Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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>Yuuko
i don't mean that!
i'll show you who i am

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Claiming Felix

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>The people who post her are always silly and meme lords
>meme lords
Thanks... I try.

:-]
XDddddddd

Yuuko Aioi is my wife, from now until the end of this thread.
(・ω・)

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is that supposed to be Suigintou from Rozen Maiden?

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Ehhh?
I mean, sure, go ahead.

youtube.com/watch?v=xDCj6M3jv6s

Penny Returns from the range.
>K went with me and tried out my 9mm
>She also tried out my Mosin but didn't like it as much.

Air defense princess from KanColle

Shiro

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Jh2WaClH_M

Oh cool! Picture of your Mosin?

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Claiming Yuuki

its the leet

Sure, lemme just go open up the gun safe and get it ^^

ah ok.

ok, I'ma go nap to some ASMR after some cookies.

cyall l9r
>see what I did... there? I'll see myself out. =P

>he doesn't have a qt innocent waifu
>le smug anime girl

That'd be neat~.
What other guns do you have? (・ω・)

I've got three hunting rifles, two handguns, a revolver, and two shotguns.

Her look in this pic is one of the cutest you have. EWF is top.

I'm unsure what's going on in this pic.

Doll claimed, and heading off. Goodnight.

> (・ω・)
D...denko?

I love the picture, wish there was more pictures of her in a dress. Earth, Wind & Fire is great. How are you today?
>i think you know what's going on in that pic
Goodnight.

Picture.

Did the bees leave?

Pic related. I put a pad on it because I plan on getting another one to keep pure.
>inb4 Timestamp
Nah I'm a lazy shit and don't wanna go all the way back out to my workshop.
>Penny~

Sounds like a nice collection~.
I don't actually own any guns, sadly, but I used to shoot them a lot with someone in my family whom had lots!
Mosins are neat, though. How much did you pay for yours?

4 u

Night, night.

Seems that way.

slut

$200 at a gun show.
Oh and I almost forgot I got an AR-15 recently, Ruger SR556
>Tfw AR mags are cheaper than mags for my SR9.

loli

I want to suck his cute trap dick

Sup this is me and my girlfriend. I can't bare the thought of sleeping next to a pillow with a Chinese cartoon character printed on it, how do you guys manage your relationships with cartoon characters and pillows? Serious question

you're waifu a shit

Claimed.

Post your waifu punk. I'll kick your ass.

Does your girlfriend have a pet sea dragon she lets you pet?

Hmm???

It's probably mavis

If this post ends in a 6, someone will throw a tomahawk at you within the next 6 hours.
You'll soon discover that your attacker was actually a version of your Waifu from a Universe where dispositions and moralities are switched (also tomahawks are the only weapon they have for some reason) so this 'Anti-Waifu' sees you the opposite way your Waifu sees you.
The tomahawk is magical, and over the course of 6 more hours (they also like the number 6 in this Universe) you will turn into the Anti-Waifu and really bad shit will happen.
What do you do? Do you know how to reverse the magic?
If I don't roll a 6, everything I've said is retarded and you can ignore it.

Ask her to peg you

I'm doing good, just a bit occupied.

Shit was so cash.

That 3DPD fagget? Kek, opinion disregarded.

my waifu a cute

kek

Oh, that's not a bad price at all!
I was looking at saving for an SR-556E, actually. Mostly for the cheaper price tag, though.
Hm.

>pic related
Have a (you).

Hey Mai. What are you up to today?

>tfw no cream team

Short break from work.

What's up Rory? How's work?

the SR-556 is a great gun so far, no trouble, shoots really well.
>I wanna get a holosight for it.
>Siege has made me hate iron sights on any sort of AR/Bullpup platform.
If you ever want a good price for something, look for a local gun show, they've usually got good sale prices, especially on the last day of the show.

>Hey Mai. What are you up to today?
I'm debating whether or not I should buy a coin with Trump's face on it.

Miho claimed

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I would eat a mako

Busy. Have to go silent while there so I can get through it easy. Students are back in classes so its gonna get real bad in an hour or so.

What do you do?

Cook at a uni. Simple stuff but the volume gets intense.

Tomoko claimed

Ooh yeah, I'm sure that can get stressful. I go to my uni's dining hall everyday or so and it can get really crowded here.

Yeah, all I hear is complaints about weight and price.
I'm not sure if I've heard of gun shows around here, but I'll look into it!

Why wouldn't you? Sounds cute!

here

Whore.
Hi Miho.

Boat.

It's tacky AF
>World peace
>implying

fuck every waifu in here my waifu is the best you sons of whores

>implying he isn't going to make anime real

you're waifu a trash

Hello

It is a bit heavy, but its definitely a fun range toy
>I would suggest looking at other models though, I sorta did an impulse buy.
Also definitely go to a gun store and feel the gun, touch it, touch it gently, let it know that you care. Hold the gun in your arms, it makes all the difference.

Not a boat.
How're you?

most of these waifus just seem like copies of each other, you all a shit

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>777
Not as lucky as you.

Im not doing well lots stuff going on.

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If i'm a whore you're a boat

Anime already is real.

You're a boat of whores!

>How can anime be real if our eyes aren't?

I sure will~.
>touch it gently
I don't want to make my waifu jealous by gently caressing a weapon!

where's that photo of your qt virgin mosin wife, onii-chan?

And damn it I knew you were going to say that too because I was considering it.

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MEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That sucks. Still a bunch of random money drains?
Pift. You're the one trying to erp with everyone.

>money drains?
Im out of money....

mean
And you're the one calling me a whore

>Im out of money....

Ahh. Well i could see why that would be a problem.
Still bored?
Well i assume you can see the correlation.

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Oops, I didn't see it!
Looks nice! I'd love to shoot one of those.

I forgot it was, silly me.
>pic related, me and my waifu

Why did you take down all your old waifu videos foxworth?

Sup nerds?

I do
You're still a boat