LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON HER TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS AND WHEY
ALONG CAME A SPIDER
HE SAT DOWN BESIDE HER
HE SAID HEY, WHAT'S IN THE BOWL, BITCH?
OH!
LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON HER TUFFET
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Adam Rogers
No one watches Dice
Lucas Parker
Your father did, and your mother was thinking only of Dice as your dad ejak'd you into her
Ayden Anderson
...
Michael Fisher
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
GO SIT ON A COCK OH!
Brody Harris
How did Dice become so big?
His comedy is utter garbage and it still is
Mason Peterson
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everytime
Liam Williams
THIS AIN'T YOU MOMMA'S MONOLOGUE
Adam Sullivan
Negan?
Matthew Barnes
OH I'M SAYIN' IT
James Barnes
I never understood his appeal.
HICKORY DICKORY DOC
SAT ON COCK
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Fucking lame in any era.
Ryder Sullivan
PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA
Joshua Gonzalez
Why is that jacket so big?
Carson Rivera
in the day, people thought he was "edgy".
the christain mothers saying he was the devil just made him seem badass and controversial. nowadays people like him because he's so exaggeratedly unfunny
Jordan Flores
he's a big guy
Kayden Ramirez
yeah, i don't get it. him or the fat guy who yelled alot. his movie is surprisingly not shit though
Tyler Adams
WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPHTHERIA hannibal?
Lucas Anderson
ANDREW DICE GAYY
Tyler Gomez
It was the 90's...but Dice was beyond shoulder pads....more like football pads.
Ryder Hernandez
Remember when he "cried" on Arsenio?
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Jayden Watson
ok this dice I like.
Owen Ramirez
Sam Kinison was infinitely more talented than Dice.
Hunter Jenkins
Kinison was hit or miss with a lot of miss.
But Dice was just painful to watch...especially when the audience joined in with the catch phrases.
It was like watching a tv show that was taking place in robocop.
>Tfw i would not buy that for a dollar
Aaron Reed
I heard him on Adam Carolla and he sounds like an insufferable fucking twat. Not once did I laugh or found any of his stories interesting.
He still thinks he's the hot shit even after 2 decades of nobody caring about him
Aiden Clark
Basically a kike(silverstein) acting like a greaser wop. Back then it was the republicans telling people our rights ended where their feelings began and everyone clung on to Dice like they do with Donald Trump. Dice would literally be stoned on site for crimes against feminism and racism nowadays.
...she had so many kids, her uterus fell out, oh!
Isaac Morales
>she had so many kids, her uterus fell out,
literally the only thing he ever said that I kekd at
David King
MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY, GET OUT OF HERE AND GET ME GARY
Ethan Diaz
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Grayson Price
DELETE THIS
Sebastian Davis
RUB A TUB TUB
THIS HOMO HAS DUBS
I WONT DELETE THIS
SO FUCKING WHAT
OOOOHHHH!!!!!
Josiah Stewart
where to cop big fucking beetlejuice jacket?