What happens here?
Besides apparently lots of swimming and obviously lots of porn.
Also, have they always been good at swimming or did they just start their doping program?
What happens here?
Besides apparently lots of swimming and obviously lots of porn.
Also, have they always been good at swimming or did they just start their doping program?
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>TIL: the first ever modern olympic swimming champion was a Hungarian - Hajós only became a swimmer because he felt compelled
fafter his father drowned in the Danube
hungary have always been good at the olympics, I think they're top 10 all-time
the bigger question is why they've never been able to produce a decent divegrass team since their GOAT generation of the 50s
>obviously lots of porn
What did he mean by this?
1. Goalkeepers in sweats
2. Presidents who stand up against the globalists
3. Vampires
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typical post-commie mentality in the whole sport, players think they're hot shit very soon and don't settle for much while coaches do a sloppy job most of the time and fail, not to mention underfunding altough hungarian football could compete better even under these conditions if the whole mentality changed
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MAGYARORSZÁG! IGEN!
de én magyarul most nem túl jó...
'no'.
I want to know what sports they play in this strange land that is totally different in it's culture and history from Austria and Bohemia and Poland and is totally a unique country worthy of noticing or caring about.
I studied abroad there for five months last semester. They used to be big in football (soccer) but not anymore after losing the world championship in 1954. Many older Hungarians still believe they won, though.
They're big on water polo, and other water sports.
We Hungarians are also famous for scientists such as von Neumann or Erdös.
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>we
>german flag
>ö
>can't double acute properly
imposter
>I want to know what sports they play in this strange land
tl;dr:meme sports
What we're good at are every water sports(roving,swimming,polo) and handball.
Football is really popular,however hungarian league/players are shit, because .
Wrestling,judo etc is less popular, but we're quite good at it, like every post-soviet country.
Tell that to my Hungarian great-grandmother.
>landlocked
>good at water sports
????
They have a lot of swimming baths.
you mean the one who's dead?
yeah, the baths are fantastic. highly recommend them.
Have you never heard of Admiral Horthy?
honestly no
Proud to be 1/6 pure blood magyar lad m8
cigany or pureblood
no cigany
No, nobody even heard of swimming before
>constantly choking in weightlifting
>hungarian football
>underfunded
wat
protip, rivers teach you swimming the best.
also we have shittons of lakes. like every village has a nearby lake where kids go to swim in summer.
>like every village has a nearby lake where kids go to swim in summer.
And they drown there in masses because it's a dangerous lake from an abandoned mine.
Splashwater is such a stupid "sport" anyway. Kids should play something more useful like chess instead.
>And they drown there in masses
Deaths from drowning(2012,WHO)
>under 14 males and females combined: 12
that female swimmer that won two gold medals is really beautiful.
Shame she's a swimmer and has dude arms.
Old data, >WHO, not including unreported cases, ignoring government interference, etc.
Cool "statistics", idiot. Every summer a dozen kids die from these stupid lakes. Instead of watching your idiotic anime watch the news sometimes.
desu only because you are building some meme stadiums doesn't mean you are funded well.
8/10 made me reply
who here a magyarboo
gommunism + every decent player instantly leaves the country for a better paying one
Yeah every summer dozens die but the evil government is suppressing the info!
>jhuhsdurhurhur
Johnny Von Neumann confirmed as most based autistic scientist of all time.
I don't even mind the dude arms as much as the giant man feet. And I'm not even a footfag.
Is Hungary the best small country no one really knows anything about? The only time you really hear about Hungary in the US is those stupid "hungry" jokes but they really seem to kick ass in sports and especially in science considering their population and that they aren't very rich.
How do they do it?
Hungary is a great sport nation, better then USA, thats it
Who controls the jews controls the narrative. We control the jews.
Hajós Alfréd was beyond based. Apart from being a versatile athlete he was also a talented architect.
One of the best Jewish Hungarians we ever had.
>We control the jews
What about Uruguay?
Hungary also had Franz Liszt which is one of the best composers of the XIX century and Bela Tarr which is an amazing film director.
Based Hungary. I would be proud if i was Hungarian
Weren't most of your best scientists Jews?
Uruguay is definitely impressive in their football accomplishments but have they had much success in other sports?
Plus, Uruguayan scientists weren't responsible for a good chunk of the Manhattan Project.
The woman of my dreams was born there. Fuck me, lads
>Weren't most of your best scientists Jews?
Yes. Hungarian jews. We uplifted them by giving access to our superior siriusian genetic code. In reality they are just servants acting as our fronts.
i believe this now
you know
PER CAPITA
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don't forget Enji
>1/6
were you conceived in a gangbang?
This ain't the tale of Gilgamesh bro, and even he was 2/3 god and 1/3 Hungarian
HAHAHA
Slovakia invasion of Czech confirmed
But most of them are cigánys, so who cares
>(((We)))
>(((Hungarians)))
what is til?
It's the name of the guy he quoted.
He served as Regent of the Kingdom of Hungary (but there was no king lel), as an Admiral (but we didn't have a sea lel).
Where you keep your money... oh sorry
how much money have you got?
madar cigani
loads
how many loads are we talking about here?
>What happens here?
in the countryside: poverty, being butthurt about losing a war 100 years ago, beatnig up refugees and depression
in Budapest: jews, porn, annoying dipshit dorists and depression
that's pretty much it desu
the countryside sounds pretty cool
500 billions
damn I just realized that I fucked up the raindrops in the window
ok that's a lot of loads
fix it
3rd in all-time medal/capita and 2nd in gold/capita after finland and sweden because winter olympics
the strong survives then wins medals
Lehet még jobb, barátom
It can be better, my friend
Do you have hungarian heritage?
We would be first if not for winter olympics.
Do we even attend there?
My great-grandfather was born in the austro hungarian empire and was named Janos.
Can i claim hungarian heritage?
Six medals in figure skating
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Why did Austria, Bohemia and Hungary participate as separate teams before WW1?
but we are notoriously pessimistic, only proud hungarians are those who live abroad.
Why do Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemburg participate as seperate teams when they are all Benelux?
Why do Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemburg participate as seperate teams when they are all EU?
Why does Belgium even participate when it's a non-country?
>only proud hungarians are those who live abroad.
because we don't know how shitty our country really is
because you dont have to experience how shit our country is, you know it thats why you left
Curse of turan
I think you might be underestimating how deeply ingrained pessimism is within the Hungarian psyche my fellow Magyar. I left Budapest when I was two years old and I'm still overly cynical as is my entire family.
No matter how far you run, you will never escape it.
>Bela Tarr
muh nigga
So is the Iron Lady doping or not?
nem, német vagyok
>how deeply ingrained pessimism is within the Hungarian psyche
this.