ITT: Describe games poorly
I'll start with a couple:
>Save thousands of lives
>Get thousands of gold
>Save your dog
ITT: Describe games poorly
>Kill monsters
>Wear their skin
>????
>Profit
fallout 4
fable 2
>throw controller at yer crt
>make people disappear into the ground
>drown citizens
>people have superhuman strength
wrong
right
>blocks
>blocks
>zombies
>blocks
well, im off then you pleb.
Mariokard 3000
>criminal investigator
>beat up homeless people
MH
Every game that existed before 2004
super smash bros or mario kart 64
Woah pal, let's play nice
He's got it!
Deadly Premonition?
>get weird disease
>rape everyone with your new tentacles
L.A. Noire?
Prototype
>giant space funyuns
>alien chickenpox
>mini blue naked woman
>Watch tv with your pet
>random nobody
>grind
>????
Prototype
THUG1?
Condemned
Condemned 2
Halo
Skeleton rave party and also everyone dies
>be a prisoner
>find a talking book
Yes
Sims?
>push cart
>multiple "unique" characters
>Cosmetics
Soul sacrifice?
Overwatch
>Dating/Murder simulator 2k16
>Fuck your cousins but not too much
>Look at me...
>I am the king now.
>go back 9 years
...
>James Bond
tea four dress too
Tf2
>Russians yell at you every 10 seconds
>every one of their sentences ends with cyka
james bond 007 goldeneye for nintento computer vidya system
Wrongo
Wrongerooney
WINRARS
>stand in a vessel
>see dead bodies on beach
every online game
dota2
>royalty
>forced to pick shit up
>extremely small chance of people meeting
>meet day 1
>there is no multiplayer despite stating there is
Stalker
that's one of the answers
>treat your gun like a barbie
>get shouted at by Russians
>"rush b"
>be NEET shut-in
>have every single known mental illness
>literally everybody, even your mom, hates you
>go underground to kill your future-past self
no man's sky?
katamari
Unturned?
Its probably minecraft tho
>they see me rollin
>they hatin
>...bein stick to my giant balls
Winnrars
yea
>get off a train
>shoot up a bunch of people
>get family back
>die
Yea
again. katamari
katamari, again?
Teen Fortress 2
yeah
haha didnt see the upper one
Nyes
CS:GO
>what a dream
>go underground to find your dad, find a magic guitar, and revive your mom so your mom can revive your grandma so your grandma can smash the guitar and die
Yeserooni
Please tell me what game this is...
>you do shit
Red Dead Redemption
>fight
>enslave
>torture
>poison
>paralyze
>capture
>breed
>darkness
>darkness
>darkness
>shut the fuck up about the darkness already
Brutal legend?
asscreed or farcry
yume nikki
pokemon channel ez amitrite
it was like a dream
pokemon
no
>Give yourself the opportunity to be called a faggot by a 12 year old
>be small
>get bigger
>get smart
>Rule the planet and take over other planets
The Darkness
>sea cats and blitzers
Pokemon?
lsd dream simulator
Bioshock Infinite
CoD
spore
no
nope
every COD game
The binding of OP
link's awakening?
well done friend
>Stamper
>NYAHH SEE
Bingo.
>Rush B
>Team goes A
>parachute
>get betrayed
>crash plane
>chase waifu through jungle
>BOSSSSSSS