It's my birthday Sup Forums. Who wants to send me nudes? Female, male, trap I don't care

It's my birthday Sup Forums. Who wants to send me nudes? Female, male, trap I don't care.

Provide tits and timestamp and then I'll kill myself

How old?

31

Just provide image of face

What do you do for a living?

Shitpost on Sup Forums

happy birthday faggot

Thanks nigger

a russian, an america and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: I will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

russian says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

american says: I don't know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson

bartender pulls out shotgun and shoots dumb american in face

How the fuck did you get into Sup Forums?

My birthday too! Happy birthday man :).

Vanessa?

What do you think of the holocaust?

XD

Sharpie in pooper

Here's my dick. Pls rate

pencil/10
kys

today i will become an hero. where can i get those helium tanks. taking requests before i do it so i can have some fun before i go

While youre dying, take a picture of yourself and upload it here so I can laugh at you.

here ya go OP

enjoy

Fucking awesome looking pussy tho.

Too bad it's not OP

No shit faggot. You could have looked at the filename to know it's not.

OP never said pic related

oh shit we've all been rused

No, just idiots.

newfaggot

traps in chastity ; )

What happens if you get hard in that thing?

it makes you remember you're no longer a boy but a gurl.

and that from now on "your" {her penis) only exists to cause you discomfort not pleasure. any pleasure and cummies you will be able to make will be from your sissy asshole...

Seek help.

I always laugh at this shit

You are willing to make yourself impotent for the rest of your life because of a sexual desire you have right now. How about in 10 years, when youre a little older and you discover that being a sissy little faggot does not help you in life at all, you're still an impotent little dickface.

Have you ever thought of the repercussions?

>cummies
Kill yourself

then you remove the cage ...

Wearing them for long periods can lead to ED

Ball of smegma. Bathe, motherfucker!

it doesn't make you impotent

WITNESSED

wasted quints

Glorious quints. Not wasted at all like this faggot thinks.

nice dubs.
have this.

I weared one for 6 years, and I fucked a girl yesterday.

Fuck off with tha shit tier skank. I got better to celebrate my quints.

...

>can
Also I'm not the one who was calling him impotent.

Over 9000 quints! Today is my lucky day, bitches!

Ty chevo debil blyat

Here OP not me but it's better than cocks

Happy birthday ya cuck
Roll dubs or 69 and I'll post OC

Rate my dick pls

Can confirm its a cock/10
Congrats your a boy!!

Thanks faggot. Also check em

I'm at work, confirm later, you have Snapchat?

my gf and i used to play the "submarine game" in the tub together. she would put her bare wet soapy feet on my cock and i'd get hard and go above water. now im caged and my cock just stays submerged and frustrated, wanting to fuck her feet and pussy so bad...she just giggles...

is the giggling the sign of me getting cucked or is she just really enjoying femdom, 4 year relationship we still have bareback sex 3-4 times a week when she doesn't have my penis locked in chastity...

Show me your gf

Lucky for you OP we have DUBS

AND no goddamn way am I giving my SC ya crazed Sup Forumstard

So OP want a spread

WOW.. any full frontal? age?

maybe in soc, but not b


here's more of her barefeet teasing my caged cock

i know male chastity in its current form got started around 2000 with devices like the cb2000 and such, but damn i'd love to meet the first couple that locked a chastity cage on their male's penis and made him submit to her feet and her pussy...

if you dont think it's amazing what a female can do to you, you're insane....

>ps4 controller
Why am I not surprised a Sonygger would be a cuck.

It does lead to smaller dick size due to the absence of an erection for longer periods.

24
Might get >>/out/ and play some overwatch

it's hers i pretty much only play pc, games, when she games though i spend a lot of time lying on the couch with her barefeet literally on my face inhaling her sweat as she gets scared when she's playing dark souls.

I can get chastity, I hold keys but foot fetish is just the worst (no offence)

OP never said pic unrelated

Trap isn't a gender

...

did I say so ?

>yuropoor """""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""

judging by how pathetic that was im guessing you're a limey

wanna play? im about to queue up

>weared
I guess this guy has learning difficulties on top of his mental illness

And we guess you don't live very close to an ocean.

or maybe this is not my main language and I don't read back on this website cause I don't think it will impact my future life :)

Not as much as that cage will impact it. Psychiatrist here. You're fucked.

>Psychiatrist
>On Sup Forums

Sure thing, bet you're a 'femanon' too.

How? Like seriously do you honestly think people give a fuck? Professionals are some seriously degenerate perverts
One more locked up won't make any difference

(Citation on your claim needed)