
>He asks why its so loud.
>Wife makes him breakfast while I walk out the door having a temper tantrum

Cont?

Dont ask just type

Same

Bump for interest

FAKE AND GAAAAAAY

open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur

Who doesn't ?

this better not be some tree fiddy BS...

>Sit down at table
>Son asks what is wrong
>Hate my son and meds prevent me from expressing it
>Tell him to shut the hell up
>Wife tells him I didn't mean it
>Yes I did
>Wife tells son to go to room

Cont?

> day 2 noon hits
>somehow I got to work fine, I had some road rage though
> im licensed concealed carry
> pulled a gun on an elderly lady who cut me off
> wife called me during my commute
> 4 year old son is sick and I need to call off work because she is busy
> boss isn't happy, I'm leaving work early
> come home to wife drinking wine with her friends
> my brother is at our house for some reason
> I go up to him and am about to send him to his knees
> I blink as before I know it, I'm the one on my knees
> said he stole my medicine to Fuck me up
> said " now your little bro is gonna do the fucking"
> puts his cock in my mouth
> tfw I love it

gay

if you're op you are a faggot
if not you're still a faggot

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No

Op here:
>Decide to go out to the bar thinking that alcohol will make me happy.
>Wrongasf
>Sitting there, at the bar by myself, pissed and drunk.
>When all of the sudden, someone in the bar begins to play Christian rock, LOUD.
>I get furious at this shitty music and refuse to be forced to listen to it
>”Turn that FAGGOT music off!” I yell out of impulse.
>It turns off.
> I go back to enjoying my drink.
>About a minute later some Italian wop taps my shoulder.
>If there is one thing you don’t do when Im in a pissed mood, is touch me.
>I turn around and go “What tf do you want”
>Greaser Italian says, “Are we have a problem”
>I see he is wearing a golden cross necklace
>I assume he was the one playing the music
>We continue arguing and this fucking greaser is making me fume with anger
>Yelling at eachother.
>Eventually we were told to settle it outside
>So we did

Cont.?

>licensed concealed carry
On meds? No you're not.

No

>Greaser italian says, "Are we gunna have a problem"

Sorry for the shitty grammar im fucking wasted typing this

my life is fucking awesome right now, ain't got time for this shit

not OP look at capitalization

Keep going OP
I'm lurking

Just do us all a favor and don't cont and fucking an hero. Why don't you just put the whole story on one fucking post you faggot

shitty

Keep going OP, I'm intrigued and want to hear this out.

you can only post 2k letters

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if this is real even though i doubt it and youre considering an heroing youre a dipshit, considering you have a kid and a wife. repercussions. think.

K K

lel

>mfw greaserpulls out dick
>diamondss.jpg

ay thas bretty goud

>So we are in front of the bar, kinda in an alley way.
>We being brawling.
>My drinking buddies are all watching and so are his
>I punch him to the ground.
>Being the fucking savage I am when drunk+mad I get on top of him and start beating this fucking wop to a bloody pulp
>I get pulled off and then one of his buddies jumped in
>That triggered one of my buddies to jump in and then one of his did
>Soon it became an all out drunken rage fueled war
>Greaser that I was on top off pulls out knife
>Someone saw this and shot a gun (wasn’t sure if it hit anyone, just heard shots)
>I dip the FUCK out
>I eventually tire myself out and passed out in the street
>wake up the next day, not pissed, but depressed
>Decide to go home
>Wife was worried sick
>Whatever im fine, I didn’t get hurt that bad, just a couple bruises from the fight.
>Later that day I get curious as to what happened after I left last night.
>Decide to call up some people who were there to see if they know anything
>After a few calls I gathered some shocking info.
>Once the cops showed up, the found the greaser almost dead on the floor with a bullet wound in his arm.
>Apparently, this guy belongs to some sort of Italian gang or some shit
>And his whole family is in this mob.
>And I just almost killed one of there family members in front of all of them (Which explains why things escalated quickly)
>Word is out that I have a bounty or something.

Cont.?

bump for interest!

of course you continue

Skip town today
>if this is real

>killing yourself because of this
do as this dude here said, skip town, become a road hobo on trains and eat beans and shit

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If anyone is lurking, speak up, I want to know who all is here -op

Just fucking write the story you pussy

Intrigued

just didnigrer

Bump

Only 2000 characters newfriend

Write, faggot

Lurking..

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K K

Never trust an Italian man.

I was born in Italy, trust me.

We make that entire 'Mafia clan' thing up so people are afraid of us. I once saw a shitfaced guy being kicked out of the bus because he fell over an elderly lady, and while being dragged outside, he threatened everybody with the mafia.

Damn this is intriguing. Bump.

>greaser was rushed to the er (dunno if he recovered or not )
>Over the course of the next few days, I begin to feel I am being watched.
>Suspicious cars park near my home
>I feel like I keep seeing the same people
>I get random phone calls with no one on the otherline
>I wasn’t sure if this was all real, or just my rapid bipolor disorder
>Still not on meds
>Fast forward to later in the week
>Just got off work
>heading my way home
>get a call from a random number
>”Hello”?
>”You have 5 minutes to come to your house or the kid dies. *hangup*
>I start stressing BAD
>My whole universe is falling apart
>I try calling back
>* No answer *
>I get my gun out of the glove box ready
>I start speeding
>I am going as fast as possiable.
>When all of the sudden, I get t-boned by a truck.
>Cont?

Always cont

Bumping

first checked

second

>become a hobo on trains and eat beans and shit
this has to be one of the greatest posts ever,not sure its because i am sleep deprived as fuck or if the sheer simplicity of this is truly staggering genius


>pic unrelated

Hurry OP

Keep going b/ro

Op here I am gay

OP here
>I get up totally bruised basically dead
>hear sirens
>Pass out, wake up in hospital
>this story is bullshit get pranked

>Wake up in a hospital in middle of day
>No real injuries besides broken arm
>No one around to be seen
>Immediately remember the phone call that I got
>Praying to god that its just a prank call or something
>At this point im sobbing
>Pull myself together
>I pull all of this medical equipment off out of my body.
>I get up and see if I can stand
>Thank god my legs are fine
>Decided to just get up and leave the hospital
>Take a bus back home
>Squeezing my last prayers in that my family is safe
>Once I arrive at the bus stop, I begin pacing towards my house as fast as I could but the pain was holding me back a bit
>I get home and notice that a window is broken. It looked as if there was a breakin
>I begin sobbing
>I quickly run inside and begin screaming for someone to respond to me.
>Nothing
>While panicing around the house, I notice a note that was left on my fridge from the itallians.
>It said, “Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight”

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OP you are a piece of crap

go fuck yourself with a knife, you sad, sad 13 year old basement dweller

WTF happened to a simple walk the dinosaur? when did things turn to this cancer

yea

fuck you dude

>cont?

aaaaannnd fake

Cont! Is the kid dead?

because its not real. hes trying to add to the suspense, which no one would do if they were to just tell the fucking story as it happened

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You sad fucking cunt

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Kill yourself you piece of shit end your fucking misery

ayy

Motherfucker

Fuck fuckinf fuck fagfuck

Ayyyyyyy

lol

Op is faggot

Tfw op wrote a bunch of huge ass paragraphs for that

Still got us all

this so called OP is homo.

btw. good news, i am not banned anymore.

I still think you should leave town and kill yourself.

why are you ppl so mad, it was hilarious
nice job, OP

what banned for?

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Kekked
So I have ignored 5 of these reply messages and my mom is fine.
So you beta fags can follow my league and chill

You goddamn faggot

> im licensed concealed carry

if you are mentally ill you can;t carry gj making this shit up, I am legit bipolar, go kys

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