Early Morning Bread

Early Morning Bread

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Good morning. Except it's not morning, it's afternoon and what the fuck is going on.

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Nigga, its morning in the US

To be honest, I'd kinda want to live in the US. For a time at least.

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Come to philly, it's better then NY

Hmm... I'd have to talk to everyone else. I was thinking of visiting dev at least.

don't come to florida

this

But philly is definitely worth a visit.

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why not, demdem?

Philly would be nice, I think.

Well, if you do, let me know.

and if you're into chubs, we could fug

Sure.

Always a possibility.

because you will almost never want to go outside
especially right now. Average temperatures are 90F/32C with >65% humidity

that sounds awful. Over here it's about 18C and I'm loving it.

well aren't you a lucky duck
that's considered cold here.

Neat.

you forgot to mention that it's also filled with fucking crazy people.

also, is there a reason you never quote who you're talking to?

Cold? Huh... Cold for a summer day would be like 12-13C here.

I mean, there always exists that possibility.

that too
gotta looove public crime records

>also, is there a reason you never quote who you're talking to?
because generally i talk to one person at a time, so there's not really a need to
also because i'm part of the league of super cool posters who don't link replies

i can feel myself shivering just thinking about it

pretty sure its because the person he is writing to will know that he is being reffered to.

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but you just did o.o

It gets to like -11C in Philly in the winter, and like 32C In the summer.

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ya

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now I'm confused D:

who are you?

We're Star Fox!

nigga, I just woke up, it's too early for this shit >.

Ball stretcher back again.

Anyone here do this aswell?

>using text faces
i have a hard time believing you are over the age of 17

You gonna fuck if you do?

lovely

Nice, I guess. I'm used to a little colder myself.

I don't know. Maybe I guess.

You doing the railing or getting railed? We need some pics of the said ass in question also.

buncha faggots.

You're talking like it's bound to happen. I was just playing with the thought of possibly visiting the US at some point of my life.

Naw, Bitches love the text face, but I do admit I use them waaay to much.

so hows your day going so far?

The police are busting someone outside in the parking lot.

This is an image board. Just post reaction pics.

Not bad, actually got something done in school, which is nice.

You know you want to post your ass for some attention though.

I've had quite enough attention so I really don't.

Badger, if you visit the US, will you come see me in Austin? I can show you where the bats live.

dat moment when your fam ponders where they went wrong.

Sure. Bats are great.

I wish I had had the forethought to save some on a flashdrive, but they all got deleted when I formatted my drive.

That's nice, I have work in a few hours, wich is gonna suck.

Depends on what you do, I think.

save some more
or better yet, make some.

Oh. I was thinking you were going to say no.

Why would I say no to that? It sounds like fun.

anybody have pics of guys with dog dongs getting unwillingly jerked off?

I work Retail, and it's our busiest time of year right now.

Ah...

Because everyone else would. Even Snuggles. I mean, why the fuck would anyone want to visit me? I'm fucking terrible and unpleasant to be around.

gimme yours

Yeah, the good news is I'm only in for 4.5 hours today

No, now stop asking.

I don't think we've talked before. Hi

Hello.

How are you doing today?

The same. Always the same.

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That sounds like a special kind of hell.

You play games?

Texas Hold 'Em and Cribbage, chess sometimes with friends.

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I meant video games, but I've also never seen anybody actually play Cribbage

NY only looks good because it's next to New Jersey, the Alabama of the North.

No. Video games are a waste of time and money.

I used to work retail and probably will again soon because my degree is useless. It makes me hate people.

Same could be said about board games.

that is the most accurate way I've ever seen to describe NJ

I see

retail is literally the worst.

Furries are much more degenerate than Infact I agree with them on this one thing that furries are mentally ill.

Maybe.

Alright then.

incredible

Are we "degenerate" because you're so boring that you find 50 Shades of Grey incredibly kinky?

Delpon. We have spoken once before. I was telling you how shitty Subjectivefag is. I remember now.

Ah, I remember, yeah. He in the same city as me, I might hit him up for some casual sex if he's down.

it's been awhile since I've had sex...

You can have sex with me.

You'd be better off fucking actual fire than getting in the same room as that igmo piece of garbage.

Where's that fire coming from?

I'm starting to get the feeling you don't like him

no

Arson. It's the purest best pleasure starting arson fires.

He is subhuman. A living bad example.

It's k, you don't know what you want.
I'll crossdress so hard today that the waves of my utterly cuteness will find their way to you and blow your penis up.

I kinda ment that in the sense of "where's your beef with subject subjectivefag".

I kinda doubt that, but ok

is it just his opinions and attitude that you hate, or was it something specific that happened?

You doubting that is my win.
Suit yourself.

He is utterly awful in every way. He's like an illiterate who thinks he can read and is proud of it.

But wait, isn't that the definition of the average guy on here?

Not really, no.

I see... Is it mutual or a one way hatred?

I don't wanna fuck a crossdresser, I wanna get fucked while crossdressing.

I don't care if he hates me or not.

I want the same thing.
It is over, we can never be together.

I think you should reconsider and read some more stuff the people post on b.

I read quite a bit of what is said here at any rate.

told you.

I see. Well. good luck with your continual hatred.

Why would you wish someone luck with that?

I think you might be a newfag, come back later.

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