ask someone sitting on the toilet anything
Ask someone sitting on the toilet anything
Colton Ross
Dylan Thompson
when i'll be rich?
Zachary Torres
Wil i gt grlfrind?
Kevin Cruz
Why hide your face?
Jaxson Cox
most likely never
Julian Lewis
eventually yes, of course you will
Cameron Taylor
Can you decipher the revelation for us so we can receive Saint James' wisdom?
Lincoln Wood
i don't want ya'll guys get depressed by the sight of my beautiful face cause I love you all
Jose Bailey
I'm afraid i cannot
Chase Taylor
Ever wonder what it would feel like if a hand silently reached up from the water and tickled your butthole a little before slowly lowering back down?
Lucas Young
what is this?
Nathaniel Campbell
I'd come all over my laptop which i would not like
Cameron Wright
tits or gtfo
Gavin Rodriguez
Hahaha
James Howard
Isaac Price
how big is yo dick ?
Alexander Hernandez
here you go sweetie :-*
Brayden Torres
6 inches
Nolan Fisher
guys guys guys, i'm experiencing heavy diarrhea
pls send help
Chase Perez
pics
Nathaniel Reyes
Let the prog rock flow through you instead of the fecal matter.
Gabriel Reed
Thomas Gutierrez
feels like i'm peeing out of my butthole
Leo Lee
you must be american.
Connor Jones
why are you so keen on seeing my dick?
Aiden Hall
njet, ich niecht amerikanski
John Wood
Can you show a pic of you getting up from the toilet?
Luis Jenkins
Are you sittin' on da toile?
Are you sittin' on da toile? *tsk
Are you sittin' on da toile?
Are you sittin' on da toile? *tsk
*flush
Julian Sanchez
thank you user, this really helps flushing out all the fecal matter
Owen Collins
please elaborate on that. how exactly?
Justin Price
You should film a music video, it worked out real well for this dude.
Matthew Rodriguez
Maybe a gif or something.
Hudson Lewis
if i ever manage to get up of that toilet i might
Angel White
ur the dick guy aren't you
Cameron White
is the seat cold?
also..what lead you to need to make a thread about this?
Gabriel Ortiz
I have no idea who this dick guy is.
Jaxon Adams
the seat is very warm and nice.
because you deserve to have this thread
Anthony Adams
...
Lincoln Collins
What do you do to your hair it looks great
Chase Powell
...
Dylan Nguyen
thank you. mostly I almost never wash it with shampoo and I never use a comb. this is how you get the beautiful hobo look.
I hope I was helpful user
Blake Cook
dick or gtfo
Robert Hill
although I did actually wash them a few days ago because they were full with dirt and beer
Mason White
since when does this shit apply to dudes?
schleich di elias
Samuel Hill
old but sharp
Daniel Nguyen
do you think this is funny?
John Bennett
since today nazifag
Hunter Watson
i most kindly insist that you take a sharp object and forcefully put it in your bumbum
Carter Richardson
Can you hurry up?
Jason Adams
cant. brain cancer
Adam Powell
can't. shit's still flooding out of my anus. it's disgusting. everything burns. i have no more fluid left in my body
Connor Gray
Seriously i need to go too
Chase Gonzalez
>As Arius approached the place called Constantine’s Forum, where the column of porphyry is erected, a terror arising from the remorse of conscience seized him, and with the terror a violent relaxation of the bowels: he therefore enquired whether there was a convenient bathroom nearby, and being directed to the back of Constantine’s Forum, he hastened thither. Soon after a faintness came over him, and together with the evacuations his bowels protruded, followed by a copious hemorrhage, and the descent of the smaller intestines: moreover portions of his spleen and liver were brought off in the effusion of blood, so that he almost immediately died. The scene of this catastrophe still is shown at Constantinople, as I have said, behind the shambles in the colonnade: and by persons going by pointing the finger at the place, there is a perpetual remembrance preserved of this extraordinary kind of death.