Walk into your room while there is a power outage

>walk into your room while there is a power outage
>see this glowing figure coming out of your closet
What do, Sup Forums?

be ready to suck

be ready to get sucked

I start masturbating furiously. This will have hopefully scarred the glowing figure.

NOPE
turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck out

Anything that walks into my room knows it's about to get fucked HARD.

fuck off

Hell yeah brother.

Guess who's getting laid tonight

can i fuck it?

FUCK THE SPOOKY GHOST!

Cum

Unzip pants and get ready for some good old fashioned raping.

Which room is yours?

Fuck it's ass, pussy, face cum all over its disgusting skinny pale body and call it a cab home

you're literally ratarded if you don't know common math such as angles

SPACE MARINES

AAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I go onto an online learning annex and take a few more Photoshop classes, because that image is fucking garbage.

I would get off the drugs i'm on.

>be me
>see crazy fucking monster
>start jacking off with the fury of a thousand dying African tribes
>let out an eerie moan
>point at fucking ghost and say "and it's all for you"
>tfw

See if it's shotgun proof.

Newfag alert activated

>being this new

Rape it. If it's in my closet, it's my property.

fuck it's brains out

Scream, cry, piss myself and then passout while shitting self

I haven't made contact with a single soul in 3 months. I'm so lonely. I would take care of the spooky creature, go out on dates with it, make it fall in love with me and my personality... After a couple months of being a state of bliss I would pop the question- "will you marry me babe?" It responds with "urghurjggg" and nods it's head. We grow old with each other and enjoy each other's company till the day we die.

Jokes on you OP, I don't have a closet :^)

Anything walking into this guy's room is walking funny on the way out.

Shoot my ectoplasm all over it

tell it that it's really ugly and hurt its feelings

...

You could be my friend...

Maybe common for a primary school child. like you newfag

I have 3 alters, 10 crusifixs, and over 30 blessed items. It will melt in my room

Nice punctuation. This is America, learn our language, faggot.

Shit my pants.
Proceed to ask on date.

Ask Brian Warner if he needs a ride home?

But you use my countries gramma and language.....

Do a 180 and moonwalk away, duh.

shoot randomly.

im not in your faggot country fuckwit

LOL what a fucking joke you are! Do you also masturbate with holy water-based lube?

Normally scared but usually drunk...invite for a drink if no response become violent as usual with strangers. Unless he's in for some good conversation.

>not knowing about the moonwalk

kek'd

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

...

try to smoke weed with it then have a stoner buddy horror movie comedy as we kill fucking everyone

>see spooki
>"u do not live here"
>"oh ok sori"
>spook leaves

... Not yet. But soon Donald Trump will be your president.

go fuck it

tryn git it suck my short cock

fucking disgusting

I would be your friend too. A couple of disclaimers. I am a drunk, half crazy, married, have a big family, really protective, a slight gambling problem, beat off to milf porn too much, work too hard to make good money although it's effortless, and have a hard time keeping my dick in my pants. (Not into dudes)

I wait for the backup generator to kick in and wonder why my UPS didnt work.

Would ask for coke, pills, ephedrine or anything sniffable, then would watch guardians of the galaxy with it

Shoot 6 .44 special rounds into it. Then begin praying in Latin.

I have no closet. I wanted to be gay and come out of the closet, but I'm so poor I don't even have one

Have you even watched the fucking movie? they split between her disgusting body and his bemused face because they taped it at two different times. it's called editing.

All you fags that think you're hot shit; you aren't gonna rape it, ya pussy fukbois. What you're gonna really do is freeze at the sight of the large, wide, dead eyes, and b the fuck out of there. Only you'll realize the door is now locked, despite the door not having a lock. You feel the figure creep up behind you, a dripping clammy hand on your head. Before you fags know it, you'll be bent over and fucked for hours by harambe's ghost - screaming for the zookeepers that will never come.