Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Who is getting the first 2017 BNM?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 0 Nights since last BNM: 26
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Rest in peace Alphonse Mouzon -Welcome to 2017. -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
Ayden Reyes
RTJ3 8.8 BNM Heard it here first
Angel Myers
In your fucking dreams
Dylan Sanchez
"legend has it" got BNT a month ago, I think it's chances are good. If not BNM then 8.0+
Ryder Green
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.
John Brooks
Chance the Rapper & Jeremih got a BNT and only a 8.1 So RTJ BNM isn't a given but I think they're in a similar situation as Bowie last year when one of the best albums of the year came right at the beginning.
Henry Parker
Calling RTJ3 9.3. BTM is a given.
Carson King
rtj 7.7
Cameron Nelson
haha not in a million years 8+ at very least
Jeremiah Richardson
RTJ 8.6
Josiah Peterson
RTJ 7.0
Cooper Ross
RTJ 45.0 BMI
Caleb Parker
RTJ1 8.5 RTJ2 9.0 RTJ3 9.5
Daniel Foster
RTJ's BMI balances out to like 30 since El-P is tiny
Jayden Rodriguez
RTJ3 8.2
John Cook
it's getting a 10/10 from what I've gather
Caleb Gonzalez
7.9
Elijah Gray
...
Joseph Nguyen
How do I get to the review without having it stall for so long?
Camden Wright
8.6 BNM BTFO
Liam Bailey
10. Review by Cohen
Blake Gomez
You're welcome.
Sebastian Morales
BTFO
Carter Thompson
You got it, boy
Connor Russell
RTJ 8.6 BTM Good score pitchfork.
Michael Long
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Run the Jewels 8.6 BNM by Sheldon Pearce Steven Warwick 7.6 by Thea Ballard
Jeremiah Ramirez
do fat black guys have innie dicks covered by their FUPAs like white lardos? or is the bbc myth real, and they have giant ones even tho they're fatso?
Jacob White
depends on the person and I've only seen one of their dicks and it was small. they're skinny, though, so I don't know about a fatty hamplanet like Mike.
Matthew Jenkins
No, they don't have the innie thing. Still looks pretty big
Ryan Bailey
this was actually a gay test, and you both failed.
Liam Parker
or succeeded...
Hunter Kelly
day 2 of twenty-seventeen, and p4k is already pushing the blm meme. i had resolved to stop pretending to like black music, but i guess it's one more year for me.
Dylan Brown
Rhyme animal, pitbull terrier Rap terrorist, terrorize, tear it up Brought gas and the matches to flare it up Militant Michael might go psycho On any ally or rival Born Black, that's dead on arrival My job is to fight for survival In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk
Caleb Carter
rtj review by the numbers -2500 total words -'black' is written 130 times -blm mentioned in first graf -the genocide of the white race is openly championed -writer claims to be 110% black -1 donald trump assassination plot written in emoji -0 mention of killer mike's rape conviction from 1997.
Nathaniel Morris
killer make before he got reverse vitiligo. pic related
Ian Rivera
This post is blatantly false
Cooper Bailey
Go to bed richard spencer
Easton Ross
when i listen to white indie i pretend i'm singing it at a talent show at my high school, and my teachers and the cool kids are all impressed, and the girls i had crushes on smile and flirt with me after, but when i listen to black music, i pretend i'm black, and that means i can say 'nigga' and get mad at white ppl on facebook when blm stuff happens.
Juan Cox
i had to look up who richard spencer was, so that means i failed your racist test.
Samuel Mitchell
i follow lots of music ppl on instagram, and i've been noticing this thing they do where they post selfies of themselves and some black person. it's like letting other ppl know they're not racist.
Landon Nguyen
but do you have an alt right SS haircut?
Ryder Sullivan
i cut my own hair with a pair of clippers my mom got me for christmas a few years ago. so no??
Lincoln Parker
Understandable when more and more racists are feeling more comfortable being openly racist. I'm one of the good white ppl I swear!
Andrew King
>SS haircut They're called "fashy haircuts" now
Brandon Evans
it's like >selfie >selfie >pile of books they're pretending to read >studio shit >selfie >selfi >tour shit >me and some grinny black person >selfie >selfie
i thought that was a nu-male haircut. nazis used to have those ;OOOO?
Parker Sanders
2013 was Vampire Weekend
Josiah Sanchez
The Brave Little Abacus
Adrian Hill
>killer mike's rap conviction from 1997
we're just making up shit like this now? isn't this the same thing you Sup Forums retards hate about "feminazis?"
Julian Collins
maybe satire of a troll Sup Forums post. hard to tell on internet
Hudson Anderson
The far right took their haircut back
Lincoln Baker
this thread stands with dr luke and killer mike.
Jason Fisher
i remember you. racism = bad, ableism = okay.
Oliver Wright
if you hit space bar twice, it makes an automatic period.
Kayden Williams
Animal Collective and The Rapture are still the only two bands to not get BNM on the follow-up to a p4k AOTY
Lucas Rivera
vampire weekend in 2017
Sebastian Sanchez
hopefully. I was really thinking they would pan Bon Iver's new album, but no
Kevin Wright
surprised me too. it was horrible. and i liked his s/t one.
Mason Foster
what in the absolute fuck are you talking about?
William Fisher
Grammar nazi posting in this thread
Carter Morales
you throw around 'retard' like it's breathing air, but you get mad if someone says something about your precious black ppl. hypocrisy 101
Jeremiah Ross
actual nazi too
Nolan Cooper
Guy he "corrected" here, grammar is not punctuation (although expecting a period at the end of a one line Sup Forums response is anal af)
Benjamin Brooks
orthography nazi*
Jack Hill
hope everyone had a good christmas. and if you don't celebrate christmas, i'm glad you're burning in hell.
Julian Parker
I'm glad that /p4k/ is back
Evan Torres
I'm not the guy you are arguing with but I used to use retard in casual conversation until I was called out on it. I stopped because yeah I recognized it was fucking rude. The difference is you will never stop desperately clinging to your right to say shitty things about black people.