Colony Thread

Colony Thread

Dubs make decisions

sjws regularly beach them selves on island near eskimos.
eskimos build outpost there to secure food supply

isis ships and starts raiding fag land because glorious jihad.

well i just write shit till something happens.
fags organize naval gay pride march to eskimos

eskimos spear hunt greasy looking fags. sell lamp oil

western eskimos (ca.20%) become cannibals. start killing each other

isis has major schism. cant decide on how loud allahu akbar should be yelled. about half dead.
low volume isis becomes exiled and settles on one of the islands

Every man in the colony has to fuck a duck with syphilis whenever he wants to eat

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Rerorerorerorero

wasn't meant that way. high volume isis won and exiled all heretics = the low volume dudes.
2 facitons

Eskimos kick out some greedy cunts who were trying to sell snow at inflated prices.

They inhabit ex ISIS territory and evolve over time into kikes

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fags build giant penis made of nothing but sperm and pubes

Eskimos are badly effected by global warming and lose territory, all close to cost are killed

The fags and dykes devolve into civil war.

LV ISIS becomes the sandpirates. start raiding fags/eskimos

eskimos discover niggers on one of the small islands, the eskimos enslave the niggers and build plantations

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Eskimos discover oil and become wealthy

Christopher columbus is reborn as an eskimo and discovers a whole new world west

Fucking Ninjas invade the Fags.

island close to eskimos and isis is inhabited pygmies

head fag inserts statue anally

Godzilla attacks ISIS

isis doesn't allow idol worship. suicide bombs penis tower.

Well Isis changes into two forms, second but none yet

Fag colony all dies of Super AIDS.

a group of fags form a circle around penis tower. all fucking each other in the ass... gay magic might be at work here

Eskimoland melts away due to global warming.

win, but: what?

Allah speaks to the leader of ISIS and tells him he must go and kill fags

eskimo voodoo magic freezes water in close proximity. eskimoland expands

I meant that ISIS, the small contingent you drew there splits into two forms for the benefit of the entire continent

penis tower starts to rot await, spreading (non-AIDS) plague among fags

Gay engineering makes a breakthrough in aerospace design and equip the giant cock with rocket engines and launch it at the isis isles and they get homosexualized.

atlantis rises from the waves. inhabited by ancient niggers!

ISIS invade Fag Land

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All fags line up at their coast and wanks; sending a cum tsunami on eskimoland turning it white.

water nigger build giant navy. allahu dubbar

Eskimos discoevr State Capitalism

Female mermaids starts forcing their cunts on the fags along the fag-land coast line. Causing the fags to build a wall around the giant cock and use it as a fortress.

isis build giant black cube and starts to dance around it

*discover

lel roll

Anons get laid

Checking

eskimos gather warriors+settlers and break off iceberg from their mainland. invaders/settlers start to float roughly to the water niggers

they discover it and implement it.

Eskimoes fire snowballs at isis, causing isis too discover isiscream. It becomes a bestseller and isis afford too buy coastal artillery.

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too much cum in fag fortress. land becomes stained in endless floods of cum and infertile

most southern island is actually a vulcano. fags sacrifice themselves to the earth dick, wanting to make it cum

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Eskimos export so much yellow snow to the fags
they decide to build a bridge too the southern
Island and over to the fags.

ISIS implement anti degeneracy laws and establish a gold standard

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Female fags decidet to build nuclear weapon on two small islands above them. with timer for 69seconds

Anti degeneracy laws, gold standard, and a marble tower dedicated to the victims of the Iraq war

Isis launches a surprise attack on the fags outside of the fag fortress

le reroll

Nuke the map. Everyone dies except niggers and dolphins

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roll

Isis digs up a reserve of yellow cake uranium and begin building suitcase nukes for use against the eskimos

roll

a fucking fuck fucks the fuckers

An ancient tribe of Furries is discovered
on the most western island.

500 mermaids armed with harpoon guns and mayonnaise appear

Oprah Winfrey gives all the Isis ppl free cars

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roll

rolling this

I vote for this one

A fleet of 19th century pirates appear near the Eskimos

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Roll

rr

The furries build a full scale replica of the world trade centre as a base

roll

rerolling

Harambe storms the Eskimos with an army of children. Their land is claimed and called The Harambe Express

Rolling this

Winrars

A magic dragon carrying 300 angry lesbians flies over to harambe to challenge him

The fags host a pride parade to boost morale that features floats, costumes and a man that can fuck himself in his own ass

Deliver OP

Roll

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Op is declared a faggot and joins the fags

Isis hijacks a plane

roll

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rerolling

Harambe destroys the World Trade Center with the Penis Statue

Reroll

Harambe kills himself

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ISIS destroy the furries' base using plane