What's the kinkiest shit you've ever done Sup Forums?

What's the kinkiest shit you've ever done Sup Forums?

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touched my own peepee

I play with my ass all the time and my gf doesn't know

Girlfriend and I allowed a very timid "lesbian" friend of ours to quell her curiosities by getting her drunk and letting her give me a handjob. We established a FWB relationship for a while, but she has since moved away. I'll never have another woman look at my dick the way she did. Ever. It's kind of depressing when I think about it.

You filthy fucking whore

When I was younger, I was a closet crossdresser. I once dressed up in stockings and panties with a buttplug, under my normal clothes, then went out and ran errands. That's about it.

licked a girls ass, and then had the girl lick my ass

Gf goes a2m regularly. Ama

Roleplayed as a werewolf raping my 10yo grandson, used a horsecrop, rope, Viagra cream (on their butthole and clit, made for good orgasm denial), a wooden spoon, a gag, and a dog-knot cock sleeve.

True story.

did the dishes

Also the incredible amounts of incest and rape roleplay (mother/son, daddy/daughter, siblings, etc).

What did your grandson roleplay as?

I have had a consensual sex in a missionary position.

fucked my ex and then went home and had my gf suck me off, she said it tasted funny

went to a gay campground and got strapped into a leather sex sling and had my ass played with, toyed, and fucked for over an hour by an old gay bear

Fucking pervert! Reported!

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tied my current gf's hands behind her back, facefucked her mercilessly until she puked, kept going
then tied her ankles and used my tongue and a hitachi to force her to cum over and over, then i stuffed her panties into her pussy (she was on her period) and then shoved them into her mouth and secured with a rope
flipped her over and fucked her in the ass

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>rimming gf.
>What's this?
>Small turd came down to say Hi
>kept rimming and munched that sucker down.

Amateur

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Guess no one cares, abandoning thread

Me, my friend and his girlfriend all live in the same house and we'll have threesomes together every now and then.

hosted a few orgies

Yeah. At my house it's called "Tuesday night".

The fuck is a2m

>kinky
>picture of a dude wearing a condom getting a blowjob

Ass to mouth, you know, with his cock and stuff

>grandson
>clit
what am I missing here?

Seconded

how does that work lmao

do you just have a bunch of people bang in your house?

Do you just show up to these things?

He WaS roLEPlayING u furckign idiOT!

had this one chick who was really into being choked and abused. would just come up from behind her with a belt and choke her out, throw her around and up against shit, fuck her and shove her out of bed onto the floor or wake her up with my dick in her mouth. was a lot fun, but then anything i wanted to do was "too much for her" like i'd ask her to wear heels and step on my junk or tie my cock up and edge me, but no no no. i dumped it.

Sounds like a bit of a misunderstanding on your part user

Yeah, usually it's at my place or my friends place. We just invite some friends and they invite there's and so on.

turned my wife's best friend from "asexual" into a cock hungry slut who loves it in the ass.

I lay down in the shower, took a shit, jerked off with the shit and I think I cut my dick on like a popcorn kernal skin. Also I finger myself and shit in the shower every night.

SHART IN MART

Consensual vaginal sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

gore/guro/peril hentai i guess

>would do for her
>wouldn't do for me

fuck that
yeah i made her do stuff, but that gets old fast

been knotted by the family dog, between 11 and 16 years old at the time.

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Enough Bad Dragon dildos to sink a ship

Enough enema gear to sink a ship also

You need more.

Tons of latex clothes also

are you a cyclest?

Kek I'm dying

Lots of regulars dildos also

youtube.com/watch?v=aghE3qyA0UI

Blowjob in public. I'm not really kinky, my ex had a thing for public sex and I can never refuse a blowjob from her.

Yes though not as much now.

Have some latex cycling shorts to plus a pile of lingerie to crossdress in

>animal dildoes
do you fuck your dog?

Hello, Mr Cruise.

>be me at 11 y/o
>friend sleeping over
>play games
>go to bed
>he falls asleep
>i got horny
>start to jerk it very quiet
>he starts snoring
>jerk harder
>got really horny
>pull down his sweatpants very gentle
>still snoring
>pull down underwear
>tiny flacid cock
>lick his cock maybe 3-4 times
>now what
>start jerking it while looking at him lying naked
>stand up and stand next to him
>still snoring mouth wide open
>put my hard erect cock very gently in his mouth
>feelsgoodman
>start to move a little
>so warm
>about to cum not even after a minute
>cum in my hand
>wipe it off on bedsheets
>still a little cum between fingers
>smear a little cum in his mouth
>pull up his pants
>go to sleep
>never did anything like that again
>still see him sometimes

Im not gay

I like your clock

because its misspelled?

Shawn?
I was awake al the time ;)

Had sex in a moshpit.

Shitty clock she got that matched her Corelle dishes

Not really that kinky, but licked my then-gf's asshole drunk in a hotel room with another couple in same room

Im a dude
yet Im chatting to other guys looking to become a kinky rubber sexdoll like in OPs pic

Choked my ex during orgasm till she passed out then came in her ass

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My fiancée and I have chatted people on kik while fucking. I've also had her chat other men on kik without me around.

Pic related

>that cable management

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Sounds interesting

I force her to do whatever they tell her to.

Give examples

One girl, at once

One upon the time i got masive boner ... in the classroom ...

Well it usually involves her sending photos and videos of herself playing with various sex toys. She is real into the idea of having all her holes filled at once, so there is a lot of that.

C U C C

alright this is has been weighing me down for quit sometime now. A bout a moth ago i stayed up past my curfew. Then my mom caught me, then hit me.

Same, I use her dildo on myself once every coulpe weeks. Feels good.

Turned off my computer during an update.

FUCKED MY COUSIN

Got an unsolicited greek kiss from a good friend's ex- girlfriend I had been screwing while in the shower.

Either drunk fucking my gf while my best friend drunk fucked her friend in a bed in the same room as us or putting the tip of my Dick in my gfs ass after choking and slapping her but I was afraid of her getting shit on everything so I didn't go all the way.

Fuck, man. This is /kink/ not /gore/

Hey Kik guy, what's your fiancee's kik

I fucked this one girl in public 3 times this summer. Shit was so cash

Whats your gfs kik?

Got fucked by a black tranny

This guy is fucked up

Dude lets do it again sometime :))

I see you haven't closed any tabs since 2007.

yo I'd love to hear how, my gf is a feminist (doesn't hate cis ppl but believes in 4000 different genders) and she's "asexual panromantic". Translates into dates anyone, fucks no one.

I got my cock out for harambe...when he was still alive

I banged a half nigress shit was somewhat wild.....

Rimmed my girlfriend like 16 years ago tongue all the way in her ass she masterbated while I did it and cummed harder than I have ever seen any woman

When I was 21 me and my got super drunk. When she passed out in her bedroom i snuck in and gently put a finger up her pussy and masterbated into my underwear. It was extremely risky but I was frank so didn't give a fuck. I took a few pics and still master bate to them.

You left out the word Sister. Your sister got drunk.

Pervert

done the first thing bfore too, was evnge for her chearting on me, shit was cash

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5 sharpies in the pooper

Such b8

> fucks no one.

what's the point? that's just being friends.

>be 12
>sleep over friend's house
>we're sleeping downstairs in living room
>I'm on floor in sleeping bag right next to his hot mom's sandals
>middle of the night, pitch black
>grab them and "go to the bathroom"
>make love sweet love and go back
>wake up next morning
>oh my god, his dad also wears sandals
>double check
>whew!