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Get the fuck in here lads.

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imagine being a britbong right now

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wew. may as well kys now m8

>tfw I will never lick charlotte caslicks sweaty abs

JDIMSA

lads

how the fuck do I do the census? they haven't sent me anything so I don't have a login code?

How do I successfully assimilate into /aus/ bro culture?

Just shitpost and bants?

>my hopes this year
Bulldogs
Swans
Ford to win bathurst

Ford will win Bathurst

Based Scott McLaughlin will win.

Looks like I'm being sent over the ditch for work in Melbourne lads (no choice, that's where the australasian head office is). Which shitarse melbourne Big Bash team should I throw my lot in behind?

This is an Australian general. Can't you read. Fucking kill yourself kiwipoof.

I think we all know SvG and the T8 cock suckers are going to do it, but would love a Scotty win for Gary before he goes.

acceptable, he's driving for us next year afterall - I'm willing to accept his sheep shaggingness

where's the real /aus/lympics thread?

PEEEEERRRRRRRR
CAAAAAAAPPPPPPIIIIIIIITTTTTAAA

Thats rude m8

whichever one plays at the mcg i guess

it doesn't really matter though, they're both plastic franchises with no real history

picking a footy team is a much bigger decision

can't stand that svg prick, hope he bins it into the fence worse that mozzy did last year, preferably taking whingecup out as well

>all these Olympic tourists ITT identifying themselves

C'mon pome, we been goin' at it for years.

Joining everyone else here then?

I think we all know SvG and the T8 cock suckers are going to do it, but would love a Peter win for Gary before he goes.

let me mount your sister and I will show you the ways of aussieness padwan

You blokes done the census yet? Or do you all still live in with your parents?

you officially don't exist m8

Parents

finished a half hour ago - didn't find anything that wrong with it privacy wise, whole lotta noise about nothing

Any1 taking a chance and putting in hayne for week 1 of the finals in supercoach? Named at starting 5 8 could be a good pod.

VB
aussie accent+lingo

>Being able to afford a place to live
>2016

How much is he again? Might sell JT for him

S-squash a-all AuausWORMS
;_;

430k but hes ctw and fullback elligible

abc.net.au/news/2016-08-09/rio-2016-phelps-calls-for-action-to-stop-drug-cheats-competing/7710304

The legend backing up our boy

curtis rona to rugby lads

Why is everyone trying to bully us today lads?

My a-league team (perth glory) have every position filled except for left wing and we sign another shitty slav cdm. kill me

just preemptive damage control

we're just having a giggle m8, why can't you guys enjoy the bantz?

Imagine being an Australian right now. Where are you on the medal table now cunts? You thought you would get away with your "banter" against us, look where it got you. You'd do well to remember never to mess with the good ole U-S of A ever again, you little kangaroo bitches.

Nothing has made my dick harder this olympics than watching the new zealand rugby 7's team crying whilst doing the haka

B-b-but muh per capita!!!

isn't New Zealand like your little bru?

poo capita general

do we have a chance against the big strong scary mean americans in the basketball?

If I recall we won the 3rd qtr against the USA in basketball in 2012

nope

Not really, they would need to shit the bed completely like in 04

Just knocked on in front of the try line but the ref allowed it anyway lads

can americans and newzealanders please fck off from our general, oy mate?

PLEASE

Why do Americans on Sup Forums post about hating blacks literally every day of the year until now

nah

cheeky silver on the cards tho

We are going to win the americucks dont stand a chance

can't we show a little pride for our trained monkeys?

PER

CAPITA

Why can't our swimmers into backstroke or butterfly

>pickles

dropped

What gets me is the interview after she came 7th. She just said "Oh well, I tried my hardest and couldn't have done it any differently, I'm just happy to be here :~)" Even though she went in as the favourite. Can you at least say it was a disappointing result? ffs

a delicious hamburger my american friend

no so fast, my muslim friend. that burger has bacon in it.

four years ago she said she was devastated and the media was critical as fuck of her

damned if you do damned if you don't

I agree

Yeah it was pretty obvious that she has had media coaching to just come in and tell them what they want to hear

>tfw roar cant sought there shit out off the field
are we going to die lads?

DELETE THIS

>play cricket
>lose to shit tier countries like india and bangladesh

I can't get onto the website and there's no way I'm going to fill in the paper form

WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch

he actually deleted it..

Boomers on 7mate for those who didnt see it

To those 2 guys who are in the QPS recruiting process, did you have to show your working or any shit like that on the exam?

I'm doing the entrance exam as well pretty soon and don't know what to expect.

BASED, thanks m8

Fucking hell relax and just take the loss Australia.

It's not in our nature

Ausbros the Census site aint working for me...what if I don't fill it in tonight, will the guvment send me to Naroo?

yeah m8 the AFP gon bust down your door and mangle ya

Just do it by Sept 28. I lost the letter lel

Even worse m8, they'll send you to Sydney. I can't think of anything worse.

>This Gazey banter on the basketball replay

Fuck me I wish 7 just had full replays available online for all the games.

Census site? a little old lady doesn't come by your guys' houses with a manual counter?

>can't think of anything worse

Having to live in NZ is one.

Going to Auckland

You are consistently the worst poster on this board Tbh, you make RC look good

> Senator Xenophon
> ...extend the time it keeps personal details of Australians from 18 months to four years
> People who do not complete the survey could face a $180-a-day fine.

Welp, this semen slurping country is not for me

Dellavadova on Australian MVP v Serbia watch

Lads how do I make my anal fissure go away?

The 7Olympics youtube page has a dedicated Delly highlights vid from the game. 23/13 with no turnovers, fucking boss

youtube.com/watch?v=ikj4va7RexI

>Patty Mills the best player in London
>Delly is current best in Rio

that Silver medal is imminent lads

Dawww did the Big Strong Amewicans scare you off into your widdle hidey hole?

Predictable.

Honestly I don't even expect funny posts from aussies anymore. Your gimmick now is "haha le look at me im from australia haha shitposting am i rite? haha"

Execute all namefags.

>tripfag emitting critical levels of asspain

Yeah, knocked the cunt out about 2 hours ago. Was pretty hassle free. Don't see what all the fuss is about really.

Based truthbombs from elitespouter.

Poopeelia on pooicide watch

Execute all non-WalkBelievers

kek

KEK

Autissies BTFO

The rump frustration of kiwis is a constant source of mirth for me

It's over. Poopeelia is finished

Australian damage control incoming

We a chance for any medals tonight lads?

>nsa
>keep all data forever