Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Shower time.

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Here for a bit longer, getting sleepy

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Yuuko Claimed!

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No, no Esdeaths, your views appear rather similar to my own, cherishing the experience while not dwelling on old romances.
Here's the thing Esdeath, you can't expect the world to give you happiness, you need to fucking work for it, between learning to overcome your social issues, not being incredibly fat, actually going out and meeting people.

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Here for the memes

I rarely get to use that, I wanted to use it again this time.

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Claimu

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She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in
She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been
She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin
Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within

Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious hole
My disease, my infection
I am so impure

Devils speak of the way in which she'll manifest
Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress
Need to contaminate, to alleviate, this loneliness
I now know the depths I reach are limitless

Oh my beautiful liar
Oh my precious hole
My disease, my infection
I am so impure

Oh.

I'm out. See you guys later.

This is now a gore thread

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Well?
Pretty hard to say i do or don't like you if i don't know anything about you.

>She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in

Esdeath fuck off.

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ERP with me

Claiming Yuuki

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I'd personally hope you wouldn't have to ask, and she would force you to.

Ah, wasn't completely sure if you meant me or not.
But yeah, it was good, then it was shit.
Doesn't bother me anymore.

Fuck off Sachi.

No

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Fuck off Shiro.

Haruna claimed.

Oh hi Akiko!
>cute
Your too kind~
How are you today?
Thanks, I will give that a go.
Ive never played Warthunder, is it any good?
Memes are fun.

I dream of memes

I kill you and your family

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in your eyes maybe

I deserve a gf and incredible fat what when did I say I was incredible fat meeting people is irelavent i want a gf not friends

wasnt me

ungrateful maniac

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>I deserve a gf
Kek

>his girlfriend is a cartoon

>broken .gif

I know this is a jump scare but cmon man.

>ungrateful maniac
>I deserve a gf

kill this nigger

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Wtf is that?

I was waiting for the spider, and got an even better spider. Absolutely genius.

As I said previously, Esdeath, you'll never be happy, or find a girl that loves you back, if you act so desperate. You also have to learn to let go and to accept no as an answer.

why so mean?

Call it what you want, idgaf

If you want a meaningful relationship with a girl, go out and make one.
If you have trouble talking to girls, I recommend drinking alcohol, it'll make it easier to talk to them

Edgey

That's what I was waiting for

I do too, friend

Fun things are fun

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Same

Kek i remember something similar to this back in spring

If you deserve a gf, then go get one. Big girls aren't hard to get since they need someone

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You know you like it

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No memes here, turn around and go back to where you came from little one

Esdeath had a cat. Had

I'm good. Feeling way better than yesterday. How is that sword coming along?

Edgedeath can you just use a dot or comma once in any of your sentences?
>I deserve a gf
No. The world doesn't owe you anything. The sooner you accept that the sooner you might go out and try to earn one

here

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Did I just hear me call for my excellency? I'd be happy to oblige my own personal requests with my amazing presence.

You're all very welcome in advance.

here 4 u

Hi Shinoa. How's it going?
Does feel a bit deja vu-y.

>Fun things are fun
Can confirm

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Its alright, until your pilot gets one shotted by a lucky shot.
Its free on steam if you want to check it out.

Yup that's how it goes, how do you feel about melancholic romance anime/movies?, I've developed quite the connection to Makoto Shinkai's work due to my experiences.
>I deserve a gf
HAHAHA. Fat was just a guess but going by your reaction it definitely sounds like you could lose several pounts.

huehuehuehuehueheuheuheuehuehuehuehueheu

OMG WAIFU LOL MY WAIFU MY 2D WIFE

WHAT'S A REAL WOMAN

thanks i think

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You're right, I am the definition of fun! Though, I and the rest of your species already knew this!

>Russian bias

Because Renge is mine.
Hi there.

These digits determine Renge is eternally mine. Now I'm actually taking a shower.

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>Edgedeath can you just use a dot or comma once in any of your sentences?
>dot
It's called a full stop you half sand nigger.
i didn't even touch renge ;-;

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How are you?

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I like his stuff, but at times it can get a bit too real for me. Sometimes I like to see the protagonist succeed romantically

here

more than these ungrateful people its insanity

what im no ungrateful monster I would worship my gf im her pet she owns me

im not desperate im just human I need comfort

you cant go out and make one people who says this are crazy or have delusions of how amazing they are

no im not a grammar nazi im not writing an essay ive earned it the amount of time that I devote into this shit its my fucking turn

get out you bastard you sadistic manic you fucking narcissist get out and die you are not better than me no one is better than me

This I can agree with.
I can only guess what memes you mean... kek
Thats good! Sword? Sorry my memory is not very good...
kek sounds like something I would get mad at. I might give it a go...

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thinking about killing myself..

hue


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hue

Ball so hard

Saber claim
>Titanfall 2 pre alpha is pretty fun
>I deserve a gf
I-I have no words that haven't already been said. If you deserved a gf you would have one us on way to sum it up