28 yo virginfag here

28 yo virginfag here.
Home alone thinking if I should take a cab and go visit a hooker.
Dubs decide. Will do as dubs say. Unless dubs say "no" and I get horny and do it anyway. But will sure fallow if they say yes.

Do it

NOW

No. Try to find a girlfriend.

Nah son

Dubs have spoken

There's too much to risk. With a tug and a snooze, you never lose.

do it faggot

Don't. You'll be disappointed.

if u diddent order a hooker before u aint gonna do it this time, enjoy your wizzard powers op

Asked to fucked in the ass

Dubs has SPOKEN.

don't do it, you'll get addicted. Hooker are fun when your sexual life is already fun, but if you are a virgin, you'll get addicted and spend your life forever alone

but...but I've ran out of weed and I'm so fucking bored

Play with yourself

Just get it done and over with, you're a virgin at 28 for fucks sake

Yes, BUT you have to have sex with a trans hooker

b-but weed isn't addictive at all remember. You don't need it, you can stop whenever you want !

Psychologcal addiction - a made up term to describe liking something so much it makes you care less about boring shit society tells you you are supposed to care about.

do it. use a condom. enjoy. you don't know what you've been missing.

yeah i know what you mean man, freedom is so overrated, i'd rather be a slave of my dank weed

Just wait 2 more years u faget
>28
>waste his wizard power to a hooker

this