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Manly man edition. No one is snapping instead of clapping, there are no problems. No one can hurt us here. Stannis is alive, he will keep us safe.

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No cam whore edition

i can know a shoop when i see one

nth for Bradamante

I predict that the last scene of this season is Jon and Sansa passionately making out and tearing each other's clothes off before the fade to black

and who... are you...

4st for puppyfu

Too late. Snapplauses are on and Stannis is off

Guys I'm starting to think Stannis is actually dead. What should I do? Please help

>Brienne walks in on Sansa undressing
>Sees Sansa covered in cloth wraps
>"Forgive me, My lady, but it has been months now, and I have yet to see you bleed"

It is customary to kneel when surrendering to a god.

FUCKING DETELE THISS NOWWW

The Night King wants YOU to join his army.

Volunteers welcome, though conscription is in effect.

Volunteer today

Keep believing he is alive until he comes back. That is what the rest of us are doing, it is very easy. :)

He is coming back in episode 7 btw, its been confirmed already

>alive
Perhaps it's time for you to go to bed. Besides, we have based waifu who is skilled in hand to hand combat.

What ever do you mean? The queen of love and beauty, the eternal cunny of /got/ has given you her blessing.

>You will

Dibs on puppyfu's underage pussy

I volunteer, everyone in Westoros is shit and I want them all to die except CIA

hey you're not me

This is the last fucking thing we need

FUCK OFF

Forgive me my lov-, uh, my Lord.

Step 1 - Denial:
Denial is the first of the five stages of grief. It helps us to survive the loss. In this stage, the world becomes meaningless and overwhelming.
>S-Stannis must be alive guys? He just told Brienne to do her duty and the camera just switched just as Brienne swung the sword...

Step 2 - Anger:
Anger is a necessary stage of the healing process. Be willing to feel your anger, even though it may seem endless.
>FUCK YOU DUMB AND DUMBER BRING MY MANNIS BACK

Step 3 - Bargaining:
Before a loss, it seems like you will do anything if only your loved one would be spared.
>G-George just pls spare him in TWOW... He will defeat the Boltons and take back Winterfell..

Step 4 - Depression:
After bargaining, our attention moves squarely into the present. Empty feelings present themselves, and grief enters our lives on a deeper level, deeper than we ever imagined.
>The show will never be the same without Stannis the Mannis and Stephen's Dilane's superb acting. I will never watch the show anymore..

Stage 5 - Acceptance:
This stage is about accepting the reality that our loved one is physically gone and recognizing that this new reality is the permanent reality. We will never like this reality or make it OK, but eventually we accept it.
>C-CLEGANEBOWL HYPE

I am darkstar and I am of the night
(farts)

the only thing that stops me from thinking Stannis is alive is the wet crunchy stock sword on flesh sound being made as the camera cuts away

But if you're Bradamante, 's Bradamante, then...Uh-oh.

I would agree with you if he was dead. Just show me a body and I'll move on.

Episode 7 ;D

lrn2bradamante, fag

Who's that?

Tell that to Preston.

He thinks Brienne is just lying, left Stannis alive, that Stannis might've written the Bastard letter in the show and that Stannis is the only way Sansa and Jon can ever be safe and the only way to get rid of the Boltons and Lannisters

hey you're not me

RUH ROH LADS

Bran Stark

ssssss sand sneks

Keep believing if that helps you sleep m8

baratheons ded
starks ded
arryns ded
tullys ded
relevant lannisters ded
martells ded
tyrels soon ded

Even though few are excited for more Arya, I am and that is all that matters. I wonder who's storyline she'll be combined with once she returns to Westeros?

post maisies

Okay guys, knock it off. It's not funny anymore.

hey you're not me

Post the unshooped version

She'll probably steal Stoneheart's

see

DABID DABID I HAVE AN IDEA!

This is 100% a SJW propaganda series now.

>Tyrion Lannister-
disabled white male, reddit meme-man, good guy!
>Jaime Lannister-
crippled and unthreatening (good), rapist male (bad) thus grey character!
>Cersei Lannister-
stronk female character, brave mother
>Daenerys Targaryen-
super stronk independent female leader, true queen!
>Jon Snow-
illegitimate male character, but has to die because strong white male. opened the globalist wall and sold out own people so good guy now, brought back
>Davos Seaworth-
powerless and comes from poverty, unthreatening so good guy!
>Melisandre-
wise intelligent stronk female character
>Margaery Tyrell-
punished independent stronk female character
>Ellaria Sand-
super cunning independent stronk female character
>Sansa Stark-
stronk female survivor character
>Arya Stark-
stronk punished female heroine
>Lord Varys-
unthreatening and mutilated male character, so good guy!
>Theon Greyjoy-
unthreatening mutilated male character with PTSD, good guy
>Brienne of Tarth
stronkest and most independent woman in the realm
>High Sparrow
strong white religious man? threatening AND with power? evil guy. homophobic and sexist too
>Daario Naharis
white male boy toy, not allowed power so unthreatening, good guy
>Roose Bolton
strong white male with power? threatening. murderer and rapist. bad guy
>Ramsay Bolton
strong white male thus illegitimacy, rapist, torturer, murderer
>Jorah Mormont
cuck. powerless. stone AIDS. so super good guy!
>Alliser Thorne
strong white male, so threatening bad guy
>Eddison Tollett
white male but quippy side character without power, so good guy
>Doran Martell
male character with power? weakness means death
>Podrick Payne
meek powerless white male, loyal ally to women! unthreatening good guy!
>Stannis
noble white man, does what’s right for the realm regardless of how it looks, thus killed by stronk woman after character vilification.
>Yara
hillary of the iron islands!

we are no one

She'll be used when Ramsay needs to breed his hounds.

Show me Bobby B's body and I'll move on.

Bobby B confirmed alive and in Essos right now as a fat shaved warhammer wielding sellsword.

He's coming back when the Walkers come to bring order back to Westeros and unite them into a real army, one army, under one cause with one purpose.

All will bend the knee or have their chest caved in.

>It's Bradamante talks to his past self episode

I liked this scene

No, only filthy pleb Bradamante's post Maisols. Patrician Bradamante's prefer Isaac and/or Dean

where did all these followers come from?

Do not bully Maisie!

What an unexpected twist. We all wanted no Bradamantes and now we have many Bradamantes. Very fitting for /got/. Like pottery.

>he thinks Bran the Builder was real

It's not funny anymore. Knock it off

at some angles she is really pretty. just some though.

>tripfags
>maisiefags
>stannis denialists

Yep, cancer hour is here, time to go.

Patrician Brads harass underage girls for sex.

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And you, do you want me?

Hell

Everyone report every Bradamante every time they post, they are just spamming and maybe we can get the real one banned for a while

To be honest, I just wish for Stannis and the Hound to be alive because CIA is the only character left that I give a shit about.

Straya hour?

There is no real Brad. Only the Faceless.

>underage pussy
I'M NOT UNDERAGE

you can talk about this instead

All these thirsty niggas are jealous, because Brada got a shout out from the cute lurking femanon.

Yeah, we lost all the good meme characters and are now just left with old man farts and tired eunuch jokes

wish it was real 2bh

Please don't do that.

Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out. I think we just inadvertently solved the tripfag problem. All we have to do is make sure everyone in /got/ posts with a Bradamante trip. If everybody is Bradamante, NOBODY is Bradamante!

>hey reddit post your picture and others will tell you which house you belong to!
I fucking HATE new/got/

>cute
>lurking

HOW DO I KNOW WHO THE REAL BRADAMANTE IS???

Tell me, why do you look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome?

there are no men like me

there is only me

No its you, your unbearable need for attention always shines through. Fuck off

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tits or gtfo.

fuck off this is shopped i didn't shout anyone out.

did you shop the nails to look even worse or did I just not notice how bad they were before?

Bradamante does not exist. There are only shades of Bran.

Just because her face isn't chiseled like the manish women Sup Forums faps to, that doesn't mean she has FAS.

You know how can I tell you're a newfag? This happens literally in Sup Forums, and if you were here long enough, you wouldn't even be surprised by it

He looks like a Chad here

No. Aussies are funposters, not shitposters. This thread is made mostly of Americunts and Canacucks who aren't able to make a good post if their life depends on it.

tits or gtfo.

A man is no one

>i didn't shout anyone out.
but you should ;)

OH THANK YOU GLORIOUS WAIFU! THAT'S THE MOST FEMALE ATTENTION I HAVE RECEIVED IN EVER

good to know the worst thing about me is my nails i guess?

I'll be the waif, you can be jaqen

Just filter all of them.

When are you posting cunny? :)

You also didn't do all that was asked of you, don't see the current or even previous thread included in that pic.

Don't even see a timestamp, just the date.

Guarantee came through.

We still have a small kino list of characters:
GOD TIER:
The Hound (MIA)
Stannis (MIA)
Littlefinger (CIA)
Thormund
Night's King

As long as some of them remain we will be okay

don't take that tone with the eternal godqueen of /got/

Hello newfag. Kangafags are world renowned shitposters. They are the reigning, defending, undefeated world Sup Forums shitposting champions.

Back off Impostermante, that shout out is belong to me.

I have a script to randomise my trip. Wew lad.