What are your criteria for a gf?

What are your criteria for a gf?

Not your ideal woman, but the minimum criteria a girl has to meet in order for you to want to date her. Deal breakers/red flags also welcome.

for me:
>must be at least 6/10
>not too fat or too skinny
>pretty face, nice body (I can live with it if she only has one of these)
>any race (except gypsy or aboriginal) is fine as long as she ticks the above boxes
>not into any retarded political movements (left or right wing)
>not too religious (apatheist is ideal but any kind of "live and let live" attitude is fine)
>won't sponge off me completely
>able to hold an interesting conversation and at least acknowledge differing points of view without pitching a fit
>has some kind of hobbies or interests of her own rather than just shit like work, school, netflix and clubbing (for example)
>not an opinionated bitch

This might sound pretty general but you'd be surprised how hard it can be to find a decent looking girl who fulfils all of these (especially the last few).

> at least 5/10
> not fat
> must be into anal, passive and active

if I could fuck her with zero efford and it would be clear no one would ever know, I would do even a fat 1/10; anal play is mandatory

Implying any of you fat fucking virgins have any place to have standards of women. You'd take whatever you could get and you know it.

nice try shitlord

no sluts allowed, will only make problems

2d gf must put out.

I don't really get why so many guys seem to be into anal so much but whatever floats your boat
I've had three girlfriends lol. My list came from personal experience after dealing with a butterface (and learning how cash that can be), a crazy vegan and an SJW in that order.
I figured that was a given. I mean nobody wants a slut for a gf unless they're naive as fuck or they don't want it to last
she's qt tbh but I hate those earrings

> why so many guys seem to be into anal

I cannot speak for the rest, but I like to fuck it and stimulate her vago, that's just awsom to see and feel her cuming (muuuu dick)

on the other hand I like to have a vibro in my butt stimulating my prostate while she is sucking me

Other men will have other ideas how to use their butt and the butt of their wife.

I am not into BDSM, btw

So do you have one? lol

>not muslim
>strong 8/10
>below 5'7
>relaxed in bed and irl

shrug

They have to have a face that I can love. White. No cringey shit. Less than 300 pounds. They can't be intolerant of memes including racism. And I don't want them to hurt me.

300? Wtf man youd date a 250 pounder?

300? Wtf man youd date a 250 pounder?

Just realised yo post is bait

Why not?

>goth
>preferably slim, but chubby also okay
>not a feminist
>a genuine gamer
>watches anime and Korean dramas/movies
>knows a language other than English
>isn't a religious zealot, but isn't anti-religious either
>not black
>okay with cuddling
>not afraid of eating unfamiliar foods
>is okay with me working out regularly
>informed, but not a political radical
>wears black as often as possible
>usually has a Bob-cut
>only dyes hair darker colors...NO RED
>doesn't require a lot of money to be spent on her to be kept entertained
>reads comics
>watches Star Trek
>glasses and/or braces
>preferably Asian
But, alas, such a woman is rare.

This is why

That all seems fair enough to me. I just have no interest in myself or my partner's ass whatsoever lol
Not at the moment but I'm going back to uni soon so fingers crossed
I for one fuck fat girls occasionally but I have yet to meet one pretty or intelligent enough to be gf material tbh

faggot

I can still fall in love with it

No,


You

anyhting

You want a perfect girl, but you're just a ugly virgin. isn't it?

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Someone's never fucked a virgin.

I'd be ashamed to walk with her outside.

I just want a girlfriend.

>28 y/o virgin.

>she needs to be smart, no emotional intelligence or street smarts but well above the mean on mathematical-logical intelligence scale.
preferably smarter than the smart half of the population.

>also she needs to be rational. meaning she would have to be able to do the right thing if shes given a logical reason why it should be that way and not her way. i would never settle for one of these stupid girls who buy the acceptance fad thats cancering our world today.
ie: feminists, polygenderism, or people that care more about emotions than logical arguments. its not about being an emotionless machine but the ability to override your emotions and animal impulses when the situation calls for it.

all other qualities are extras, but it would be nice if she had a proportionate body and was also tall, and a good pair of legs, and naturally strong

>current year
>not wanting a loyal qt3.14 goth gf
>mfw

lol everyone's going to agree with you just because you got trips.
but I'll say my piece anyway. I did say that was supposed to be "minimum criteria" but I guess I got carried away. the girls I've dated were decent looking but way too much stupid opinions/getting worked up over stupid shit for my liking

I'm kinda learning this as i go along
>preferably white, young and blonde
>doesn't do drugs, is clean, or at minimum just smokes weed and drinks
>Likes to go out and do fun crazy shit, but doesn't require constant daily stimulation, ie bar club ect
>likes outdoors and traveling and can at least put up with me playing vidja
>there are some other preferences, some i may not even know, but the most important is trust
>ive fallen for girls who end up breaking my trust or hook up with girls who want to date but are complete lying sluts
>as long as the is a little bit of a connection and a few of those things I'm happy as long as there is mutual trust and respect

>dysthymic
>no goals or ambitions
>no friends
>no interests
>zero interest in other people other than me
>doesn't mind playing videogames together
>would like nothing more than to go to sleep and not wake up
>is more than ok with me being the same way
>5/10 girl or 8/10 non-manly young guy

yay

A pussy

this guy gets it. that whole list basically works for me too

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My 2 cents, or maybe a little more.

>>at least 6/10
>>mine is slim/petite
>>face is nice, body is okay, titties quite small, but I'd prefer that and have all the rest than have a girl with nice tits and shitty character
>>is white
>>not into politics much, hates same parties as I hate, which is nice
>>is religious, but has "live and let live" attitude
>>won't sponge off me completely - absolutely not
>>able to hold an interesting conversation and at least acknowledge differing points of view without pitching a fit - check
>>has some kind of hobbies or interests of her own rather than just shit like work, school, netflix and clubbing (for example) - check, we have some in common, which also is nice
>>not an opinionated bitch - absolutely not

Before my current GF, wife-to-be, I had a girl with absolutely stunning body that was completely shit when it comes to the character. When it was okay, it was okay, but sometimes it was so shitty, I felt like something was killing me inside. Mostly the "cannot hold an interesting convo" part + quite close to a feminazi in some cases, which was fucking repulsive.

My advice would be - find a girl "the old way", through friends, acquaintances, etc. New, 21st century methods (book faces, dating sites) are shit. If she's looking okay, take your time to get to know her better. If I didn't wait enough and said "fuck that" on my current woman, I'd still search for my very-close-to-ideal 2nd half and I suspect I'd fail miserably.

If you're into MBTI, I'm ENTP, while she's ISFJ (inb4 isfj is shit - screw ya). And looking at that from a certain perspective, we are totally opposite to each other, yet we suit ourselves nearly perfect.

[CURRENT YEAR]
you being this big of a fag

this relationship sounds like it'd end with one of you killing yourselves, and the other one killing him/herself over it

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>Born and raised in a western country
>at least as smart as I am, hopefully smarter
>Not politically extreme in either direction
>Not superficial, but still aware that aesthetics are a thing
>ideally blonde or redhead, but not required
>Height above 5'2 and below 6'
>Has to have beautiful eyes and a decent rack, I can compromise on hips and ass, but I need the eyes and breasts.
>Not a 3rd wave feminist
>interested in at least three of the following six items (fitness, comic books, video gaming, reading for fun, history, science)
>Ideal appearance is pic related or so, though by no means mandatory

I know, kind of picky. As I'm sure you can imagine I haven't had many girlfriends. Plenty of quick flings, but only three real girlfriends in my life.

6-7/10 for fwb 8-9/10 for gf
not fat. skinny/petite or tall/fit
I can't stand lazy women. Clean something, go for a run etc. Be active.
Not feminist, moderately submissive to completely submissive. Open to bdsm
Bonus points for girls that like other girls

At least post a goth girl that is decent

How have you not gotten a prostitute yeat

>goth
>not black
Isn't that kind of redundant?

>ITT: fags with standards higher than snoop dogg

>is more than ok with me being the same way

we'd understand each other very well

>atleast 5/10
>not too fat
>decent face
>any race (Rolling with you op, not gypsy or aboriginal)
>any religion
>is not too clingy
>trustworthy

more?

She liked a comment I made on FB months ago...

dressed in black != being 'black'

Sounds boring.

No, I meant isn't adding the two requirements
>goth
and
>not black
redundant, because I'm pretty sure black goths are about as common as scottish koreans.

>don't be me
>live in a 3rd world country
>all girls are too overrated and ugly
>most of girls are married in my area

I want a girlfriend, not a ugly gold digger, user.

>I know, kind of picky. As I'm sure you can imagine I haven't had many girlfriends. Plenty of quick flings, but only three real girlfriends in my life.
Exactly the same here.

I've noticed a few guys commenting on intelligence here and realised I left that out.

For me I guess intelligence ties in with being able to hold a conversation, but it isn't crucial that she be a genius as long as she's genuinely a good person.
>>any race (Rolling with you op, not gypsy or aboriginal)
I'm curious if anyone here actually likes gypsies or abos. I sincerely doubt it lol

>all of these freckled beauties

Lord's work, user.

I saw ONE black goth a few weeks ago at a Korean supermarket I frequent. Didn't bother talking to her though; not into black women period. Shame too; she had the bob-cut and everything.

So you like freckles, huh?

godlike/10

>im in love

Yes, she is great.

In looks:
>slightly more attractive than me (not difficult)

>at least somewhat smaller than me (I weigh 150kg, again not difficult)

>any colour (tho bonus points for darker skin)

In interests:
>must be at least open minded to metal music like Protest the Hero, Car Bomb, BtBaM (this is the hugest deal breaker for me. I don't like it when someone ignores musicianship of a band solely on account of the scawwy scream man)

>adventerous with trying new foods (can't stand it when someone claims they don't like something they've never tried)

>travelling, especially internationally

Misc:
>religion doesn't necessarily matter so long as she can agree to a mutual nonproselytising agreement (I am apatheist, but I won't hold it against someone who believes)

>enough intellect and outspokenness to discuss ideals together

>independence (I have things I do in my own and sometimes I want to be alone. I don't need a clinger)

Of course none of this is gonna happen cos I don't really do social well. Oops.

>current year
>still believing the hymen is a sign of virginity

What are you, Chinese?

>likes metal where the "singer" screams; can't stand people who don't
>doesn't do very well socially
colour me surprised

Comedian Jim Jeffries put it best.

So many guys are in to anal for this reason:

We know women fucking hate it

Tell my I have way too high standards for a beta fuck like myself but here are my criteria for a bare minimum
>decent face
>pretty smile
>atleast something where her tits should be, not completely flat chested
>not completely black (although I am aroused with a darker coloured skin I dislike black skin for some reason, my dick litteraly cannot harden when I watch a black woman getting pounded)
>not a religious fanatic (I like to disasemble every topic that I speak, if she's religious she's bound to have a bad time)
>a decent listener that will listen to me through whole story but also engage into a proper conversation
>decent inteligence
>not a party animal

Basicly, a cute girl that is not a slut

But then again being beta af in the end I'll most likely be happy with fucking a dude, not even a girl but a dude

i'm not that user but, that's racist

>For me I guess intelligence ties in with being able to hold a conversation, but it isn't crucial that she be a genius as long as she's genuinely a good person.
Kind of this for me too. Ideally speaking I'd like a girl that can keep up with me, but I also realize it's unlikely. Every year that goes by on my way to my degree I see more and more women dropping out of our courses (studying organic chemistry). When we first started those intro classes three years ago, it was like 1/3 women 2/3rds men. Now, there's like 4 women left, total. Don't get me wrong, a lot of guys dropped out too, but in terms of ratio...

I just want a girl who's smart enough to be curious. If I had a dime for every girl who asked about what I study then immediately changed the subject after saying, "Oh really, studying chemistry, that's so cool, I love science, tell me about it!" The moment you get into the details they request, they decide it's boring.

Just once I'd like to date a girl smarter than me, or at least smart enough to care about my work, even if she doesn't understand it.

Don't get me wrong, I don't expect them to find glycolysis or electron diffusion or whatever interesting, I'm just saying it would be nice to NOT have a girlfriend who gets bored by 90% of the things I know.

Minimum Criteria:
>must be at least 6/10
>must not be chubby or heavier
>in order of importance: face, ass, tits, legs, hips
>any race, as long as she's at least a 6 by my standards
>must speak English, obviously
This warrants at least one date.

Dealbreakers:
>serious feminist
>preachy atheist
>strongly religious
>history of cheating
>loves to start drama (all women enjoy it, but some need be involved or at the center of shit to feel like their lives are interesting)
>refuses to compromise
>wants you to conform to her family's expectations
>hates your family
>loves flirting with other men
>loves talking shit
>maintains contact with her exes or her first, even infrequently
>claims to have been raped/molested/assaulted but not even attempted to prosecute the rapist
>expects and demands attention
>complains regularly about how you spend your free time
>does nothing to stay in shape, expects her metabolism to last
>expects you to take her out regularly
>expects you to buy her gifts "just because"
>doesn't know how to cook even basic shit/refuses to learn or cook for you
>has shit taste in music and plays it loudly
>wants to move in after 4-5 weeks
>gets jealous irrationally easily
>breaks any of your shit intentionally
>attempts, even laughably, to seriously harm you
>lies about you even semi-regularly
>overly affectionate with her pets, especially small dogs
>LOVES to party
>history of recreational drug use
>high partner count/beef curtains
>any STD
Really, the list could just go on and on. Obviously I doubt any of us would seriously attempt to have a relationship with a terrorist or a registered sex-offender, but we don't list those. You get the idea, I'm sure.

>dem fatty organs

>at least a 5/10
>knows how to cook a bit
>has her own job
>has had very few sexual partners
>not a crazy sjw or a liberal
>not insane (but all women are fucking bananas to an extent)

Yeah, what's wrong with Chinese?

Being a beta fuck that I am I am pretty certain I would fuck a terrorist, even if it's just a guy I'd fuck him in the ass

But then again, I'm beta, meaning if terrorist isn't omega I'm the one bound to be pounded

>not being desperately thirsty makes you a fag

Basically, just be chill and not unreasonable about shit. Be able and willing to talk about shit and work through issues rather than get emotional and run away or clam up.

Should have some shit in common, at very least can't be a boring butch with no hobbies.

Doesn't have to be super hot, but must be at least somewhat attractive. Needs to be open minded about sex and enjoys doing it often. My last ex had anxiety issues with sex, almost never wanted it, and was very limited in what she'd do. We got along super well and I loved her a ton, but the sex issues were awful and ultimately killed our relationship.

I'm an old fuck now, I've been with tons of young, hot girls, I don't need that anymore. I just need someone I can get along with.

It's surprisingly difficult to find.

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>likes to party
>doesn't share your taste in music
>loves talking shit
(if you mean talking shit to you, then I get it)
>Won't cook for you
>dealbreakers
Nigga what? Not saying you're crazy or autistic or anything, but those ones seem kinda petty for dealbreakers.

Then there's
>expects and demands attention
Dude, everyone in a relationship expects attention, you want a girl that ignores you? Would you want a girl that's actually okay with being ignored BY you for long periods of time?

>brunette
>not too skinny
>blue or green eyes
>pretty face and nice bod
>must be virgin
>asian, thai, caucasion as long not a indian or a black
>must be well spoken, polite and shy
>must sign contract

>at least 6.5/10
>skinny/fit
>WHITE
>non religious
>good work ethic

That's it.

You have a lot of great reasons in your deal breaker. You know your shit bro

>be 2016
>gf
betafags

>cute
>not a stupid basic bitch
>intelligent, not like MIT but shouldn't be an airhead
>not conservative
I think that's about it actually

>She liked a comment I made on FB months ago...

- 7/10 would be the minimun
-not taller than 5ยดยด7
-needs to be white, but latina color is ok tho
-hair (redhead or brunette)
-nice face and nice body
- ass>boobs

manlet detected

>Be able and willing to talk about shit and work through issues rather than get emotional and run away or clam up
I've only ever been with ONE woman who could do that, and she was ten years older than me.

That's a rarity, and almost unheard of with women younger than 30.

I was actually reading something about the psychological bias the genders have for how they deal with problems earlier. Something along the lines of women prefer to deal with the symptom, ie, indulge in whatever comfort she pleases, to get rid of the sadness caused by a problem, whereas men tend to ignore the sadness caused, and address the problem directly.

I guess you could say women medicate the symptom, men try to cure the cause.

Yeah, so naturally, I had to 'scan' her profile and see what she's about.

Well it's hard for me to explain it well.

I see screaming in metal music as more of a percussive instrument than a vocal one. There are ways that it can be done very well and I think some bands are getting closer to it, like Protest the Hero and A Lot Like Birds.

I dunno man, I just have this autistic like interest in analysing music. So much so, that I realise no one could be in this retarded of a level with it. It would just be nice to have someone to excited tell about the music structure that I enjoy in those songs.

I'm damn near 30 and all I've learned it that is apparently too much to ask for. Eh.

God thats one ugly bitch

Don't you mean lacist?

I mean, herro user, why you so dumb

Besides they don't know anything about a hymen? Nothing really.

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your criterias says more about you than the girl. Faggot. Do you have any other interests than rotting in your dark room in front of your computer

I'm 33, so women my age do tend to be a little more reasonable.

It is still quite rare, though.

h o l y s h i t
Cringe

You have bad taste, is all.

Sure. Working out, studying languages, studying coding, and so on. And my room is only dark because I have a black flag in the window.

Nope, i can say L's and R's

user, let's be fair, he added
>Okay with me working out regularly
, because clearly, NOT being okay with that is a totally common thing that he would NEED to specify about. He clearly works out all the time, he wasn't just looking for an excuse to add that into the list to counteract his weeb interests

>star trek
>anime
>vidya
>being alone
>mah waifu
>BUT IM FIT, BRO

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This man owns at least 3 fedoras, guaranteed.

I'm in my early 20s but all the metal girls I see on fb (friends of metalhead friends commenting on their shit etc) are all basically trainwrecks, single mothers and so on.

You *might* find a girl who's interested in music analysis (maybe she studied music in college) but for a girl like that to be particularly into (or even like) metal is basically impossible.

I only want one specific girl. Have loved her for so many years without results. If i cant get her ill just become a wizard voluntarily.

>alive
>female

I prefer baseball-style caps and snapbacks.