Eternal /got/ general

Nigerian Prince scam personified edition

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Man, Idris should lay off the cheesecake

stannis soon

soon

So what's the Stark family reunion going to be like?

>HOW DID BLOODRAVEN DIE
>COULDN'T HE JUST LOOK INTO THE FUTURE?

nth for Mace dies next episode

literally the best waifu and all-round most competent character. in b4 Bran murders her somehow.

I want to marry Myranda!

Reminders that Westeros and Essos are connected via the Lands of Always Winter and are the same continent

The Land of Always Winter doesn't even need to cross over the north pole

Planetos is just that huge, this is just one continent in northern hemisphere

1st for Rory

Bloodraven didn't die you idiot, he warged into a raven in the last second.

Here's a theory for you:
Coldhands is actually zombie Hodor, resurrected by the Others.

where's Jeyne Poole in that picture?

OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting breakdown

God tier
>Cordyfu
10/10Perfect as can be
>Bridgetfu
Literally 10/10 perfect Lyanna.... if the show had stuck with itself and kept characters during Robert's rebellion in their show age
>T*rkfu
9/10 Pretty gud

Brettygud tier
>Kayafu
7/10 Pretty and all, but doesnt have the wildness, or the iron that Lyanna is well known for
>Addyfu
8/10 100% perfect, had these people in this list never existed, looks pretty down syndromed compared to the rest
>Woodfu
10/10 perfect, Grey eyes, known for the most beautiful roles, literally Show Lyanna
>Grathfu
0/10 Miscast, she looks too old and too conniving, would work best as Ashara Dayne
>Jenconfu
4/10 no
>Kstewfu
7/10Zathura-Kstew would have been perfect, see pic related

fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Jessica Brown "Dick mic" findlay
>Stoya
>ratface

Cersei a SLUT

if I was GRRM and I could see how people were going to react to the time-travel/prophecy scenes, I would feel even more enthusiastic about putting them in.

so since hodor and summer are dead and bran has no more toys to warg into, will he start warging meera? will we get a ward rape scene lads?

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Don't you dare think unclean thoughts about her!

HELLO AND GODS BLESS

I AM XARO XHOAN DAXOS, RICHEST MAN IN QARTH. I HAVE A VAULT FULL OF RICHES, BUT NEED THREE OF YOUR DRAGONS TO BECOME KING. IF YOU SEND THEM TO ME, YOU WILL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILLDEST DREMS.

GODS BLESS YOU

WHEN WILL JAIME FIND OUT

Next episode I bet. Kevan will tell him.

Could be. but who knows. It wasn't made too clear in the show.

>killed off in the show
>lives in the books

So, Martin confirmed that a character killed off in the show (this is before season 6) will play an important role in the books. Who do you think it is?

how is he going to rape meera if he's warging her at the same time? I need details.

Yeah, it's kind of telling how what happened to the North in the long night is literally paralleled in the far east of Essos, so it makes sense that Westeros and Essos are actually one continent with the WW base located somewhere in the unmapped region between.
That's probably be revealed in the books or by Martin at some point, I doubt they'll mention it in the show though.

There's literally nothing clean about her after all those months of trekking

oh shit

In the books, he is actually super rich. But Dany refuses his marriage offer because she can tell there is no real passion for her. He's just an opportunistic gay man, trying to marry her for her dragons.

D&D forgot she existed.

so is it basically confirmed that bran can't talk to us in the past so he started all the prophecies to give us hints and warn everyone what to do?

And Moon Boy for all I know

One of the Khals. Moro, Joqo?

Drogo's bloodrider who takes command of the majority of the khalasar after Drogo dies.

If we were to start a /qst/ related /got/ thread, how would you want it to go?

it's obviously going to be Stannis.

we know he burns Shireen in the books too but GRRM cares about characterization too much to have him do that under anything but fucking apocalyptic circumstances. it'll wind up being a more built-up and consequential scene probably after Ramsay is dispensed with.

Add that Maisie Williams lookalike (but hotter) French model someone posted in last thread.

Was her name Adele Wismes?

Exactly and the Five Forts are the equivalent of The Wall

He wargs her and makes her rape his lifeless body.

force bj in the present? idk

now that i think of it, it would be kind of weird because he would have to be sucking his own dick or something from meera's body.

of course she's clean, they all bathed in the snow together, she probably got an eye of that sweet, sweet Hodor cock too

>crocs

Sounds gay af

It's be better playing as mercenaries, hedge knights or adventurers than Lords.

I imagine the closest character in the books to this kind of writing would be Brienne's feast arc

yeah, shes in fuck off tier.

fuck off, we know its you

promise me.

she was cast in the first series but I don't think she's in that shot

I can't believe that he got killed from one little dagger. Fuckin' Sand Sneks.

This is 100% a SJW propaganda series now.

>Tyrion Lannister-
disabled white male, reddit meme-man, good guy!
>Jaime Lannister-
crippled and unthreatening (good), rapist male (bad) thus grey character!
>Cersei Lannister-
stronk female character, brave mother
>Daenerys Targaryen-
super stronk independent female leader, true queen!
>Jon Snow-
illegitimate male character, but has to die because strong white male. opened the globalist wall and sold out own people so good guy now, brought back
>Davos Seaworth-
powerless and comes from poverty, unthreatening so good guy!
>Melisandre-
wise intelligent stronk female character
>Margaery Tyrell-
punished independent stronk female character
>Ellaria Sand-
super cunning independent stronk female character
>Sansa Stark-
stronk female survivor character
>Arya Stark-
stronk punished female heroine
>Lord Varys-
unthreatening and mutilated male character, so good guy!
>Theon Greyjoy-
unthreatening mutilated male character with PTSD, good guy
>Brienne of Tarth
stronkest and most independent woman in the realm
>High Sparrow
strong white religious man? threatening AND with power? evil guy. homophobic and sexist too
>Daario Naharis
white male boy toy, not allowed power so unthreatening, good guy
>Roose Bolton
strong white male with power? threatening. murderer and rapist. bad guy
>Ramsay Bolton
strong white male thus illegitimacy, rapist, torturer, murderer
>Jorah Mormont
cuck. powerless. stone AIDS. so super good guy!
>Alliser Thorne
strong white male, so threatening bad guy
>Eddison Tollett
white male but quippy side character without power, so good guy
>Doran Martell
male character with power? weakness means death
>Podrick Payne
meek powerless white male, loyal ally to women! unthreatening good guy!
>Stannis
noble white man, does what’s right for the realm regardless of how it looks, thus killed by stronk woman after character vilification.
>Yara
hillary of the iron islands!

Wat

Benjen Stark comes back in the next episode to save Bran.

I don't know if it's the same Benjen or if they've merged his character with Coldhands to make an undead Benjen, but he's back.

Add the "26 year old" cunny who attention whores here.

is this pasta

>This is 100% a SJW propaganda series now

Kek

Feminist power fantasy the show.

Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.

Could be anyone
Rickon, Bloodraven, Doran, Roose, Barristan Who was last seen leading a Salley from the gate of meereen into the besieging forces, while the ironborn destroy the qartheen/volantine fleets as Rhaegal burns and feeds on them. Numerous sellswords companies start defect back to the Dragon Queen and the besieging armies start to break.

Cant believe they wont have such an awesome battle in the show

I saw the hound in a restaurant the other day. He was on a date it looekd like with some woman so I didn't want to go over and distub him though.

>I don't know if it's the same Benjen or if they've merged his character with Coldhands

Why would they need to merge a character with himself?

Let's hope. Stannis obviously has ALOT more to do, especially with the few released chapters of TWOW

Wrong blackie

ok so stannis wasnt show to be clearly killed on screen
heres my theory:

a.) he hates got that much that he refused to work with them anymore, which lead to the film production not being able to show his death directly
b.) hes still alive

discuss

The rose doesn't concern itself with the opinions of the dirt

She's not really relevant in the TV series, is she? I mean, in the books she switched places with Sansa and got raped by Ramsay's dogs.

Hell, I forgot what Sansa's even been doing in the books.

Meant for

>single female killed in self defense with a single, merciful stab to the throat

>15 members of the patriarchy killed horribly by fire

I said before this season: so anyone who died this season wouldn't be a consideration.

Barristan is a good bet though.

Hanging around in the Eyrie and getting groped by Sweetrobin

>*oh hot damn this is muh jam* starts playing

He said that before Stannis was '''''''''''''''killed''''''''''''''''' on the show.

>The same user posting the same propaganda every thread.
>He thinks he's above the SJWs.

>Bobby B's daughter became a prostitute
>Bobby B's son nearly purchased sex from her

JUST

that's just a meme theory brah

First theory can't be possible, because he DID act in his final scene. He could have just acted out his death scene too. They could have killed him off officially in season 5.

Sansa's just a walking camera in the Vale, so the readers can know what Baelish is up to

LETS KICK SOME ICE

Reminder that 9gag

Did you hear something sail over your head a few minutes ago?

>5 cities
>Not even Highgarden

shit poll

why is grrm so obsessed with incest? Not even Sup Forums is this bad

I'd say it's Occam's razor. Why have two mysterious characters beyond the Wall? Unless Martin was just 'gardenin' when he wrote Coldhands and didn't know what he was doing

>now that i think of it, it would be kind of weird
>now that i think of it

never change, /got/ :)

>Socialism
what?

Will Jorah find a 'cure' ? This season??

He's obsessed with history

>The five major cities of Westeros are, in order of size: King's Landing, Oldtown, Lannisport, Gulltown, and White Harbor.
Highgarden is not a city

>live in 1440
? That's not the right date.

>not realising that rising class inequality is at this very moment accelerating the dialectic of history and empowering the body politic
I thought /got/ was supposed to be a socialist general?

Anyone got the GoT theory of this?

Yes, no.
This is filler country, so it'll be dragged out. He'll survive and be next Lord Commander.
If D&D have ANY sense, they'll give him the volcano arm.

>>>/reddit/

she's still chilling in the Vale under Little Finger's protection, IIRC, having dreams about Sandor Clegane

Not was weird as the books get
Varamyr used to warg into his female wolf while she was being mounted by his alpha wolf

Normies.

that sentence made no sense

learn to use the operators. >>> is for linking to another board on Sup Forums not another website

better dead than red

Next Dr Who?

How long did it take you to type this?

that doesn't mean GRRM will change what Stannis does in the books.

it means D&D have to worry about keeping the size of the cast below certain limits (see the stabbing epidemic over the last 7 episodes). GRRM doesn't kill major characters purely for shock value unless they're prologue/epilogue one-off POVs.

Getting her tits sucked and groped by robin, getting kissed by littlefinger and sitting on his lap, and listening to myranda's gossip

is this real, what ep?