well?
Well?
My laptop has a bunch of holes in it now.
Shit.
Nah, it's still a hand.
Destroyed my phone
Dick
Good thing I'm jerking with my right hand
blew my head off through my cheek.. goddamnit
blew off my right thigh, close to my balls
rip your mom
Dogs dead, loved that little guy
my balls are gone
Cell phone is gone and I'd have a hole in my ceiling
broke my bowl, grazed my stomach and blown off my right arm...
fuck you
You son of a bitch. I read the topic/thread right as my left hand was scratching my waistline, right below the belly. I am, by all accounts, dead. Very, VERY dead.
hole in the cupboard, pretty sure most of My DVDs are in pieces
godamit, i was wiping my face as i was reading this, i'm dead as fuk
Oh shit, Mittens, Im sorry!
I live in the South, not fucked at all.
sitting with left hand behind head. thoroughly dead.
>mfw I have no face
straignt through my entire head and mouth , thank you OP, i hope you are happy now
took out my phone and probably mutilated my right hand some, blew off a bunch of fingers im sure. shrapnel from phone and such would probably be all fucked into my face, and the proximity of the blast surely deafened me...bad ringing in ears, shellshock, missing most of right hand and gots bad shrapnel all up into my face...possibly dead. overall pretty fucked.
Was putting on socks, so i am now missing a foot
>I live in the South, not fucked at all.
Southerners are immortal? Wow, how fucking cool is that. I'm part southern, do I get super healing or some shit?
Fucking got nothing below the knee... Fuck you OP
Phone and right arm destroyed
RIP my laptop
...
hole in laptop's screen
thanks
My nice duvet is ruined, OP you asshole
my face, fuk
gf dieded. wtf OP?
Phone and faphand are gone. Shiet.
No phone or right hand.
blew off arm and right side
dead
>In my pocket
>rip genitals
Damn you OP!!!
Am dead, I was resting my head on that exact hand. RIP me.
straight up dead
>shoot myself in the back of the head
perfect, only wish id deleted my browser history first but maybe the blast will destroy the computer too
I do not have a penis anymore. I was fapping.
show us that sweet, sweet internet history
Blew off my left arm at the shoulder, huh
rolling for this
Fuck!!My phone!!! Damn you op!!
lost my dick
My magnum dong is splattered across my room.
Fuck you op
Shot my desk, just miss e my mouse and thigh, all good
My dicks gone
my walls are metal and i had my hand resting on it.
richoched right off and killed both my dogs, me, my tv, and shattered the window.
total cost of burial: 9000
total cost of window replacement: 700
total cost of tv: 50
roughly 10k spent because of this fucking thread
Mouse destroyed and huge hole in bed
Well i was scratching my groin with my left hand when i read that
similar story here dude.
I lost the 800$ damage deposit on my apartment and i got to explain why my wall has suffered a point blank shotgun blast
Lost my right hand + my phone, fuck it