Autism thread

Autism thread.

>be 18
>be a cheecky chess player
>someday
>random girl joins my club
>goddamit she's fcking gourgeous
>i get her name from some tournament list

At this point, muh mom was working at the cencus, so I asked her for the adress of this girl.

>i know that i'm autistic
>so i make up a plan
>i play EVERY FUCKING CHESS TOURNAMENT that she plays
>and every time i end my game i stand for hours watching hers
>but i never say a word
>i do this for weeks
>even she's fucking gourgeous, she never gets a boyfriend
>but i'm waiting, for my moment
>and the moment arrived.
>at some tournament she was going to play vs me, so I decided that it's time to make my move
>feel super akward but anyway, i'm going in.
>decide that if i'm going to win i'm gonna give her a draw as the whitekinight that i'am
>she prepared the game and does and some fucking russian opening that i didn't know anything about
>mfw she captures one of my bishops
>i can feel how the spaggetti is falling out of my pocket
>but at this moment
>something inside me fucking changed
>decide to use my autistim powers to win this match even if i have to cut my dick to do it

I know that is a shitty story, but theres more if you wanted.
>cont.

>pic unrelated lol

>gorgeous girl
>interested in chess

Sure.

Go on OP
I hope u got this pretyped

bump

Don't die on this thread op

Go on, OP

OPPPP

>fuck can't get a better img

>the thing gets harder because i was losing a piece
>but my autism powers manifest so
>with the bishop left, i got back the piece doing fucking master moves
>after a hard endgame i won
>asked her if she wants to review the game
>she says yes
>mfw i'm going in
>after reviewing the game
>we talk for a little
>she says that doesn't have a boyfriend
>thats good dawg
>she gives me her number
>and phase 2 starts

sorry guise i didn't have it prertyped

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Piece of shit

Fuck off faggit

Continued

>we sit down for our second game
>she accidentally knocks over her king while reaching for another piece
>thinks i didnt notice
>i yell for a judge
>judge comes over and asks what happened
>i tell him she is disqualified and i am the supreme ruler of the chess world
>she starts to cry
>i laugh so hard i vomit all over her
>she panics and shouts "cum all ogre me"
>im turning green
>the room is a swamp
>she is fiona
>im shrek
>hey now your an all star

OP should've cocked that bitch with his pink bishop while screaming checkmate

Fuck

Fuck you cuck

not even worth

Kecked

you piece of shit

You should have kept it going for a while longer faggot

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I never read greentext. But when I do, this happens. fuck you

You're not OP

hey OP
u have a lichess account?
what is your elo?

>i knew where she lives, so i started phase 2
>i continue following she to every tournament, but now with the difference that we're cool friends
>and i started to left her things like love letters and some other corny things in front of her door
>she always talks with me about this
>when she does it ''i don't know anything about it''
>she tells me that she would love to meet the person that is doing that
>SO HERE THE AUTISM BEGINS TO GET INTO REAL LEVELS
>so i tell she that it was me every fucking time
>that was the top autism move that i could do
>she's like ''wait what'' ''you have to be kidding me''
>and blocks me on whatsapp
>at this point i noticed what a faggot i'am
>but i don't care
>i went to her house
>and knocked on the door
>but that just make me look like a fucking creep
>because when she opened the door and saw who it was
>she realised that she never told me where she lives
>so she discovered that i been stalking her for months
>so now she hated me even more

that's not me kek

laughed like a motherfucker
thankyou for this shit

back to 9fag, kid.

>20 years old
>can't get a minimum wage job

this girl is such a rancid swine

>so i tell she that it was me every fucking time

nice story
cont?

Wrong thread dumbass

How can you not decipher she/her

>i'm annoyed of her reaction
>why she blocked me

but yes i was a fucking stalker i have to say it

>i went back to my home
>with no meaning in life
>so i decided to left the quest
>because i had no oportunity with this girl
>but
>a ray of light appeared some days later
>and she unblocked me
>so i appologized for all the shit that i did
>i'm autistic, and nothing will stop that
>i tell she that i won't disturb her anymore
>she just has to say it
>but she says that we could go out for a date some day
>we went on a date some days later, and everything was perfect with she
>she became my gf
>now she's been my gf for about 3 years
>and i never told she about this
>we continued playing chess
>just like the first day
>and she is fucking better than me now

no dinosaur here boys

little lapsus

brought a tear to this user's eye user. now explain what shes like in the sack and post tits

One of those "she"s was actually grammatically correct. Congratulations, OP

i don't come to these threads for a good ending. fuck you. and yeah, i'm jelly.

>tfw happy ending
>tfw I'm in phase one right now

Thanks for the confidence boost, bro

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NO IT WAS ME, DIO!

that kinda makes me happy

>>be 18
>>be a cheecky chess player
Story should have ended there