ITT: Badly describe vidya, anons try to guess

ITT: Badly describe vidya, anons try to guess

>Travel around
>Reach remote island
>Save drowning kid
>Locals thank me a lot
>Build me a house and expect me to solve all of their lives' problems

>Look at stupid colorful shit
>Point lasers at stupid colorful shit
>Hold a button on your keyboard
>Repeat

>be head
>fly around, switch bodies like switching clothes
>shoot lasers

>Feel depressed after death of family
>Kill everything
>Commit sudoku

>Lost and scared
>Cry your way to enlightenment

>You are supposed to go left.

>Literally a God
>Kill other gods
>VER
>VVX
>VEG
>VEL

black and white?

Correct.

God of War?

>Interplanetary Minecraft

No Guy Buy

>You are forced to do anything if asked nicely enough.

>be demon
>other demons mad
>fight other demons
>master different elements
>fly around
>repeat

Stanley Parable

...

being questioned about integers repeatedly

>fight over buildings
>FUCKING WARD
>cyka blyat

>Fly procedurally generated hunk of shit through procedurally generated sky
>There aren't any males present
>procedurally land on procedurally generated 18 Quintilian blades of grass/rock
>Take that rock and put it in my ship
>Try to meet with my procedurally generated friend who is 18 Quintilian miles away from my current location
>We finally meet, except we cant see each-other
>The fact that we actually met just blows my mind

Yes and yes

Bioshock, the first

Correct

No mans sky kek

No man's sky

You got it

Nope.

>hats fall

smite vvgg veg

Zero Punctuation's/Yahtzee Crowshaw's Hatfall

>you make the decision that people should be inferior to you

You play as a postman who goes to deliver a parcel to some guy in the desert only to be gunned down by a really shitty knock off James Dean. You then wake up naked whilst being molested by a doctor who then takes you to a slot machine which will in turn determine your characteristics.

yes

>Strap Chair to rocket
>Explodes
>More Rockets
>Reach space
>go back down
>give up and play tutorials

>needs money
>find girl
>fuck church
>headsortails.jpeg
>big fucking bird
>ohshitepicfight.png
>girl is girls and you are not you

fallout new Vegans

Bioshock Infinite

Fallout nv

Ring-a-Ding-Ding!

fuk

2 ez

KSP

>deliver pizza
>cause criminal to escape
>dinosaurs
>egypt
>Skateboarding everywhere

You got it boi

>gf dies
>fight satan

try this one then nigger
>wantstodie.jpeg
>is emo af
>sandy hook simulator
>kills niggers

You play from a wide array of augmented and/or fucked up people/animals who are basically part of the United Nations. On multiple occasions you must transport vehicles from one place to another whilst fighting alongside your fellow abominations in order to win. Many of the women in this UN have dangerously small rib-cages and rather large booties.

dANTE'S

Dantes Inferno

yep
Hatred?

nope

Binding of Isaac

>Japan
>kasumi
>swords
>いらっしゃい
>not for fucking casuals

you visit a shit ton of places on your way to the devil

dota 2 too easy.

Painkiller? Shits cash yo

>in egypt
>be serious

>be you
>do whatever
>"wanna come to my house and look around?"
>coons

winrar

>be explorer
>go to peru
>then greece
>then egypt
>then lost island

Sam

My nigger. Now I gotta go 100% black edition again, nostalgia ho!

>shoot your boss
>don't kill her
>save schoolgirl from a variety of zany characters

>Driving
>Beat some Chad's Crew
>Chad challenges me
>Chad sabotages my car
>Build better car to win it back

>travel the world fighting people
>first Korean fighter
>NIPPON ICHI
>"I'll chisel your gravestone. Sleep well."
>soy sauce

> zombies made of jerky
> rolling
> rolling
> backstabbing
> shit final boss

yes

Nfs Most wanted

dark souls 2

Best NFS

>bald drug addict
>bullied and beaten alot as a kid
>goes out to murder a bunch of shirtless deviants to rescue his adoptive daughter

Sleeping Dogs?

World Civ 5?

>be captain of a ship
>get spooped

Hitman absolution

no

Ds2 -1. AKA the best one

Mortal Kombat

nope

>Timey-wimey
>Lots-a-climbin'

Farcry 3 ?

no

but back stabbing wasn't a necessity in 1

memes

>child who can't stop crying
>teams up with a headless horse
>overthrows a kingdom of zombies and aliens

borderlands 2

> play as a fantasy nigger
> supposed to save your fellow slaveniggers
> yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
> berds are magic

I have no mouth must scream

>be modern adaptation of heart of darkness

spec ops the line

imagine hungry hungry hippos.

incorrect

>play-dough fighting simulator 2016

MASON! THE NUMBERS

assasins creed or Dishonoured

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver?

>fasten your seatbelts
>for another ND creation

Undertale

True, and didn't work for the majority of the dickheads in The game. Still made it a cakewalk when it worked though

Headmaster
>too easy

>be only nigger in existence
>Native Americans try to kill you
>Also be a ninja and body swapper
>kys
>intelligence to A.I