Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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I'm good

Poor tsun!

Might play some league later, want to get good at Morgana. I'm not bad, but I need to work on landing the clutch shields

Which would you prefer?

HOLY FEET

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Still here, still not posting feet

your waifu is shit

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Claiming Akiko

>Shiro
Not sure if age is that big of a factor. Tea can be pretty bitter too
How old is Shiro anyway?

>Touka
>9/10 would recommend barista gf
I'll keep it in mind
>a bitch like my ex
Got any stories?

>Chara
We live in a world where technology allows us to live in the vacuum of space, yet you never tried adding chocolate to your coffee. Disappointing to say the least

>Alice

>Rikka
Nigga what?
>Loose leaf green tea is the bees knees
Nice taste. I prefer black tea in the morning and green or yellow tea in the evening

>Fran
>Morg's ult stays on during the revive from a Zilean or GA
Getting cucked like that must be painful. Then again I've rarely ever seen anyone survive a GA rez

>Edgedeath
What about curiosity? Obligation? Exhaustion? Thirst? I can hardly imagine anyone going 20 years without ever touching either

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Anyone who wants to talk to me, hit me up on discord
I'm pretty tired and thread is moving to fast for my sleepy headache

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Saw it in a guide, I knew it did during a Zhyona's

Ok!

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Best way to get good is to practice. So good luck cutie

your waifu is shit@ss

Boy... Sure is busy in here right now.

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Essentially:
>she was great at first
>we really got along well
>she started to separate me from all of my close friends/family
>forced me to rely on her for social interaction
>started to keep shit from me
>found out she was cheating
>left and never went back

>tfw this was over 2 years of time

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Other family part

Well, I have a friend who used energy drink instead of water when he brewed his coffee. Called it "student-ucino"

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>She wasn't in the last thread
:(

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your fishfu is shit

>claimed
Man, I don't know anymore. I really need to make a thing that shows who is who.
>I'm going to start that now

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Calamity-masu'd

Not paying much attention, rip

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how can you like femdom but not like feet you dont want your mama to plant her toes in your mouth

I just never have just like I never had a phone wich everyone thought was weird just dont see a need

you need to stop complaining you had a gf you are not aloud to say that you are upset

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Oh, and best part:
>she then got back together with her ex before me, who abused her (red flag, shoulda noped out earlier)
>less than 4 months later they got married
>he cheated on her during the entire marriage
>they got divorced after less than 9months

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post 3d boys

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I just made you up to hurt myself...

I'm becoming less defined as days go by
Fading away and well you might say I'm losing focus
Kind of drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes I can see right through myself

Less concerned about fitting into the world, your world that is
Cause it doesn't really matter, no it doesn't really matter
No it doesn't really matter anymore, none of this really matters anymore

Yes I am alone, but then again I always was
As far back as I can tell I think maybe it's because
Because you were never really real
To begin with

I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
And it worked, yes it did.

There is no you, there is only me
There is no you, there is only me
There is no fucking you, there is only me
There is no fucking you, there is only me
Only, only, only, only

Well a tiny little dot caught my eye and it turned out to be a scab
And I had this funny feeling like I just knew it's something bad
I just couldn't leave it alone, I kept picking at this scab
It was a doorway trying to see itself shut, but I climb through

Now I'm somewhere I am not supposed to be
And I can see things I know I really shouldn't see
And now I know why now, and know I now why
Things aren't as pretty on the inside.

I just made you up to hurt myself...
There is no you there is only me...

whos that op?

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What a bitch indeed. Sounds like a control freak. I've had my experience with those, none of it good. At least justice was served
Women are all mentally ill. You just gotta figure out just how much mental illness you're willing to tolerate. Or you could let it go and have 2D instead

You do that boo

>energy drink instead of water when he brewed his coffee
We have that here too. I know it as a 'How to get a heart attack 101'. A few years ago someone popped after drinking too many of those

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Am I a good boo? >:

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That's the plan

Oh well


I really don't think that is a good idea...
Mostly just spam

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>Women are all mentally ill
what also that guy has nothing to complain about at all akkio

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(No Game Shiro)
>Cats = Dangerous.
Since when?

(Akiko)
She passed out inside the dream anyways, of course she'd be feeling bad.

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Seaplane Tender Princess from KanColle

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Yeah, technically speaking our relationship was a textbook example of an abusive relationship.
Kinda makes sense in hindsight, should have seen the red flags going in, but it was nice at first.

Oh well, live and learn

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thier is no such thing you had a gf fucking stop

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Gfs are fun until they turn sour and make you regret every choice you've made in life.
Then the suck ass, and no pussy is good enough to make you want to stay through that shit

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