Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
Hunter Nelson
If it tastes good I will eat it
IDGAF what methods they use to produce my food
Ethan Robinson
bitch thats the tubby custard machine
Austin King
nigger why you lie though?
you think we're fucking retarded or some shit?
Kevin Sanders
y'all pretend to hate tumblr and then u quote it
Logan Parker
It's obvious bait
Charles Gray
proud vegan who with me?
Cameron Sanders
I work in a fucking cafe at Lifetime Fitness and I know that's not how chicken is made you idiot. We all have regulations and audits and inspections we have to pass.
Jeremiah James
TELETUBBIES!
Nicholas Green
Meat is murder.
Dominic Garcia
it's true i was the chicken
Oliver Gomez
Ya it tastes good, that's all i care about highfive OP
Robert Fisher
Vegan sushi sounds gross
Cameron Sanchez
Spotted the peta activist
Robert Rogers
dude it's just rice and veggies and it's delicious!
Isaiah Bennett
lol tubby custard you pratt
Dylan Watson
no that's how it is made it is on the internet it is trurh
Gabriel Price
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Easton Gray
The meme is true, you guys really can't shut the fuck up about it, can you?
Jaxon Green
No one. You are a inconvienece to all the people around you. Even if they won't admit it. You are changing your diet for a cause/reason no one really cares about other than vegans themselves. And you will one day stop this because you realize how pointless it is and how much time you've wasted inconveniencing others
Jayden Watson
You're an idiot not to be vegan at this stage in humankind
Elijah Ross
and you can't fucking stop eating corpses
Henry Cooper
Yeah this is why I haven't had chicken nuggets from anywhere in a long time, I know it's fucking gross.
Jordan Fisher
For what it's worth, I currently manage one of the biggest food manufacturing sites in Europe; with several massive customers such as Tesco, Asda/Walmart, Yum group (kfc/pizza hut/taco bell).
This is not how any element of chicken processing, post processing, or mechanical recovery works.
Jose Parker
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Ayden Watson
then you're an idiot for even remotely believing that this is true
Thomas Wilson
This method applies to hotdogs and spam.
Landon Price
Time wasted? What? Hahahaha. Sweetie, you're so angry over something that doesn't even effect you, which lets eveyone know how conservative and right wing your pea brain really is.
James Hernandez
>bitch thats the tubby custard machine True I used to watch that shit all the time in college
Anthony Hughes
ur a faget
Isaac Flores
Neat!
Robert Martinez
no it's not it's true i was there i was the chicken
Hudson Ortiz
Bodybuilder here. Thank you... more meat for me
Josiah Rivera
Anti-science hipsters love the idea of efficiently using all parts of the animal, eating offal at trendy Italian restaurants, etc. They lament the misguided white men who almost drove the American bison to extinction by shooting them and just taking a chunk of the best meat, rather than using all of it like the infinitely more virtuous noble savage Indians did.
But when it comes to commercial food processing, suddenly this is, like, totally gross, and they think they should just cut off the best breast and leg meat and throw the rest away, because reasons.
Chase Martin
:(
Sebastian Collins
This looks fucking delicious tbh. Aint no need for that processed shit.
Leo Nguyen
ahh, the corpse of a pig. lovely
Colton Robinson
it wouldn't affect me if you retards could stop complaining about everyone else that isn't vegan
Isaiah Collins
pic not related
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Parker Hall
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Thomas Morgan
>rice and veggies >delicious! Choose one.
Henry Hughes
You are using corpse wrong.
Evan Sanders
sorry for making you uncomfortable with your murder :)
Brandon Baker
mmm...I love Wendy's chicken nuggets
Benjamin Jackson
Sounds boring without some sauces or spices. Indians are better at making veggie food palatable that way. Trying to emulate a fish based cuisine with some mushrooms wrapped in lettuce just sounds nasty as fuck.
Tyler Collins
just following on from this, i Have had the pleasure of auditing one of the biggest chicken slaughter house and processing plant in the world - CP foods in Thailand (no, not the CP you think)
Trust me - you could eat your dinner off of the floor - immaculate. There is zero processing like this, at any stage of the production plant.
So yes OP, I bit, but if it means i get to educate fucktards like you, then so be it.
Ryan Thomas
excuse me sir are you trying to say rice/vegetables are not delicious?
Jacob Powell
>There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria
What isn't crawling with bacteria? Mites live in your pores for fuck sakes.
Robert Jones
Nobody here was even complaining, hahahaha. You got defensive and tried to justify it with something that didn't happen. The diabetes getting to your brain, you caveman peasant?
Hudson Clark
Dongle Trumpler will make chicken great again.
Nicholas Cook
it's not like you couldn't add sauces... also that's wild garlic not lettuce and sushi is not necessarily always fish based
Zachary Peterson
>Mites live in your pores for fuck sakes. Only in people who don't wash their fuckin face twice a day, dirty motherfucker.
Xavier Green
time for tubby bye bye!
Charles Fisher
mites are not bacteria you pseudo science feg
Robert Jackson
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Jose Gonzalez
This argument doesn't work on grass fed cows. A lot of land is too hilly or with poor soil quality for industrial farming. Using it for livestock is far more efficient.
Grayson Collins
no acually some kinds of bacteria/mites etc. live everywhere and are normal and harmless
Jaxson Harris
Hello mechanically separated chicken!
Lucas Mitchell
Animals eat feces to get bacteria needed for digestion, mushed up chicken is as natural as anything else and not really that gross in the grand scheme. Go bug asians about century eggs.
Kayden Howard
If shit was delicious id have an endless supply of food.
Hudson Nguyen
Seen anything to put you off processed foods?
Brandon Reed
i kek'd
Julian Ortiz
honestly... never. If anything, gives more confidence in standards and welfare.
Sebastian Baker
Goddamn you man, now I have to stop for some after work.
Carter Flores
and where in this thread did that happen?
Liam Perez
you are like >it doesn't affect you but >im gonna keep complaining because you are a murderer it's okay, i respect that you don't want to eat meat, then respect the fact that i want to eat meat
Brayden White
How do you type when blinded by your own ignorance?
Benjamin Taylor
Why do people still believe this shit?
Ethan Hill
THEY'RE TROLLING YOU AND YOU'RE FALLING FOR IT YOU MASSIVE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOOT
Jaxson Harris
While it's true that mechanically separated chicken is a thing, a few things should be understood: -your gif is of a children's baking toy squirting icing -most fast food places, including McDonald's, create their chicken in factories where workers will cut the appropriate meat cutlets from the chicken, grind them significantly (but not into pink paste, and not including parts other than the meat) before machines press the ground into appropriate shapes, add any applicable batters, and fry.
Jack Fisher
well you won't respect that I don't want animals to be exploided, so I'm gonna keep "annoying" you luv
Landon Ross
As a kid, I always wondered what tubby custard tasted like. Not just the flavor, but imagine how weird the texture must be.
Jeremiah White
I assume you're too ignorant to effectively respond.
Angel Johnson
I'm not mad though. Evidently it's you who has been trolled.
Leo Robinson
what are you now blindphobic too?
Ryan Nelson
i am blind an i find this offensice #triggerd
Bentley Gonzalez
Well I do want them to be exploited. What of it?
Mason Cooper
Especially doesn't mean exclusively.
Leo Sullivan
well, that's okay, i respect you and your way of thinking, but because i don't act like you, im bad and you have the right to atack me, "luv". you can't save animals from dying in horrible ways, not even if every human was vegan. im gonna eat a hamburguer, see you later tofu guy
Luis Phillips
>when someone doesn't know when to give up.
Jose Davis
Make me a vegemeat sammich then bissh >;)
Juan Gonzalez
I hope it tastes good and not too bitter like yourself :* have fun murder man
Leo Bell
I'm not doing research for you, fucking cuck.
Benjamin Roberts
>Bissh >;)
What the fuck are you twelve?
Jeremiah Long
LOL
Jackson Reyes
also if you're feeling attacked... I'm sorry man... life must be hard when you're so thin skinned
Levi Torres
*lel
Michael Ortiz
>Calls someone cuck
>Is cucked so hard by the meat lobby
Nigga suck back another sausage dick
Brayden Ward
Lmao why are you so upset? It's not good for your health.
Carson Wright
because they secretly feel bad for enjoying meat
Jayden Butler
You do realize you only "speak" to vegetarians who are like you when you treat the people you're trying to convert like shit. It's like you're new here.
James Hughes
Don't worry the goyim are not bothered by this kind of revelation anymore, we have beaten them with futility and facetious apathy. They are very good goyim.
Connor Ramirez
More health issues for you too, faggot. Vegan body builders probably make you look like a little ass bitch anyway
Bentley Sanchez
i'm a vegan
Ethan Clark
I think you're confused which side is arguing for which.
Jaxon Sanchez
where is the youtube vid to this pls!!!!!!!
Ryder Hughes
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Jace Perry
I'm still a vegan
Christopher Moore
Just becuse most vegan men are sexier and manlier than you, doesn't mean you need to be so jelly, carnists
Julian Collins
I would ask if you want a cookie but that's obviously on the list of things you can't eat.