Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

How can I be more like you?

How does it feel to not have a ball and chain?

The ball and chain is still there. It's not that I don't have sexual urges.

A man kissed me on the lips. I pushed him away and told him "look mate, you seem like a cool guy, but I like women, not men." I felt bad for rejecting him, I mean, I know what it's like to be bold and get rejected. Thing is, he acted all embarrassed and I just felt weirded out. Nothing wrong with being gay. Just felt really wrong to me. What are your thoughts?

>tfw almost 22
>tfw made out with a few guys
Never let them into my pants. My dildo works just fine for now. I want to be known for something more than my body. I'll find someone someday that's right for me, r-r-right?

Level 31 wizard reporting.

Life is good.

>Dildo.
You blew it.

not OP, but I'd be getting laid left and right if I was gay. Tinder is a powerful tool.

Dick move from his side. There should be at least some indication of attraction (or in your case homosexuality) before going in for a kiss.

>I'll find someone someday that's right for me, r-r-right?

No. The perfect guy or soulmate or shit is a shitty old trope.

I am 21 and worry about going down this path.
What would you do differently if you could turn back time to 21?

Get wasted again.

for all you newfags money = pussy

Be born with a different brain. Also, more drugs and alcohol and less work.

lvl 58 warlock reporting for duty

i really didn't have the time or urge to even associate with women, never really gave a shit in all honesty

today after I smash my third and last testical I shall once more be renowned throughout the kingdom as a sterile mang of untold power

Nigger, you're in the wrong thread. Wizards are not looking for pussy.

OP here. Who says?

do i count as a virgin if i gave in to the craigslist fags and sucked dick/ got ass fucked?

Do you do any volunteer work?

Not at the moment. Used to work for Amnesty when in university.

Does this meter change depending on gender?

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19. 27 now and I don't understand why I was in such a rush to lose it. I've almost lost all interest in it. I'd rather just fap.

OP here. 19 is still quite early and absolutely not out of the ordinary.

bump

I don't understand how you haven't yet. I'm obese, I'm barely a 6/10 face wise, I've only got a 5 inch sick, but I've still slept with 9 women.

Must have been bad sex if you'd rather fap

You probably have a at least moderately charming personality.

Its all about personality, well, as long as you aren't ugly. When you make it into a big deal it becomes a big deal.

Some people just don't do well with the women, we get nervous, many of us are introverts so we don't talk much besides here on Sup Forums.

t. kiss-less virgin

Thing is mate, im a classic introvert, but i can still talk to women. The difference between introverts and extroverts is that extroverts gain energy and mood when in busy loud environments. Thats why i like bars but i dont like clubs.

I'm not ugly. I just have no personality. Furthermore, I can talk to women insofar as that I can get over any fear of approaching them. I can't talk to women insofar as that I can keep a conversation without sounding like someone with brain damage.

Why haven't you just hit up an escort yet?

Then you're not a fucking wizard you are just pathetic.

Unemployed, have to keep my money together at the moment. Before that, there were always better ways to spend a few hundred Euros.

Duh.

Simple question OP : Why ?

Lack of charisma, personality and confidence.

bump

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24 here OP. So pretty late. Was gonna lose earlier to a hooker but had impotence from fapping.

Actually lost my V plates to a hot girl which was nice. Took me many attempts of sex before I came because dick couldn't even feel her pussy properly due to desensitzation from hammer fisting/death gripping my cawk to porn since 13. First time I nutted was in her pussy (10th time we fucked).

PS You should go to asia and fuck cheap whores for a month

level 15

Never met anyone like that.

You fuckers just wait.

Got Laid at age of 19, now 20 and had sex with 3 Girls in total

Grats bro.

You know what makes you more of a loser? To think you need to have sex at 13

40 years, no sex. I do like how the ground trembles when I whisper my name, though.

Not at 13. But maybe at like 25.