Colony Thread
Dubs make decisions
Colony Thread
Dubs make decisions
sjws regularly beach them selves on island near eskimos.
eskimos build outpost there to secure food supply
isis ships and starts raiding fag land because glorious jihad.
well i just write shit till something happens.
fags organize naval gay pride march to eskimos
eskimos spear hunt greasy looking fags. sell lamp oil
western eskimos (ca.20%) become cannibals. start killing each other
isis has major schism. cant decide on how loud allahu akbar should be yelled. about half dead.
low volume isis becomes exiled and settles on one of the islands
Every man in the colony has to fuck a duck with syphilis whenever he wants to eat
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Rerorerorerorero
wasn't meant that way. high volume isis won and exiled all heretics = the low volume dudes.
2 facitons
Eskimos kick out some greedy cunts who were trying to sell snow at inflated prices.
They inhabit ex ISIS territory and evolve over time into kikes
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fags build giant penis made of nothing but sperm and pubes
Eskimos are badly effected by global warming and lose territory, all close to cost are killed
The fags and dykes devolve into civil war.
LV ISIS becomes the sandpirates. start raiding fags/eskimos
eskimos discover niggers on one of the small islands, the eskimos enslave the niggers and build plantations
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Eskimos discover oil and become wealthy
Christopher columbus is reborn as an eskimo and discovers a whole new world west
Fucking Ninjas invade the Fags.
island close to eskimos and isis is inhabited pygmies
head fag inserts statue anally
Godzilla attacks ISIS
isis doesn't allow idol worship. suicide bombs penis tower.
Well Isis changes into two forms, second but none yet
Fag colony all dies of Super AIDS.
a group of fags form a circle around penis tower. all fucking each other in the ass... gay magic might be at work here
Eskimoland melts away due to global warming.
win, but: what?
Allah speaks to the leader of ISIS and tells him he must go and kill fags
eskimo voodoo magic freezes water in close proximity. eskimoland expands
I meant that ISIS, the small contingent you drew there splits into two forms for the benefit of the entire continent
penis tower starts to rot await, spreading (non-AIDS) plague among fags
Gay engineering makes a breakthrough in aerospace design and equip the giant cock with rocket engines and launch it at the isis isles and they get homosexualized.
atlantis rises from the waves. inhabited by ancient niggers!
ISIS invade Fag Land
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All fags line up at their coast and wanks; sending a cum tsunami on eskimoland turning it white.
water nigger build giant navy. allahu dubbar
Eskimos discoevr State Capitalism
Female mermaids starts forcing their cunts on the fags along the fag-land coast line. Causing the fags to build a wall around the giant cock and use it as a fortress.
isis build giant black cube and starts to dance around it
*discover
lel roll
Anons get laid
Checking
eskimos gather warriors+settlers and break off iceberg from their mainland. invaders/settlers start to float roughly to the water niggers
they discover it and implement it.
Eskimoes fire snowballs at isis, causing isis too discover isiscream. It becomes a bestseller and isis afford too buy coastal artillery.
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too much cum in fag fortress. land becomes stained in endless floods of cum and infertile
most southern island is actually a vulcano. fags sacrifice themselves to the earth dick, wanting to make it cum
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Eskimos export so much yellow snow to the fags
they decide to build a bridge too the southern
Island and over to the fags.
ISIS implement anti degeneracy laws and establish a gold standard
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Female fags decidet to build nuclear weapon on two small islands above them. with timer for 69seconds
Anti degeneracy laws, gold standard, and a marble tower dedicated to the victims of the Iraq war
Isis launches a surprise attack on the fags outside of the fag fortress
le reroll
Nuke the map. Everyone dies except niggers and dolphins
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roll
Isis digs up a reserve of yellow cake uranium and begin building suitcase nukes for use against the eskimos
roll
a fucking fuck fucks the fuckers
An ancient tribe of Furries is discovered
on the most western island.
500 mermaids armed with harpoon guns and mayonnaise appear
Oprah Winfrey gives all the Isis ppl free cars
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roll
rolling this
I vote for this one
A fleet of 19th century pirates appear near the Eskimos
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Roll
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The furries build a full scale replica of the world trade centre as a base
roll
rerolling
Harambe storms the Eskimos with an army of children. Their land is claimed and called The Harambe Express
Rolling this
Winrars
A magic dragon carrying 300 angry lesbians flies over to harambe to challenge him
The fags host a pride parade to boost morale that features floats, costumes and a man that can fuck himself in his own ass
Deliver OP
Roll
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Op is declared a faggot and joins the fags
Isis hijacks a plane
roll
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rerolling
Harambe destroys the World Trade Center with the Penis Statue
Reroll
Harambe kills himself
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ISIS destroy the furries' base using plane