Well?

well?

My laptop has a bunch of holes in it now.
Shit.

Nah, it's still a hand.

Destroyed my phone

Dick

Good thing I'm jerking with my right hand

blew my head off through my cheek.. goddamnit

blew off my right thigh, close to my balls

rip your mom

Dogs dead, loved that little guy

my balls are gone

Cell phone is gone and I'd have a hole in my ceiling

broke my bowl, grazed my stomach and blown off my right arm...

fuck you

You son of a bitch. I read the topic/thread right as my left hand was scratching my waistline, right below the belly. I am, by all accounts, dead. Very, VERY dead.

hole in the cupboard, pretty sure most of My DVDs are in pieces

godamit, i was wiping my face as i was reading this, i'm dead as fuk

Oh shit, Mittens, Im sorry!

I live in the South, not fucked at all.

sitting with left hand behind head. thoroughly dead.

>mfw I have no face

straignt through my entire head and mouth , thank you OP, i hope you are happy now

took out my phone and probably mutilated my right hand some, blew off a bunch of fingers im sure. shrapnel from phone and such would probably be all fucked into my face, and the proximity of the blast surely deafened me...bad ringing in ears, shellshock, missing most of right hand and gots bad shrapnel all up into my face...possibly dead. overall pretty fucked.

Was putting on socks, so i am now missing a foot

>I live in the South, not fucked at all.
Southerners are immortal? Wow, how fucking cool is that. I'm part southern, do I get super healing or some shit?

Fucking got nothing below the knee... Fuck you OP

Phone and right arm destroyed

RIP my laptop

...

hole in laptop's screen
thanks

My nice duvet is ruined, OP you asshole

my face, fuk

gf dieded. wtf OP?

Phone and faphand are gone. Shiet.

No phone or right hand.

blew off arm and right side
dead

>In my pocket
>rip genitals

Damn you OP!!!

Am dead, I was resting my head on that exact hand. RIP me.

straight up dead

>shoot myself in the back of the head

perfect, only wish id deleted my browser history first but maybe the blast will destroy the computer too

I do not have a penis anymore. I was fapping.

show us that sweet, sweet internet history

Blew off my left arm at the shoulder, huh

rolling for this

Fuck!!My phone!!! Damn you op!!

lost my dick

My magnum dong is splattered across my room.
Fuck you op

Shot my desk, just miss e my mouse and thigh, all good

My dicks gone

my walls are metal and i had my hand resting on it.
richoched right off and killed both my dogs, me, my tv, and shattered the window.
total cost of burial: 9000
total cost of window replacement: 700
total cost of tv: 50
roughly 10k spent because of this fucking thread

Mouse destroyed and huge hole in bed

Well i was scratching my groin with my left hand when i read that

similar story here dude.
I lost the 800$ damage deposit on my apartment and i got to explain why my wall has suffered a point blank shotgun blast

Lost my right hand + my phone, fuck it