ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

or dont

My high school crush whores herself out to me on and off over the past ten years. It's very satisfying.

how much $ does she charge?

bmp

Whatever I can spare. $20-$60 a fuck, and I had a collection of videos and pictures before my hard drive crashed, taken when she needed more. She always had a boyfriend too. But still came around. She was pretty desperate.

I am having a sexual affair with my sister. I'm 32 she's 23. We've been having sex for two months now.

cool story

Fingered a girls passed out asshole at a party. Thought I was gonna get caught the whole time. Hottest thing I've ever done

Blackmailed a coworkers wife in to taking pics for me. Now she's posted here all the time, and seems to have turned in to a slut since then.

your life must be boring as fuck

I once buggered a heron.

i'm still in love / hard infatuation with someone i kissed at a party over 2 months ago
i'm naive as fuck

I shit myself in church, threw shit at jebus. Everyone looked for where the shit came from. Never got caught

I never signed any contract.

kek

my mom's car tried to finger my in the front of my friend's mom.

;-) I have no regrets either.

im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

i like to come into these threads and make shit up for the lulz.

also, i 69'd with a 12 year old girl when i was 25.

are you still 19 or have you changed it up a bit?

how did her asshole pass out? what does that even look like

Moop is best poot

my bday isnt for a few months

i used to fap in my mother's clothes when i was 12-13.

so a couple days ago?

Well tonight i smoked meth for the first time and madeout and fingered a stripper
>im married with 2 kids

>I'm 32
>on Sup Forums

back in the 90's.

I once jizzed in my aunt's pajama bottoms when I was 13. I was freaking out for a week wondering if she would get pregnant.

last week must have been rough for you

you already used that joke , you shit comedian faggot.

Ive stayed indoors on a computer when not working or at school since I was 13.
I am 30 now posting on a Taiwanese stress ball collectors forum at 5am.
Once I did battle with a moving car while in flipflops and wielding a flaming katana. That is literally the highlight of my life.

Thatas literally the saddest thing ive ever heard

I'm a middle school teacher, and before the summer break I began a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old student. School's about to start again, and she doesn't plan to stop, but my guilt is beginning to eat me alive.

Flaming katana +
flip flops -

brool story co.

>also, fucking bait.

special ed i assume

No you're not.

I still fap to my ex's pics
Fucking bitch....

Wish it was bait, but Sup Forums is the only place I can say any of this shit. It makes me feel good to be able to just lay it out there knowing nobody would believe me.

She's perfectly normal with decent grades. She was sucking at PE because she couldn't run, and I spent most of last school year training with her to up her fitness level like a good PE teacher. That's how we started getting close.

your really confused huh?

You're a fucking PE teacher? Something about that seems significantly more pathetic than if you were her math teacher or something.

Do you ever read lolita?

you are TERRIBLE at making shit up.

seriously, you need to work on your lies.

I believe the joke goes whoever can't do, teach, and whoever can't teach, teach gym. Jack Black, and honestly he's not wrong.

But I like being a PE teacher and seeing kids healthy and active and participating in sports. My little Missy is going to try out for basketball next year.

...

every time we r both on some party or somewhere where a lot of guys r, i make money out of my sis.
i use roofies on her and whoever bids the most can have sex with her....
there r of course certain rules so the "bussiness" keeps flowing, but it makes me a good ammount of money from time to time.
i've done it several times and she maybe suspects,but doesn't have a single clue what....

What school? Got any pics of her?

No, but I am considering watching the 1997 movie version with the little Missy. I'm thinking it ends badly, and maybe it'll persuade both of us that we should break it off.

I don't know what else to say other than what happened, but you are not required to believe anything I say.

What did happen though was a few months ago, I came to Sup Forums asking for advice because I was freaking out over what was happening with me and her, and Sup Forums was more than helpful in a very non-Sup Forums way. So, I figured I would at least always get a couple of people that would give true advice.

It's not like I can get advice anywhere else.

when making shit up on the internet, try not to volunteer information about your story. cause when you do, people can tell you're just too fucking eager to jerk off to your own bullshit.

for example, next time leave out the basketball part, and just answer the fucking question.

also, stop fapping for a day or two. it will really clear your fucking mind.

There's always the next Olympics.

I don't want to Sup Forumsrad myself, sorry...

If you are guilt but can't stop this watch this movie with her, will persuade her to broke this relation for sure

>What did happen though was a few months ago, I came to Sup Forums asking for advice because.... blah blah blah...

Like i said in this post, you're too eager to volunteer info, this tells me you're sitting there in your star wars pajamas jerking off to this story of yours, foaming at the mouth, and eagerly awaiting responses.

pull back faggot. people can tell you're lying and trying to be the center of attention when your lies get that fucking convoluted and nobody asked you to say shit.

you have much to learn about fucking with people's imagination.

2/10.

and im being generous.

Thank you, but I'm really not making shit up. I don't care if Sup Forums knows that she wants to make the basketball team. I do need advice on how to break things off though.

had weird sexual experience with one famous actress in the back of an night club

Plant heroin in her locker and contact the authorities. Problem will take care of itself.

>I don't care if Sup Forums knows that she wants to make the basketball team.

dont. say. shit. no one. asked. for.

Is that the chick from Gilmore Girls?

Okay, will do. Should I give the movie a go beforehand so I know what to prepare for when watching it with her?

It's fine. Tons of people called bullshit back in May too, but I did get good advice in the end. That's all I want. I understand that not everyone will believe anything said here.

Was good?

You should end it with her, actually you should move away...

You are playing with fire and I don't get the feeling you are smart enough to not get caught. Maybe it's the way you refer to her as your little MIssy comes of creepy, more so that the sex act.

Don't let her see you with another woman or girl in your case... let her know how sad you are that you can't be with her but you can't blah blah... let her know she's a special person, basically this delicate little flower, this little missy of yours has the power to destroy your life.

samefag is same.

Just say to her to do netflix and chill in your home and see the movie

I often put my finger between my ass cheeks when im sweaty and then lick it afterwards.
It smells and tastes so bad but yet i still continue to do it.

Savage, but a solution that doesn't destroy her life would be better.

...

I was sexually abused when I was 8.

I fell in love with an actress that hit me up on Instagram to meet up at a bar in Tahoe. Thought it was bait, showed up and it was real, and she was legit 11/10. She stayed at my house for 3 days, July 1-3 and we fuvked like rabbit. It was awesome. Literally the best sexier ever had with the hottest girl I've ever seen. Keep in mind, I live in a house with 5 other people, and sleep on he floor because I'm a worthless piece of shit failed musician at 24. She grew a conscience and felt slutty af and really shitty about staying with a fucking some guy she only just met so I drove her home. A week later she has a boyfriend. She occasionally talks to me still. Hit me up a few days ago asking how I was and shit. I'm actually truely in love with her and seriously hate the fact that I know she's not with me because I'm basically just a fairly good looking (7.5/10) looser with 2 kids that I can't even afford to take care of. Seriously I'm so goddamn pathetic it's laughable.

Side note: I would have 3 kids but one died.

Side note 2: baby mama abandoned me and one of my kids in favor of heroin a year ago.

Side note 3: I'm a single dad raising one of my kids.

Side note 4: I pay child support for my oldest that I haven't seen in 6 years.

Side note 5: I have two baby mamas.

Side note 6: seriously considering killing myself at this point in time.


Seriously guys, give me a reason to not blow my head off with my roommates gun right now.

I did a psychological evaluation of 9 people who were in a trial for new medication. I was just happy to be paid well to evaluate healthy individuals, but after two months their facial expressions became closer to each other. I was replaced after repeatedly noting this observation. I remained in contact with three people as they were all living close to me and we would meet through our social circles. After another 4 months all of the three guys were leading a successful startup project and going well in life. A year from when my assingment started the three guys were all very rich, and another two were mentioned in Forbes.

I'm a straight man
but I'm not into lesbian porn

nope
amazing.... just because it was weird, cuz i didn't gave her any signal or anything... i was even too scared to approach her, and she alone grabbed my hand, and pulled me out....
did the job and just left me there... smiling with kind of evil look in her eyes

its not abuse if you liked it.

also, go to bed son.

Fucked by my best friend when we was14-15yo , pretty thick but pretty good . Many times , that ws good time ..

Wait until the kid you are looking after is 18 and then blow your head off.

...

My ex has been cheating on her new bf ever since they were together. Now I made him find out and she refuses to even talk to me.
I hate that bitch, but I am also starting to miss her. She was the only person who gave a shit about me. At least a little.

It's actually been like that ever since we started. No matter what happens she can always tell someone and I'd be in jail, period. It's why I was so freaked out a few months ago.

Sorry about the little Missy thing. I call her that sometimes as a joke.

I know I need to break it off, because it can't end well, even if I really thought it might work out throughout this summer.

Nope, not samefag.

Devious. I'm going to check out how that movie ends.

I need to watch kiddie porn now anyone got some links ?

What's the name of the actress?

Not like anyone will believe it anyways.

Sucked a dude's dick in a threesome once. He and the girl were gesturing for me to do it and I didn't wanna ruin the whole thing so I was like "fuck it", and sucked. Hated myself for weeks afterwards. Kind of relaxed about it these days though.

That seems to be general consensus in my small circle of friends. But goddammit 15 more years of misery? Fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk. In all pathetic honesty, if I wasn't a broke loser, and had that 11/10, I would in no way be absolutely fucking miserable.

not the same

pretty sure this is samefag

i'll give you a clue....

I accidentally gave my 6yo sis in law an orgasm...

Nope, not samefag.

also, nice trips nigger.

I was forced at that time. threatened me. I was just 8 yo boy and he s 13

>accidentally

My type of nigga where the vid to it tho

did you at least make him cum to make it worth his while?

good, keep it up

y'all some sick bastards.

kids that young cant orgasm. their bodies are not yet developed for that shit.

1/10 for making me reply.

I was playing around obviously that shit is foul

I cheated on my wife with one of her former students. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

I regularly have sex with my bf's great dane

Yes, you would. Hate to be cliche, but a lot of it is in your head. Sounds a lot like you're depressed and while your circumstances certainly do not contribute to your wellbeing, change must begin with yourself.

You've got a kid - there's a reason to live. Everything you do should be to make sure that kid grows up into a good person, but for that to happen he/she/attack helicopter needs a strong role model. Become the father you want for your kid.

Could a 6yo capable of orgasm?

>implying it is better to be a new fag than an old fag
>implying it wasn't the epic stuff we did here when your balls hadn't dropped yet that made you show up one Summer like a hot minute ago

I love how the younger the average Sup Forumstard gets the shorter their memory is. If it wasn't for people over 25 this board wouldn't exist for you to jerk off all over.

Just the My Little Missy, kind of implied ownership of a little girl or something. No need to apologise.

I'm pretty sure also that there isn't a statute of limitations on that, she can decide later that you were out of line... she's got you by the proverbial balls.

Maybe tell her you care about her too much, want her to have a normal childhood? I don't know, I think you need advice from a female on this one, I don't know how their minds work.

Maybe watching the movie is a good start... that way it can be her idea to break it off. Too bad there wasn't some guy that could come along and date her so she would lose interest... it's a bit of a pickle for sure, especially if you are in a small town. You already might be suspect if you spend so much time with her.