Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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thats ok one day I will own a squirrel

he got better

hey kongu desu I love this

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Morning.

As usual.

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Claimed.

Hello!

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Ruga...
>breathe in
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>thats ok one day I will own a squirrel
May god have mercy on its soul.

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Penny Claim~

Reading the manga now?

That would be me dude, I had to split for Saudi Arabia for a while and the NSFW boards on Sup Forums are blocked there. The other Karens were just my friends impersonating me for fun.
You shot someone though? Did he died?

Trying this again...

So there was a mishap at the site, some things weren't there that should've been there, so now I get to go back home early.
>Whenever a situation like this happens, we still get paid.

Awww that squirrel would be treated like a little queen :3

Non Non Biyori

cunt.

Howdy. You been ok, desu ka?

Pic related is the end part to the story
>Angry Marine user is a coolbro of mine who lives in Oregon, he liveposted the shit while I talked to him, I wanted people to know if I died or not basically.

Shit was cray, and if so, I have a LOT of things to catch you up on
>I broke up with that one girl because she was using me for a house and cheated on me twice
>RIP Me.
But now I have new GF
>And also my friend J (dunno if you remember him but he use to be in an abusive family relationship) moved in with me with his little sister K
>K is 9 and she's super chill, she likes my PS2 and thinks I'm rad.

Fucking tanks

So day off?

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Is this akiko 2.0?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I don't think akiko ever told a story about him shooting someone

Wut
Basically.
>If you choose to believe it, cool, because it happened
>If you think its fake, good for you, not my problem ^^

your damn right

im good just tired from moving stuff into my new house

he will not read all that kek

Dont talk to Esdeath friend, he is mentally handicapped

Welp shit, glad you're alright at least. Sorry about your GF but grats on your new one. Good job being a role model for the little girl. Protect her smile!

Watcha playing?
>Karen

>You decide if its real or not
Everyone knows its fake and you are attention whoring. Theres nothing to "choose". At least you arent as bad as edgedeath over here

No, i;m not reading the manga yet but thinking about starting. Im reading Akame ga kill zero atm.

That's the plan!
>She's like my own kid, its like I'm a dad now
>I taught her how to go pew pew and also gun safety after that whole situation.
I'm just glad its ogre.
Yeah, like I said its not my problem if you believe or not :>

If you find the translated version of chapters 2-4 let me know because I could only find chapters 1 and 5, I got the rest but not translated.

A paid day off, sounds good!

World of Tanks. Friend showed me a video that made me want to try playing it again.
>I'm remembering how much I absolutely sucked at this game

Akiko used to tell a story and then print screen it so he could show it to EVERYONE.

>someone says hi
>hey! Have you seen what happend to me? Check this!
>posts print screen of his own story
>does this to like 8 anons every day

Dark times for /waifu/ threads.

I've been saying the same thing for some time now.

>kills someone
>zero proof
>was posting 2 hours after it happened.

Sounds exciting, desu.

Cirno claim.

I'm back

Sorry, Karen hasn't been here for a while so I wanted to tell him about it.

Is Sherlock here? or have they not returned yet?

I was gone for a couple hours.

To be completely honest, I have a hard time believing this story only due to the fact nobody has heard anything about it. When something like that where a Marine gets involved in a killing whether by accident or on purpose, it's 99% of the time on the news. I at least would have heard something about it in my command in Cali, desu.

kek did you see my rant? did you?

What do you mean used to? He spams his banter vids all day,and brings them up in every conversation.

dont listen to them new guy some of these guys are crazy

am I a liar or is it true its a mystery!

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ye I just wanna lie around and post on waifu now and talk to you of course desu~

Oh right that's what you meant.
Yeah I remember that.
Don't you kill people then come to 4cahn to talk about it?

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>Wanting to tell people you committed murder
>sais he's not attention whoring
You couldn't make it more obvious if you spray painted your posts purple

I see zero issues with this. Elaborate.

Pretty much.
>Why doesn't every waifu have some form of party hard pic?

Yep. Now I'm gonna make up some lunch!

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Who cares?

Oh, yeah, this too.
That's what happens when you don't get attention in real life. You end up in discord 24/7 making "funny" videos.

I'm sure you do.

Ye it was pretty cringe
I didn't realize until after. I wasn't the one who kept posting it after that day though

Hey.
Is the most cunning user.

I don't even know what you mean by "Party hard pic". I am out of the loop as usual.

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I live in the tiniest little ramshackle ass town in bumblefuck nowhere
>I'm not a Marine.
>I'm just a dude with '78 stab vest from a corrections facility
>I live in the most gun friendly state.
>I asked the news not to run the story to preserve my privacy, since it was a self defense case
>They obliged because it was a rinky dink news station that reports the weather and traffic accidents and not much else.
>INB4: but why news not print-
>Because this is a tight knit community and since it was a self defense case nobody cared.
>News printed a paper article on it, might be able to find that.
>But don't get your hopes up I don't get the paper news cause its a waste, I only get weekend paper for the cartoons.
Karen probably.

Good job. That's how people realised how cancerous he is.

I do

Ok, If you shoot someone "and they fucking die" even in self defense. You are taken down to the police station and interviewed for fucking hours tell the cops figure out if everythings on the level. Meanwhile your house is now a crime scene and is being checked for hours again.

Then they decide if it was justified or not.

You're not chilling on your couch 2 hours later posting on Sup Forums.

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLINGG WAIFU
At least now they have their own discord circlejerk and the cancer is limited to it lol

O-oh.

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I'll truly never understand how 3 hours can ever be enough sleep for me but either way hellooo everyone

Kek, enjoying it at least?
I never tried those, just war thunder for the convenience of having all games in one.

Hey Cirno, welcome back. I don't think Sherlock posted anything after Doll or Mavis. Someone was giving him shit about his drawings, maybe made him leave.

What're you making?

Yuuko?

Can you fuck off konata

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>lol
user
You are part of the cancer.

Honestly though apart from that I don't think akiko has ever been that bad

>not using lol ironically

Okay, it seems that you're a pretty memed out guy.

It's.... eh. I like Warships more, but I think it's just a matter of learning how to play correctly.

Now i know your lying you adjusted the story after these questions were asked.

>I asked the news not to run the story to preserve my privacy, since it was a self defense case
>They obliged because it was a rinky dink news station that reports the weather and traffic accidents and not much else.

You don't get to ask the news not to run a story. Even then all they would do to preserve your privacy would be to not print your name.

your so full of shit just stop. the fact that you keep on talking about it is just crazy man.

Is it weird to ask you guys which country you are from?^^

Karen? You back from the desert?

Shiro
Should i ask how today went?

Right

I don't like seeing this.

Thanks.
I've had my cringe moments not gonna deny that. I strive for improvement

>Someone was giving him shit about his drawings, maybe made him leave.
Was it one of those faggit spammers?

What'd they say to him?

Ahh so what you meant to say is that you're friend was acting as you while you told him the story. I understand now. Even then, the fact that you stated you wanted privacy yet tell your friend to post a story about it on the internet kind of clash don't they, desu ka?

>shit talking as an user

uh..what?

>I was questioned for an hour
>It was determined I dindu nuffin
>They looked at the crime scene
>Substantial evidence that I dindu nuffin
>Let me go because since I didnu nuffin
>No court appearance cause Castle Doctrine
>Cops did have me come in for follow up questioning at a later date because cops
>I dindu nuffin, confirmed by witness, first responders, investigative team who took my fucking bathroom from me for 3 days while they investigated and cleaned the shit out, and video evidence as per Angry Marine user recording the call
>All recordings confiscated by police as evidence
>My goddamn stab vest taken by police for evidence
>My shotgun held in an evidence locker for two days
Any other questions?
You're the only ones talking about it, I just updated Karen, listen, its not my problem if you don't believe me or not, its your problem
I wanted local privacy tbh, I didn't want everyone and their mother in the community coming up to me and going "HEY ARE YOU OKAY BRO?!" Would've been annoying as shit tbh.

that was another esdeath~

next door to you bb

>strive for improvements

Keep lying to yourself, you fool.
Your family sucks so does your future, you failed so many interviews it makes me wanna die.

couldn't agree more
Akiko has been a decent guy as far as 8'm concerned
It's not like I care for the sob stories on here (except for Shiro's fascinating mood swings)

No. May I ask how your day was?

>caring

I say this in the most unironic way. For the love of god kill yourself you disgusting creature

Whm, people say I shouldn't talk to you >_>

Miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in

Am i late?

Can you stop using emoticons

>still using lol ironically
>I don't like seeing this.
Sorry
>I've had my cringe moments not gonna deny that.
Yeah we all have its no real problem.
As long as you don't turn into a edgedeath then you're ok in my books

You played warships too?
I only played the arcade battles on war thunder. The realistic ones seemed too hard and I just wanted to play with all my planes and tanks without giving a fuck
I do realistic ones now. You play warships a lot?

Heyo, Yuuko. Desert was pretty nice. How've you been?

Lebanon, you?

I don't want to point fingers or whatever, point is that he stopped after the Mavis one I think. I'll ask him for yours if he comes around again.
Have you tried the drawfag threads? They're an alright bunch and they did pic related for me.

You can talk to whoever, you want, someone's not going to be happy no matter what you do.

Lol @ these grown ass men talking to cartoons like they're real

There's no such thing as "local privacy". To further question the evidence, I must also ask as to why a weather station was there? News reporters stay within a field of reporting. On top of that, any reporter (keep in mind, we're taking the naive route and saying they did respect your privacy) would be fishing the Internet for the very second something was even mentioned of it. Once someone else speaks of it, it's no longer a closed topic. It's fair game to everyone, desu.

>This thread.

>wishing death on me
who is the crazy one now user

triyng to sway you user Im a lover also alot of the people here are sadists

He is lying, thats the same person from that cringe from that post you read. If for your best interest to stay far away friend. You will see him spazz out in thread constantly, its just a matter of time

I'm from the US.
I think we've got like 4 from Germany, a couple middle east, at least one from brazil, a bunch from the US, and uh... I think we have one in greece.
Oh, and a couple(?) from eastern europe.

Ok this list of events has legit changed so much since you first started saying this bullshit.

Who in the middle of being attacked stops everything and makes sure someone is updating waifu? while they are supposedly shooting their ex gf, just stop

>Lol
>@
>grown ass men
>cartoons

Now someone is not happy about me using emoticons now

People are cutting down trees loudly, but good otherwise.

America

Good to see that you survived. I think your time there is more interesting to listen to.
Been fine. Pretty much was doing the same shit while you were away.

I'm very sad that I missed this wondrous moment.
But, the question is: Is this somehow how he got into /waifu/? or just random autism?