Ok Sup Forumstards, what's your secret?

ok Sup Forumstards, what's your secret?

No we don't ... Shut up you can't prove anything

I'm gonna fuck a friend's mom.

Nice try FBI

I'm a loser. oh wait everyone already knows that.

fucking stop these shit threads already.

lern2filter dipfuck

I'm being trolled by faggots who can't see how much more pathetic it is that they're speculating on my shit existence as opposed to just living my shit existence.

no.

/thread

I am a kind, intelligent, and fairly handsome man. I am charming, caring, and funny to women so they fall in love with me as I hint that I may be having feelings for them, too. When they are in love, I slowly just lose interest in them until they apologize to me for not being enough. One day, I will have done this enough to stop feeling the pain caused by that heartless bitch in Kentucky.

I want to be a chick, but my extreme Right Wing attitude prevents me from ever having a sex change and becoming a monster.

I'm a pedophile.
I'm an alcoholic at a pretty young age.
I drink my own blood because I like the metallic taste.
I get off to pictures of dead chicks with things shoved up their asses.
I have at least two diagnosed mental illnesses.
I have no friends.
I dislike Mexicans intensely.
I hate my close family members because they won't stop asking me for money.
If my close family members die I'll probably kill myself.
I've been on this stupid website for almost a decade now.
I kind of want to die.
Anything else you want to know?

I steal from charities on a regular basis.

Do you want friends? Who was your last friend? What happened to them?

Dad?

I enjoy tripping on benadryl

I had sex with her. She was the one who brought it up. Kind of ruined things. She was bipolar so maybe she wasn't the best friend. But yeah. I want friends, but I also love being alone.

>I once fapped to cp but i deeply regret it wtf was wrong with me?
>I like incest roleplaying pov porn.

Not unless you're 5

I actually have depression amd a desire to end myself, but friends are faggot 9gaggers who think suicide amd depression is a meme so I cant talk to anyone about my illness

Ok Sup Forums , im too poor to buy overwatch, how could i trick/ scare someone into buying it for me?

Trick a Burger King manager to accidentally employ you

I almost killed my best friend, then help his wife give birth to twins, and gave them up in adoption.
Once they have grown up, I went to mentor his son, I trained him, I let him fall in love with his sister, but never told him she was his sister.

I rented out my basement to my wife's ex-bf after he got divorced and kicked out of the house. Now he's paying us extra money to sleep with my wife.

I like to pretend I have secrets but I don't

kill yourself
seriously what's with the fucking cuckism going on right now, someone fucking your woman and you letting it happen/encouragin it is the most pathetic state of a man i can imagine

I like to voyeur my wife and share her naked pics with other guys on kik while they talk nasty about her and tell me they are jacking off to her.

I'm married, had an affair with a coworker, she fell in love with me, I treated her like shit because I still love my wife, I moved away for another job and now I'm fucking heart-broken and I want to leave my wife for the other woman...but she doesn't love me anymore. fuck

Gold

Well, to be fair, he didn't FALL IN LOVE with his sister..

Well, that's what you get for being a cunt

details?

I would wager 50% of people on Sup Forums over the age of 25 have fapped to CP. Honestly in the old internet days, you had to fap to CP. Kazaa and Limewire were built on CP.

*sigh* yeah, I know

It would make you a piece of shit, but if you create a female facebook and message 20 guys asking for nude pics, you could make some of them buy you stuff in exchange for not sharing the pics with their family.

Dont do that man.

I once fucked this guy on his daughter's bed while I pulled a pair of her dirty panties over his head and then came on them

His wife was watching it all

>My brother and cousin fucked me when I was very young
>Grow up thinking that maybe I'm gay(but I'm attracted to women's, I'm not Virgin and I liked it having sex with a women)
>I got mental issues atm
>My mind us full of shit right now and I'm depressed
>I'm quite handsome but I got a lot of weight lately and that fucks me more
>I'm afraid of talking to girls I don't know
>Been here since 2004, Im 23 now, I feel like a loser
>My birthday is this Friday and I don't want it to be
>Sometimes I want to kill some people :(

Well I think that's everything.

I jerked off in the drive through of a Jack in the Box once.

>mfw I came in between ordering and getting to the window

Not really a problem if you brother and cousin fucked you. Its just kid stuff. Doesnt mean anything. You are straight and you like women. If you think men are hot it doesnt mean you are gay.

Thank you user, I really needed to hear(read) this, I never shared with anybody this.

I am completely disinterested in sex. I think it's making my husband upset. I'm depressed. People in general also bore me. I try to look like an extrovert though because it's kinda my job to charm people. some days I want to kill myself. But everyone thinks I'm so happy and fun. Well i'm not.

My oneitis is a Muslim.

She was however Bosnian, so as much a Muslim as Europe is Christian.

>Me and my sister are fuck buddies and has been for last 10 years.

I'm white and head of programming at a small company. I'm deeply involved in indian spritutality since I was taught to meditate at age 10. Can't find women around here who are into the same things as me so an Indian friend's family is offering to take me to india to look at potential brides (arranged marriage) and I have a great amount of shame about not being able to find someone like me on my own and instead potentially marrying someone from my own culture the normal way.

I screwed up the ending, I meant to say shame about marrying someone from a different culture because I'm too different and weird to find someone from my own.

kek

I faked a suicide attempt to get out of doing an English paper

Not that bad. You were desperate.

I killed dozens of people but at least now I am the Democratic presidential nominee

I've seen too much MLP porn. Now when the show is on, it seems wrong that you can't see their genitals.

married(past tense) woman blew me and let me cum on her because hubby didn't have sex with her for a month.
He is a super gamer fag.
Doesn't know to my knowledge

happened a few years ago

Looks they recently went splitsville.
He should have seen it cumming!

I hate people, and i am really only calm and at peace when i am by myself.

I could destroy my ict teachers career, will to live and life.
If u guys care I'll tell story.

bump

When I was about 17, I met a girl online. About 13 yo. This was the early days of cell phones. I eventually call her using *67 in case her parents checked her phone, and we'd talk.

I ended up making her do all manner of degrading sexual things, masterbating in public, taking pictures, inserting things, choking herself on a hairbrush handle, you name it. All for my enjoyment.

She confessed to being "in love" with me, and I told her I felt the same way. This continued for over 6 months . She never even learned my cellphone number. One day she realizes the pictures I sent of myself were fake. I had claimed to be 13 as well. But she said she didn't care, that our love was too important.

A month or so later I got bored and never called her again. Didn't say anything, just didn't call her one day, and then never again. I probably made her feel really really shit, and what I did was probably illegal.

Nobody knows, I never told anybody about her IRL.

You're Trump right

>husband
Are you seriously a wife, on Sup Forums?
>backwards

i really like furry porn and have a slight minor femdom liking.

I don't look both sides ever.

Well. Since we're all anons here.

Caused indirectly suicide of some guy who fell in love with me. Well actually no, rather that we did have a relationship. Treated him like shit. I guess in love people do some brave shit.

As well, made and sold quite a lot of explosives substances as some kind of a lucrative hobby. Chem drugs, as well, but yeah, whatever. Found out some day what they were used for.

I guess there is some time in your life when the events can make you change. Deeply.

I don't do the green text thing.
So one day I had a lunch detention which I forgot my whore of a math teacher dissmised. So me, of course I fucking forgot about it until like ten minutes into lunch talking too my bro. So I fucking ran from the shops outside my high.school like four hundred meters into the ICT room(where we serve detentions) I opened to door and ran too my ICT teacher on laptop.
Get dis doe, he had nudes of a yr nine(fourteen yr old)nude on the screen.
Now Sup Forumsros I know I should tell the deen and head teacher even police but
1 I hate the girl she's a bitch
2 I only saw the screen for like two secs so it could be someone else.
Bros what should I do it definetly was cp and he wasn't expecting anyone. And my major amigo didn't even know. Any advice?? I'm worried AF.

had sex with my ex bf's german shepard

Kys
Sincerely
Ex boyfriends dog

grn txt is gay anyway

dude report that shit. He is around underage girls constantly and hes into that type of shit. Does not sound like a good combo.

please do

Michel, I am part of a group known as anonymous. I am tracking your IP address and sending a message too your whole family about what you did.
Lol jk go jerk of to loli you sick fuck
Degenerate

was her name amber?

A married long distance co-worker developed a huge crush on me. I'm married too.

Meet at conference, fuck.

Go through intense falling in then out of obsession with each other. Shes the one who is pulling back.

Meet 3 more times and fuck during two of those conferences.

Last conference we get into a fight. As I'm at the airport to fly home, she texts that she regrets not fucking me.

Is pissed at me for a month or two. Randomly texts me about a month ago that she misses me. A few weeks later at 2am she texts asking if I am up.

Not sure how to play it, since then our texting has been professional, but I still want to fuck her. I dominated her during sex and was always aggressive in bed with her.

=) old school yahoo mafukz

Lmao scored

Dating my friend's older sister and he doesn't know about it.

She's not very hot and is trashy but a good fuck. She has a kid too and is a shit mom. Fun dom/ sub stuff though

Was your cousin a chick or dude?

Man I know its the right thing to do but it will ruin his LIFE and if I was just some risky porn and it was just question able age shit then I would be fucking his life up for nothing
If he was looking at that sick/vile loli shit I would report him in minutes btw

Foot fetish

I was raped on my first day in jail

This isn't really a secret but more of a confession, I sometimes steal memes off Instagram... Forgive me lord for I have sinned

its ok user

Full story??
Always wanted to know how that shit happens

my first time having sex was a foursome with 1 guy and 2 girls, I'm a guy. also a year later the girl i lost my virginity died by getting hit with a car. It's darkest secret we still have with the other guy and girl.

Holy fuck how do u know?

Pull those pants back up you spongy cunt i'm callin Hillary right now

I was nervous and scared so I'm guessing I gave up that easy prey vibe. I was in my cell just keeping to myself trying to stay out of trouble. These two big white guys approached me and we're being friendly. They were saying how they got my back since I'm white too and it aint so bad in here. I let my guard down and then one punched me, shit got me all disoriented. Next thing I knew it, they muffled me and threw me on my bed and well did their thing.

Got triggered at "i hate mexicans"

Im a semi attractive 7/10 ish male who is funny and has no muscles but also no fat. Ive had 23 separate relationships in my life time but i gave not had sex. My first kiss was in kindergarten. So pretty fuckin alpha but not too much
I have a foot fetish and have never had a relationship over 1 1/2 year because of it. One gf let me sniff n' lick her feet. Ill never forget the smell of Elizabeth's feet. Anyway thats just me. My big secret is that reply or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

how much would you recommend i just took 250mg

>IT dude
>works at school

he probs has fucking hard drives of the shit. Is what you saw on a browser? Like I get where your coming from but if he was distributing the shit then you would be helping more people than you would be hurting. Plus doing that shit on school grounds? not a very smart move he probably is a shit head anyways.

My sides fukin hurt man.lmfao

So


Basically user's a fag

A drug dealer

Smh a terrorist


Nobody gives a shit better talk about fukin cousins

Anytime m8

We all do. Why do you think were on Sup Forums

what do u want? sleep, fap,talk to dead people, talk to god?

Catlyin?

Wtf no shiv, no soap.
Man if this isn't troll then its nothing to be ashamed of. One day when there in there eighties and shit poor they will remember they raped someone and have to sleep with that until they die

Lmfao man i'm a guy (related user here)

Small dizzle post

Aaaaayyyyy chem em boyos. This is the only time ill get dubs

god

If they're bigger than you, most guys don't need weapons or the shower. I heard it at night too, you could hear other poor bastards getting raped and the guards didn't do shit. I deserved it and ever since my stint in jail I been a changed man. I was in because I got hammered and molested my daughter. No excuse for that and it's good I went to jail. It was eye opening and ever since then I been sober 7 years and slowly rebuilding my life