Hi /b i want to hide some money (10k) from cops, thieves and banks, where is a good place...

Hi /b i want to hide some money (10k) from cops, thieves and banks, where is a good place? I will be earning more so it cant be far from me.
Also what do you for a living?
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you should put it in my paypal account, it will be nice and safe there

Hide it inside an old large back TV set, I am a human sponge for a living who sooks up all the free money the government will hand to me.

i would have to put it in the bank and then tranfer it to paypal so its imposible

good idea i dont have any but i will see, and why the goverrnment give u money? disabled, just lost the job...?

Put in pooper

Get an anonymous safe deposit box

This

I just don't like work.

Didn't even take the time to change the filename.

Buy a fat ps2 and put it in the loading bay. No one will ever find it there

Hey mutha fucka I've still got one a they bad boys.... Infact that's a good idea op I will sell you one.

Buy a fake coral snake, put the money in a plastic bag and place it inside the snakes terrarium. I doubt I would open any reptile enclosure without being sure its not agressive.

me neither lol how u get that help?

Yr a fucking dutchie aren't You?

i got one too and still works but who knows if some jew want to steal the ps2 too for some easy bucks

and then when the money is inside the ps2, sell it on ebay

Well they send me on course telling me how not to act in an interview so I get that job, but at the same time it's telling me how not to get he job. So it's their own fault i can't get a job.

Just do a martin cahill and bury it in the ground

checkd, nope

I hate when this happens

this pic. was there b4 nice try fag

want a timestamp?
i got 1k here if u want it

start by not being a fucking nitwit by also photographing tobacco packs with your language on it,and a glossy surface next to your wireless mouse where you can clearly see your reflection which can be used to recreate your photo l. but then again there is a reason why Spanish speaking countries have been fucked for decades now.

dubs dont always tell the truth
>clearly see
find my face in that pic i give u 1k euros poorfag
pic related but thats not my money sherlock

do you have carpet?
if so cut a line in the carpet
put money in envelope
put envelope in air tight baggy
put it under carpet through the line you cut
preferably underneath your bed
jew way of hiding your shekels outside of bank

safes hidden behind sockets

would that be too visible? im not really sure about it
how? what if it burns or something?

Get a big old broken tv remove the parts inside and place it inside

not visible at all if you have the right carpet and cut it the right way
as long as it's just a line you cut then it's pretty much unnoticeable. envelope is flat so no bulge in the carpet
hid my monies this way for years, no one ever knew
just make sure it is in an air tight bag just incase you spill anything in that spot or flooding, etc.

they are fake sockets. you unscrew them and behind there is a safe.

Buy paysafe cards, put it on paypal.

You shouldnt hide your money inside of electronics if you want to be safe from theft.
Polish theif will get jackpot stealing your fucking ps 2 with money inside.

Be more creative, you want your money nearby, in a place where it is not possible to transport them. Hidden wall safe, or maybe if you have knowledge in woodworking try making furniture(that cant be moved easily, or at all) into your safe.

guess im buying a carpet tomorrow lol

Behind fake sockets you fucking cantaloupe

if you don't have carpet and only have wood floors then forget it lol...go with the remote idea or something similar like this user said

You would be surprised what people actually steal from others home.
Carpet stupid fucking idea

i was thinking about put in between the wall and a big wardrove

in your dildo

dubs never lies

Take the bottom panel of your wall and cut the plastic up, put money in bag slip inside the plastic frame maybe. If it isnt visible no one would look there.

A safe inside the wall you fucking moron. Or the poor mans version, just pull up a board from the floor. Without nails it'll still rest there and wont go anywhere and you can keep pulling it up all you want, but nobody who doesn't know it's not nailed down will think to do that.

Keep in mind tho that police dogs can smell money.

OP is a faggot that saved the pic from here, but if you faggots want to know the best hiding place, it's meat.

But raw ground beef, put money in and rewrap it then into the freezer it goes.

Put money inside a can of dog Food.
Problem solved.

Hide it in my bank account OP

bitches too

Fucking faggot i aint got no woodfloor poorfag and i cant break the wall

>tfw you eat your savings accidentally

Tu bicraves ?

for fuck sake such shit info , soooo many retards who know fuck all

ok outside in your garden bury a safe , a waterproof safe , stick the money in this , cover it over in a garden feature with at least 6 inch of gravel and top off with something along the lines of a bird bath or some other shit . Indoors the dog will smell that money way too fuck quickly but outside there in no concentrated smell for the dog to find plus the pigs dont run the dog outside

Put all your money in the garbage disposal of your sink
NO ONE WILL EVER STICK THERE HAND IN THERE TO FIND YOUR CASH
god tier shekel spot

the best place to hide that kind of cash is at my house, nobody will ever look there

my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. Just tell the dude out front "This is for Barry"

Some of it fuckers

Clinton Foundation

just invest it into gold cockring and wear it... problem solved

Buy a huge stuffed bear. Take the fucking zipper off the back. Stuff bear with money. No one will know but you.

cant, i need bills

an obscue looking large teddy bear in OPs house...
yeah nobody will ever suspect

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23/08/Vg
Noice

xD here we have your standard degenerate

bitcoin, easy access everywhere in the world only with password

...

OP just buy a jacket or two.. stuff your cash in air tight seal then cut up your jackets and stuff in within then sew it back and leave it out on the hangars out in the open

sometimes the best hiding place is the most obvious

hiding in plain sight ;)

Well op is a faggot. The cops will think he's a furry.

checkd if u dont work and dont have any disability why the government would give u money boii

i need effective