>be 18 >be a cheecky chess player >someday >random girl joins my club >goddamit she's fcking gourgeous >i get her name from some tournament list
At this point, muh mom was working at the cencus, so I asked her for the adress of this girl.
>i know that i'm autistic >so i make up a plan >i play EVERY FUCKING CHESS TOURNAMENT that she plays >and every time i end my game i stand for hours watching hers >but i never say a word >i do this for weeks >even she's fucking gourgeous, she never gets a boyfriend >but i'm waiting, for my moment >and the moment arrived. >at some tournament she was going to play vs me, so I decided that it's time to make my move >feel super akward but anyway, i'm going in. >decide that if i'm going to win i'm gonna give her a draw as the whitekinight that i'am >she prepared the game and does and some fucking russian opening that i didn't know anything about >mfw she captures one of my bishops >i can feel how the spaggetti is falling out of my pocket >but at this moment >something inside me fucking changed >decide to use my autistim powers to win this match even if i have to cut my dick to do it
I know that is a shitty story, but theres more if you wanted. >cont.
>pic unrelated lol
Andrew Anderson
>gorgeous girl >interested in chess
Sure.
Elijah King
Go on OP I hope u got this pretyped
Bentley Collins
bump
Liam Edwards
Don't die on this thread op
Isaac Baker
Go on, OP
Eli Clark
OPPPP
Sebastian Wood
>fuck can't get a better img
>the thing gets harder because i was losing a piece >but my autism powers manifest so >with the bishop left, i got back the piece doing fucking master moves >after a hard endgame i won >asked her if she wants to review the game >she says yes >mfw i'm going in >after reviewing the game >we talk for a little >she says that doesn't have a boyfriend >thats good dawg >she gives me her number >and phase 2 starts
sorry guise i didn't have it prertyped
Connor Morris
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Sebastian Morgan
Piece of shit
Aaron Jenkins
Fuck off faggit
Elijah Ramirez
Continued
>we sit down for our second game >she accidentally knocks over her king while reaching for another piece >thinks i didnt notice >i yell for a judge >judge comes over and asks what happened >i tell him she is disqualified and i am the supreme ruler of the chess world >she starts to cry >i laugh so hard i vomit all over her >she panics and shouts "cum all ogre me" >im turning green >the room is a swamp >she is fiona >im shrek >hey now your an all star
Aaron Sanders
OP should've cocked that bitch with his pink bishop while screaming checkmate
Ethan Long
Fuck
Ian Ross
Fuck you cuck
Nicholas Price
not even worth
Jace Williams
Kecked
Bentley Miller
you piece of shit
Levi Smith
You should have kept it going for a while longer faggot
Easton Morris
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Brayden Kelly
I never read greentext. But when I do, this happens. fuck you
Carter Diaz
You're not OP
Jackson Hughes
hey OP u have a lichess account? what is your elo?
Carson Edwards
>i knew where she lives, so i started phase 2 >i continue following she to every tournament, but now with the difference that we're cool friends >and i started to left her things like love letters and some other corny things in front of her door >she always talks with me about this >when she does it ''i don't know anything about it'' >she tells me that she would love to meet the person that is doing that >SO HERE THE AUTISM BEGINS TO GET INTO REAL LEVELS >so i tell she that it was me every fucking time >that was the top autism move that i could do >she's like ''wait what'' ''you have to be kidding me'' >and blocks me on whatsapp >at this point i noticed what a faggot i'am >but i don't care >i went to her house >and knocked on the door >but that just make me look like a fucking creep >because when she opened the door and saw who it was >she realised that she never told me where she lives >so she discovered that i been stalking her for months >so now she hated me even more
that's not me kek
Austin Murphy
laughed like a motherfucker thankyou for this shit
Hunter Smith
back to 9fag, kid.
Jayden Gray
>20 years old >can't get a minimum wage job
Asher Flores
this girl is such a rancid swine
David Harris
>so i tell she that it was me every fucking time
Gabriel Jackson
nice story cont?
Joseph Green
Wrong thread dumbass
Carter Ortiz
How can you not decipher she/her
James Gonzalez
>i'm annoyed of her reaction >why she blocked me
but yes i was a fucking stalker i have to say it
>i went back to my home >with no meaning in life >so i decided to left the quest >because i had no oportunity with this girl >but >a ray of light appeared some days later >and she unblocked me >so i appologized for all the shit that i did >i'm autistic, and nothing will stop that >i tell she that i won't disturb her anymore >she just has to say it >but she says that we could go out for a date some day >we went on a date some days later, and everything was perfect with she >she became my gf >now she's been my gf for about 3 years >and i never told she about this >we continued playing chess >just like the first day >and she is fucking better than me now
no dinosaur here boys
little lapsus
Matthew Cook
brought a tear to this user's eye user. now explain what shes like in the sack and post tits
Nolan Morgan
One of those "she"s was actually grammatically correct. Congratulations, OP
Ethan Sanders
i don't come to these threads for a good ending. fuck you. and yeah, i'm jelly.
Logan Edwards
>tfw happy ending >tfw I'm in phase one right now
Thanks for the confidence boost, bro
Noah Baker
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Jason Ortiz
NO IT WAS ME, DIO!
Angel Cox
that kinda makes me happy
Juan Bailey
>>be 18 >>be a cheecky chess player Story should have ended there