Name a better sauce

Name a better sauce.

>Protip: you can't

The fuck. I didn't know they had that.

it's good but it's by no means "hot"

It's not hot at all which is why its so good.

Goes on fucking everything

Your words make me sad, user.

She puts that shit on everything.

Hunt's, for those who have no self respect.

Why isn't this a thing? I know they may have released a minimum quantity but why don't they actually sell it?

Captain D's Sweet and Sour
It's made with mustard, pineapple, sugar, horseradish. I always ask for 10 and use it on everything.

The ones I make at home.

Whatever kind you can get lost in.

It wouldn't be a secret then derp

I can buy it on a burger. How is that less of a secret?

>Falling for the captain D's meme

Enyoy your grease.

"Not mustard"
>You loose

The best sauce in history. Contest over.

Rufus Teague. Bitch.

What is that witchcraft? I've never had that type of sauce. What does it taste like?

It's good shit.

It's Worcestershire, but with the consistency of A-1.

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The reason it's a secret is because we don't know what the ingredients are (it's mayo and ketchup for fucks sake) not that they don't sell it.

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