>be Dutch
Be Dutch
Noah Bennett
Hunter Torres
>fall down stairs
Cameron Perry
only fell down once desu used to go down on my belly as a child
Lincoln Collins
>Be Dutch
>Walk up stairs
>Exit national airspace
Camden Lopez
>be dutch
>leave small tall house
>walk down long narrow street
>sit in small cafe
>drink small foamy beer
Asher Jackson
>be Dutch
>be COMPLETELY bald by 25
Jaxson Fisher
much prefer that to my sister also being my mother and the mother of my children
Aaron Diaz
I'm okay with small foamy beers to be honest.
Joshua Brown
Physically impossible
Lucas Adams
it just means him and his father both fugged her
it works if she's a half-sister/mother
Adam Adams
>be dutch
>open a shampoo shop
>go bankrupt
Brody Edwards
why are you still up?
Grayson Kelly
Yeah but he didn't say half/step sister
Benjamin Thomas
Why are you?
Cooper Nguyen
drunk and craving memes and banter. I'm in bed with my laptop, will be sleeping soon
And you???
Mason Butler
Why do you guys say
>Dutch
When all you talk about are Holland stereotypes? There are more areas in the Netherlands. Or are you guy too lowly educated to realize this?
Dylan Russell
>Bee dutch
>fall asleep
>Drown
>Everyone has to stay awake so they drink coffee and get high to cope with this.
>The stress turns you bald
>Have to drink little beers to keep from getting drunk and passing out, which will lead you to drowning.
Tyler Brooks
Go to bed.
Ian Hall
>dutch people
Joseph Edwards
>There are more areas in the Netherlands. Or are you guy too lowly educated to realize this?
I legitimately did not know this. I know that there are a few cities and some countryside in the Netherlands, but that's it. What other areas and differences are there?
Why? And why don't YOU?
Ryan Wilson
Was thinking about staying up all night, I'm deciding against it because I had an exhausting day, so I'll probably turn my computer off in a few minutes and go to bed.
Henry Lewis
>When all you talk about are Holland stereotypes?
because literally LITERALLY no-one cares about you
Eli Peterson
very rude
Angel Bell
stupid farmer pleb needs to know his place in this world
Isaac Clark
>Talking to your self.
Samuel Martinez
this
anything not randstad is as relevant as the deserts in china desu
Leo Rivera
...
Brandon Brown
>D*tch
William Robinson
>be d*tch
>spill small beer
>flood country
Mason Roberts
>tfw Dutch
Caleb Gomez
Just wait until he takes his hat off
Ethan Powell
Posting the unedited version.
Joseph Price
>takes his hat off
a true soldier is always prepared for an arty strike
David Powell
>be dutch
Mason Hill
>be COMPLETELY bald by 25
Jaxson Rivera
>Australishorts
Adrian Powell
>be dutch
Logan Morales
YOU SHOULD BE NICE TO US WE GAVE YOU SELF DEFENCE WEAPONS AGAINST PIDORASHKAS YOU DIRTY FUCKING SLAV
Jaxon Foster
>be Dutch
>choose to sacrifice a full head of hair for an extra couple of centimetres
fucking why, exactly?
Lincoln Hill
> PIDORASHKAS
why do you know this word
Justin Ross
dota
Matthew Bailey
@70090879
>calls me a slav
>expects me to be nice
lmao dutch logic everyone
Ian Murphy
...
Connor Peterson
>we wuz finno-ugric kangz
Kayden Mitchell
>All these manlets trying to make fun of us.
Zachary Lee
WE
WUZ
FINNO-UGRIC
N
SHIEEEEEEEEEEET
Jace Gray
YOU WILL ALL RUE THE DAY WE BECOME ATLANTIS AND NUKE ALASKA AND THE NORTH POLE AT THE SAME TIME WITH THE AMERICAN NUKES WE'RE KEEPING FOR SAFEKEEPING