Apologize

Apologize

Apologize to China

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This.

delete this

Three words:
Per. Capita.

Mitch Larkin choked and lived up to his nation's title of Ausfailia

AUSFAILIASHITS BTFO'D!!!!!

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India is winning again?!

A P O L O G I Z E

CANT HANDLE THE BANTZ

oi oi oi

Still fun to see you americans get so worked up over it. Bound to end but fuck we milk it for a good laugh at least. Job done I say.

No need to get ass mad its just a little banter kiddo

>be american
>celebrate coming level on wins with a country that has 6.5% of your population
>somehow considered worth gloating about

Congratulations. You're on equal Gold medals with "World Superpower" Australia.

Pathetic desu senpai

>Ausfailia really thinks they can stay in the race with USA
>only won 8 gold medals last games
We haven't even hit the events we're favorites to win. Wouldn't be surprised if Phelps won more golds than Australia

Oh, and same goes for China. No way China can get the most gold when the games are held somewhere besides Chink Chang City

>300000000 population
>4 gold medals

Heh, that's cute

>17 medals
>7 medals

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>be ausfailian
>enter damage control mode after my nation's athletes inevitably choke on the world stage

Mitch Larkin and his missus Emily Seebohm both choked.

That's alright though, Australians don't usually put much stock in medal tallies. It's mostly just about the spirit of the Olympics, giving it your all and competing to the best of your ability.

It's part of the reason why Australia holds the most important record of all - never having missed a single Olympic games.

>mad kangaroos and koalas cant handle the bantz

REV UP THOSE PER CAPITA EXCUSES LMAO

Timestamp tears pls

>win the olympics

All i hope is that you put an end to Australian childposting.

>Aus
>4 wins / 3 losses

>USA
>4 wines / 13 losses

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that's not the way it works "lad"

>three words
>states two

>same amount of golds
typical ameridoops

>USA LITERALLY held a tantrum and wouldn't go to Moscow coz "muh badguys" and denying athletes who have trained for 4 years of their lives a chance to compete because politics

just in case anyone was wondering, literally no one in australia is mad about this

Here we go, we will be undisputed first place in less than 20 minutes!

Why are you so mad you're posting vertically? Can't handle the bantz?

Yeah, you just love posting about it is all

>bbbut muh per capita T.T

Why do seemingly all Australian posts reek of being pre-teens?

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Jesus, we're just having a laugh. You guys really can't take a joke.

>yfw making that post

You seem so assblasted... why can't you just have a little giggle like the Americans?

per capita. n-nothing to see here

>don't put much stock in medal tallies
>post literally 30 threads about australia whenever their country gets ahead
Mate... just no.

what the fuck is shumpert doing? He looks like a fucking idiot.

>things that losers say

Great Britain, please calm your kids down

>we're not mad, we promise
C'mon Ausfags, quit being so touchy.

Kek
>this burger clap thinks he participation awards are equally weighted to gold medals

>3 days to overtake us in winners medals
>all you can do is collect more losers medals

At least wait till you actually have something worthy to brag about

C'mon dude, we're just having a laugh. Why you gotta take everything so seriously?

I hear Australia is a real threat to our medal chances in Gymnastics this year.

Why is Ausland getting so touchy over some cheeky banter? We're all friends here.

I thought aussies were master shitposters, what happened? Cant handle the bantz?

>Murigun population: 1.6 billion
>Aussie population: 23 million

>Both have 4 gold

More gold per capita boys, more gold per capita

It's like they just disappeared after being assblasted.

>mfw auslards resort to bong excuses

was bound to happen eventually, everyone is just surprised it took as long as it did

MUH CAPITA

America has 5 golds, m8

>Getting this flustered over us beating you for about two minutes
Hahahaha holy shit you are flustered mate. Harden the fuck up cunt.

Calm down, no need to get so buttfrustrated. We're just having a bit of fun with you is all.

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But... you weren't even bantering...

Wait, do americans not even understand what banter is?

>too low test to procreate

kek

>M-MUH PER CAPITA
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can't you handle just a little bantz? That's all it was. Sorry to offend you all.

>AUSFALIA THIS MAD AND CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ

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Gymnastics is a fag sport. We send our women to train rugby instead.

5 golds motherfuckers!!!

>this damage control

Calm down, there's no need to yell at us m8.

did you just win one in the doubles cuckoldry event?

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Reddit bantz

Yes yes very good China and Australia...

>hey americans you don't have the same sense of humor as our stupid autistic asses!!!

kek

kek

KEK

Sorry America, but we actually have more Gold Medals than you


we won Rugby, that's 16 Gold Medals right there.


meanwhile America only won things like shooting, that's only 1 Gold Medal.

16>1

They don't even speak English, how would the comprehend the subtle nuances of banter?

WEAK BANT

>NOT SO FAST
>lost to a state of being

>this much rectal devastation

Australia spiraling out of control, its over for them

I can feel the butthurt in your post m8. You may try to hide it but you're legitimately upset that for the briefest of moments we were beating you and having a giggle about it. You can try to pretend otherwise but nup. The difference between our bantz and yours is that we don't actually care. You do.

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>that wall of text you just wrote to show you "weren't" mad

LMAO

every olympic and every time. When we get to the meme even and btfo out of them in them, watch out.

USA NOW HAS 5 CONFIRMED

AUSTRALIA MATHEMATICALLY ELIMINATED FROM CONTENTION

>w-we don't actually care, baka...

REVOKE SUN YANG'S MEDALS
FILTHY CHEAT

Jesus christ, did you intend to write that much? I'm sorry, but I'm looking for mild to moderate bantz, not rage-posting. Best of luck to you.

>being this auss-blasted over the olympics

Guess down under isn't only where your mom goes every night

be honest, do you?

All this ass-anger.

Coming "first" because of silver medals.
资本主义的败类

It seems like your friends vanished. M-maybe they c-c-care?

>Germans

> he doesn't count his county's athlete being top 3 in the whole world.
Hurr country x had 1 gold medal but country y had 29 silvers. Hmmmm really makes you think.

think its more likely they're little kids who like to troll and now they can't

So we can agree that the majority of Australians on this board are pussies who can't handle a little bantz? Can we screen cap this?

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