Teach me how to get the puss Sup Forums

Teach me how to get the puss Sup Forums

Don't say "m'lady"

this

Add another x, that should do the trick

>literally unironically saying mlady
wew

This.
Don't say m'lady ever.
Also make it sound like you have interesting hobbies and do shit besides browse Sup Forums

This can't be real. No way she responded after inquisition.

What a fucking loser

Talk about next gen fish ai

"would thou partake in a night out on the town in me? I shall spare no expense."

Wha'ts with all the exes and shit?

If she replied after you did that m'lady shit she obviously wants the d

tell her you play guitar or some shit and ask her if she wants to smoke, hang and listen to some music sometime

milking the noodle over your fb pics

Hahaha is this bait

"mlady"
"x"

Fuck off

M'lady thou would make my gay indeed if thou were to showest my thy titties please

Dont come off as desperate or needy. Make it fun, tell her what you're about. The idea isn't to get to know her online, make plans. Go on a date, burn a church down, shoot up a school together

Talk about music with her, and no matter what she says, tell her you know/like that band/artist. If you don't actually know them, just Google lmao.

These responses are the reason I love this website

> (OP)
this. also call her a nigger faggot.

Just be witty it's not hard

Considering the time on the screenshot he's a fellow britfag, in which case as long as he's not morbidly obese he can probably get to shag the cunt no problem. Brit chicks are easy and that pic has a chavvy vibe to it.

Am I closer to getting puss?

Be blunt. None of that fancy neckbeard slang.

I don't think op is coming back.

she wants your dick play it cool, faggot

Good fucking god

rip

yeah keep going

also something along the lines of i hate democrats and republicans, I personally am part of the lemon party

>m'lady

Oh my god.....were you serious?

You browse Sup Forums? Nice, any cp as of late?

>i browse Sup Forums
good job she glossed over that

"If you want to, I can teach you guitar"
It will probably work

Offer her guitar lessons and ask if she plays the bagpipes. Tell her you want to empty your bag while she blows your pipe.

"That's a shame you would of been a prodigy by now"

i love jesus. he makes me happy when skies are gray.

You should call her.

OP you should play her something

and post it on vocaroo too :)

Not biting

eat pussy banana banana 123 123

text her: "You're thinking of 'HER' What's her name katee?

Tell her you can teach her how to browse Sup Forums if she wants

text her: "If you don't reply to this toast your mother will bake a pie in her sleep tonight

OP TELL HER YOU ARE GOOD WITH YOUR FINGERS FROM GUITAR AND WANT TO SHOW HER

tell her "i could teach you if you want, with my penis"

Kappa 123

guys this is actual bait

This top kek

rollin

"I once killed a guy. Ye shit was tight"

roll

Tell her, "the Sup Forumsros are requesting tits.
I must oblige."

Guarantee you'll get nudes OP

rolling

rollerain

rollerino

I think you're cute AF

rolls

The fact that someone even has to say this is probably the saddest thing

i want to put my small cock on your ear while your mother rape your dog.

kek this

rollin this
or this

rolle

What's with the x spam

Post a link to this thread.

reroll

your case is lost from the moment you said "m'lady". hang your fedora at the coat hanger

...

step 1: stop being a fucking faggot

rollerino

Do ya feel?

Rollin for the lulz

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shit on may xest bitx

You fucked up

is your gamertag
xXHippyRaveKidXx

You go to college. Your such a loser

kill yourself you filthy whore

tell her she can come and practice on your hair while u finger her

Abandon thread.

Tell her you'll never give up on pussy

>hahaha i was jk brah i dont have bagpipes i have a skinn flute wanna have a look a it?
Then you send a dick pic

Do this op

top kek

Take a lesson from her sister, fucking abandon ship.

nice quads , op do this

supposed to be gettin me puss but you're cock blocking me you fucks

TRIPS

Why is she talking to you
Who is this wench

send this you asshat

>trips
>4 sevens
Nice trips m8

Greentext on Tinder?

>you're a faggot
>you're a faggot
Choose one.

OP u giant faggot quads decides over u

She's gonna block me

i choose option c

Clap that turd cutter baby gurl

kek ur a biploar autist
why u even on tinder

>hairdressing course
>needs to focus on tinder
>chav status confirmed
>would not touch with a 20ft barge pole

>you're a faggot

>needs to focus on college ffs

This

This dick don't hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up