ITT: Describe games poorly

ITT: Describe games poorly
I'll start with a couple:
>Save thousands of lives
>Get thousands of gold
>Save your dog

>Kill monsters
>Wear their skin
>????
>Profit

fallout 4

fable 2

>throw controller at yer crt

>make people disappear into the ground
>drown citizens
>people have superhuman strength

wrong
right

>blocks
>blocks
>zombies
>blocks

well, im off then you pleb.

Mariokard 3000

>criminal investigator
>beat up homeless people

MH

Every game that existed before 2004

super smash bros or mario kart 64

Woah pal, let's play nice

He's got it!

Deadly Premonition?

>get weird disease
>rape everyone with your new tentacles

L.A. Noire?

Prototype

>giant space funyuns
>alien chickenpox
>mini blue naked woman

>Watch tv with your pet

>random nobody
>grind
>????

Prototype

THUG1?

Condemned

Condemned 2

Halo

Skeleton rave party and also everyone dies

>be a prisoner
>find a talking book

Yes

Sims?

>push cart
>multiple "unique" characters
>Cosmetics

Soul sacrifice?

Overwatch

>Dating/Murder simulator 2k16
>Fuck your cousins but not too much
>Look at me...
>I am the king now.

>go back 9 years

...

>James Bond

tea four dress too

Tf2

>Russians yell at you every 10 seconds
>every one of their sentences ends with cyka

james bond 007 goldeneye for nintento computer vidya system

Wrongo
Wrongerooney
WINRARS

>stand in a vessel
>see dead bodies on beach

every online game

dota2

>royalty
>forced to pick shit up

>extremely small chance of people meeting
>meet day 1
>there is no multiplayer despite stating there is

Stalker

that's one of the answers

>treat your gun like a barbie
>get shouted at by Russians
>"rush b"

>be NEET shut-in
>have every single known mental illness
>literally everybody, even your mom, hates you
>go underground to kill your future-past self

no man's sky?

katamari

Unturned?
Its probably minecraft tho

>they see me rollin
>they hatin
>...bein stick to my giant balls

Winnrars

yea

>get off a train
>shoot up a bunch of people
>get family back
>die

Yea

again. katamari

katamari, again?

Teen Fortress 2

yeah
haha didnt see the upper one

Nyes

CS:GO

>what a dream

>go underground to find your dad, find a magic guitar, and revive your mom so your mom can revive your grandma so your grandma can smash the guitar and die

Yeserooni

Please tell me what game this is...

>you do shit

Red Dead Redemption

>fight
>enslave
>torture
>poison
>paralyze
>capture
>breed

>darkness
>darkness
>darkness
>shut the fuck up about the darkness already

Brutal legend?

asscreed or farcry

yume nikki

pokemon channel ez amitrite

it was like a dream

pokemon

no

>Give yourself the opportunity to be called a faggot by a 12 year old

>be small
>get bigger
>get smart
>Rule the planet and take over other planets

The Darkness

>sea cats and blitzers

Pokemon?

lsd dream simulator

Bioshock Infinite

CoD

spore

no

nope

every COD game

The binding of OP

link's awakening?

well done friend

>Stamper
>NYAHH SEE

Bingo.

>Rush B
>Team goes A

>parachute
>get betrayed
>crash plane
>chase waifu through jungle
>BOSSSSSSS