>Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed >No stealing (unless trips or more) >No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion) >Discussion is welcomed >No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu >Insult others with vigor >If you're posting images you're not lurking >Refrain from being lewd >3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell >Most importantly, have fun!
I want to draw some waifus, nyone want their waifu drawn?
Adam Ward
Calamity-masu'd
School in an hour or so.
Hunter Robinson
NEET Yeah, BMX bike, I used to ride everyday, but I got a flat and just haven't bothered to fix it. Stupid, I know, but I just haven't really had much time during the day.
>Small ass town Well, I live rurally, and there is a small little town quite close to where I live, and so I basically just work there at a supermarket. Ah well, I hope it works out for you man. Not sure on where you live, but the minimum wage in Aus is $17, which is pretty sweet.
Sando Oreimo, same show that Kirino is from.
I'll be off tonight, laters.
Ethan Baker
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Oliver Hernandez
Me please! Here's a reference
kekeke, you had me going pinko how was your month?
I can't watch it now, in a public place I'll check it out in private later though, a character that cute will make me watch it anyway
I was about to ask, her eyes look like Kirino and Ruri She's very pretty, the girls in that show are. I'll be watching it soon. Your name rings a huge bell though, did I meet you before I left for saudi?
nobody asked you faggot sleep tight tho, seeya tomorrow
Nicholas Howard
Omg please me. I can't draw and I NEED drawings mate. Please!
David Stewart
Draw mine, if you will please.
Kayden Nelson
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Jose Hernandez
Will do, just give me a moment and I will have it done for you I will get to you right after karen
Alexander Ramirez
(Karen) Yeah, but now that I think about it, I should be normally be waking up at around 6 o'clock.
Nathan Ross
>ayase More like trash claiming thread amirite, desu?
Brody Hughes
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Thanks friend, feel free to skip me.
Should or shouldn't? Why lol
Dylan Lopez
Roxy > Jade.
Owen Baker
Glad I know what I am now, and REALLY?!! They want me to work for like 9.50 an hour in one place, highest I've seen has been 10 dollars. Plus I live in a small mountain town in Colorado
Isaac Miller
>Mavis Trash claiming thread confirmed, desu
Jaxon Barnes
Put this shit in the anime thread
Christopher Wood
Fuck off megumin. Your Waifu is flat and stupid. She is a stupid-head. Also, you get rejected because you smell horrible in real life.
Juan Foster
you can keep her I find roxy annoying
Cooper Butler
I don't believe so, I'm relatively new to /waifu/ so I've only really become acquainted with six-or-so people, is nice to meet you though
>right-click OP picture >google image search >"ore no imouto ga konnani kawaii wake ga nai ayase"
>right-click your (trash) picture >google image search >"anime"
checkmate, atheists
Kayden Diaz
Good that you'll give it a try, it has no real story to it and is pretty much based on just randomness so I hope you like something like that
byeo byeo me pls i like i have my yellowos going My month has been okay for the most part how was isis? fuck off mi liu
Carter Jones
why am I so brilliant at forgetting to attach pictures
Colton Lopez
lol.
Michael Taylor
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Jeremiah Morgan
Fuck can't really insult Mugi desu Nou desu You share a common trait with you're waifu desu Being stupid as fuck desu
Ryan Lee
quiet, you're waifu a shit
your waifu a cute
Joseph Morris
*pat* don't worry fam, we're all retarded here.
Make it seven or so then nice to meet you too, where are you from? I'm from Lebanon
>no story >randomness >cute girls so kin iro mosaic basically I'm so down for some of that, yo
Glad to be back fam, Isis was pretty good. I sat in my room all day, played games, chatted with people and downloaded animes. I'm gonna watch a lot of shit now that I'm back to shit internet. Oh and I jacked off, a lot. nsfw boards were blocked there so I didnt get to post and tor and proxies weren't helping :( For the most part? What happened?
Landon Thompson
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Jaxson Richardson
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Michael Diaz
I'm going to go for a while. Have other shit I want to do right now, and laying in bed is only going to make me eventually go to sleep.
Hunter Martin
Doll claimed. Dentists are evil creatures.
Eli Cruz
This is true, they put things in your mouth and give you drugs like alley pirates, but in coats Got a tooth removed? Cleaning?
hi hi kill self
Henry White
New here fam.
Maki a best.
Andrew Sanchez
Yuno claim Nice and clean edition
Anthony Hernandez
>inb4 cute
Adam Sanders
This thread is cancer, get a life fags
Bentley Baker
Hello welcome to faghotville! Nice to meet you! I'm going to bed now.
Asher Campbell
Aww yeah another person that will soon watch what I have now spent a third of my time rewatching as well as spent that time grinning at the screen like a fucking retard just for this girl and her alone
Aaron Watson
Hello newmaki, how are you?
Welcome back, I'm an elitist nice to meet you
where can I buy one? I've been looking for so long
That girls seems worth grinning at a screen for It'll be a while though, internet here a shit and I have a 40GB data cap every month Well technically its 80GB but it's a little frustrating anyway
Grayson Ortiz
Hello Doll Go back and finish your suicide bombing.
Xavier Walker
Hubster. My girlhood trembles.
Landon Torres
meguMEAN cunt sounds nice >Oh and I jacked off, a lot. we talking about mugi level here? >nsfw boards were blocked there so I didnt get to post and tor and proxies weren't helping :( just nsfw boards? >For the most part? What happened? Nothing new Just lots of boredom so we erp now yes? >a third of my time rewatching How many times does that mean you have rewatched it?
Mason Scott
Never met anyone from Lebanon, do you enjoy it there, and would you consider it a safe place? Media has me not knowing what to believe.
Oh, and I'm from Australia
Hello!
Xavier Rivera
I did my suicide bombing and survived, so they kicked me out of Isis What do?
Jackson Reed
Should. It's just that I take more work orders during the summer, and there have been times where I had to work for 3 days straight. It's not a good feeling.
Cooper Robinson
Ay can you do husbandos too?
Claiming Felix
Matthew Jackson
Yep, and das ok I understand. I do wanna know what you think when you do watch it though.
Julian Hall
Well they do make you say arrrr. It was just a checkup, which turned into a clean, which then turned into a filling. My teeth feel twice as fucked up now.
Ay another Maki, how're you doing?
Hey Syndra, how's things?
Matthew Perez
I've heard about you Elitists aren't wanted here But I can make an exception for you~ Ofc cutie Show me those nice feet
Luke Wilson
Can I get a draw please?
Elijah Howard
Kuroneko is my one true Waifu
Mason Miller
wanna erp o:
Camden Perez
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Angel Nguyen
Here you go! I hope it is good enough I can colour it if you would like
Andrew Perez
Nice feet
Camden Rodriguez
kill self As usual, i only just woke up with nothing to do.
Jonathan Ramirez
Karen!
Kevin Cruz
Nice!!!! Me next please!
Gabriel Scott
Hey that's actually real good! Can you add me to the list if it's not too much trouble?
Fair enough. What time is it where you are?
Brody Lewis
Already workin on it :3 Sure thing
Adrian Jones
Well I did jack off like 1-2 times a day, somtimes more I went to the doctor to see if I had ADD or anything similar and he diagnosed me with chronic masturbation and identity crisis, kek Was a good day The nsfw boards were blocked to stop porn leaking, cause like the idea is you should fap to not be sexually frustrated, not to be a degenerate. You don't need porn to do that. Fuck that though I'm a degenerate :^)
>Australia STRAYA CUNT Nice though, we got a few straya posters here too. Lebanon is a safe place for now, not all parts of it but I would say as safe if not safer than the parts of europe the refugees are in. Some suicide bombings every few months but that's because all of the shit going on now.
Fucking hell that sounds rough. At least the money is good, yes?
Glad to hear that, but you still didn't tell me her name! I'll let you know what I thought, if it's moe I will probably like it though, I'm that kind of guy that turn his brain off and watch anything.
Oh no, I hope it passes very soon, dude. You said you were a brit, yes? Do you work?
>heard about you Nice things I hope! I don't really know what you think an elitist or whatever is but I like to post in threads and talk to people, was just in saudi arabia so the nsfw boards were blocked. How are you doing?
Amazing! Thank you so much Can you give me your name? Whatever you signed it with? It's very pretty, thank you. I'd like it if you could color, but you really don't have to if you want to draw other waifus You really nailed the hair.
Cat thing!
I see how it is :c
Oliver Martin
C-can I stay here in faghotville?
I'm doing good. How about yourself?
Hi there!
I'm doing good. Are you a Maki friend?
Bentley Ortiz
all done! I'm really proud of this one, I got it pretty photo-realistic
Kevin Nelson
I see her buttcheek! Doing fine, at dad's office waiting for him to finish working so we can go get some food and do stuff
nice.
Liam Clark
Oh I'm sorry I thought I did hehe, her name is Yasuna Oribe
Jeremiah Torres
You will always be a nigger.
Ryan Butler
2pm
Benjamin Torres
I was just kidding bup Yea shino really likes you Sucks man well welcome back any case I'm doing good what about you? Hey new guy Whats up
Dylan Thompson
Thanks for the kind words! I will return to add colour once I finish the other waifus. My name is Sherlock... dont know why my parents decided to name me that...
Jacob Russell
This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.
I know coming to Sup Forums for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.
Let me start from the beginning, I am 18 and my sister is 21. I just finished high school and my sister is home from college. I guess this year her grades started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her college for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my sister blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my sister and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my sister has more experience and it felt so fucking good.
Here's the dilemma - after making out, Karen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Jordan, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my sister is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my sister. I've even gone as far as to fap to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be brother and sister. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our parents won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.
I pretty much just fucked my sister. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my sister. My question, Sup Forums, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their sisters?
Pic very related; that's Karen.
Christian Phillips
*3 pm
Matthew Diaz
S-sorry mavis
Colton Miller
>1-2 times a day I'm disappointed.
Sebastian Allen
Oh I can't stay mad at you!
Isaiah Nguyen
shit tier meme 2/10
Oliver Bailey
yeah bb nice feet only 1-2 times a day what kind of pleb are you :^)
how can you be in isis and not be a degenerate?
Caleb Butler
Yep, dentist free for a few months at least now. Yeah I'm a Brit. I don't work at the moment though, I'm a student. Need to find something part time soon or I'll have to start eating myself. Your from Lebanon right? What's it like over there?
Cheers.
Good good. Yeah there's a regular Maki claimer around here I usually talk to. Gotta say Maki is top tier. Yuou up to much anyway?
That's pretty late to wake up, had a long night?
Ethan Ward
I-is this more conservative for you? I hope you get some good food!
Hi there Yuno friend. Yuno's a qt3.14. I sat down after classes, and somehow its 8am now. So not very much. What about you?
Oliver Lopez
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal /waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND /waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug /waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld /waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies /waify/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army /waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist /waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys /waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
Sebastian King
>forgetting the pic I should probably sleep.
Not much, just sitting around. Maybe I'll do something today.
Xavier Foster
Yes, i was here until 7 or 8 am but then i found myself sleeping on my keyboard and decided actually go to bed.
Alexander Taylor
/waifu/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up. /waifu/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside. /waifu/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall. /waifu/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher. /waifu/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something. /waifu/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will. /waifu/ is one who first introduced you to Goatse. /waifu/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days. /waifu/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything. /waifu/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra. /waifu/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /waifu/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /waifu/ called for you. /waifu/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him. /waifu/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser. /Waifu/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door. /waifu/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard. /waifu/ is the voice in your head that tells you thatit doesn't matter if she's drunk. /waifu/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack. /waifu/ is the only one whounderstands what the hell you saying. /waifu/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that. /waifu/ is the uncle who has touched you several times. /waifu/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai. /waifu/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation. /waifu/ is wonderful.
Oliver Gomez
How is everyone today!?
Inaba Claimed
Logan Anderson
Something came up and I'm slightly busy now, apologies.
Samuel Long
/waifu/ is a meme
Robert King
Yeah, the pay is good. The work orders pay out either a fixed amount, by the hour, or both. Average pay for a work order is around $275-300. The only problem is that we sometimes don't get paid on time.
If lewd, can she be laying down on something, fingering herself, with ice cream inside her pussy, and an ice cream bowl to her side, missing the contents she stuffed in herself? (Or some combination of these effects) The only part of this that is most important is that she is profusely red in the cheeks and looks like she's having an orgasm (maybe bent legs or something, like that kinda leg twitch, y'know?) BONUS POINTS, if also includes a side-panel with an X-ray of the ice cream in her pussy, preferably side-view, so I can see the melting dessert stuff all the way up to her cervix. (will add a similar image next post)
Nicholas Campbell
Waifu is laifu
I like a little buttcheek Keep it under control though! Don't whore your waifu.
It's pretty chill, shit internet but great people. Backwards in tech and stuff like that, making it work somehow. Goverment is garbo but the economy is good. Money is flowing but not to the right places cause of corruption. You can't even start a new internet company because there's two that control the prices and are backed by the government. Oh and sorry I forgot you told me you were a physics major.
I would say I'm pretty degenerate considering some of the stuff I jack it to, nice ohayo.
Sorry fam, it just happened
invent a time machine and stop yourself. Karen a pure
no shit Sherlock I bet you hear this joke every day, kek. For real though, that's a cool ass name. An honor to be drawn by you! I appreciate it very much either way, where are you from? Britain?
Kek, alrighty Shino is a pretty cool guy, makes great looking food and seems pretty fun. I like him a lot too. I'm doing pretty fine, just worried seeing my dad getting stressed, besides that I'm gucci. Where are you from? You work or study?
300 dollars? Holy shit dude, nice. How many work orders can you complete in how much time?
Hello! I am doing fine, how about you? I'm Karen, nice to meet you
Ethan Cox
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Carson Hughes
>tfw Karen wall
Gabriel Cook
>considering some of the stuff I jack it to example pls?
David Clark
oh yes, and... obviously, Cirno claimed
One of my favorite parts of this, other than how she obviously love it, is the fact that her clit even looks a little cold, so it's kinda just pointed out from her lips. Y'know?
Although, if you lewd her and make her fingering herself, that's kinda unnecessary; it wouldn't make sense, because her fingers are over her clit. but you know... small details really do me good.