The entire internet is to shutdown in 1 hour, erased and never able to be restored...

the entire internet is to shutdown in 1 hour, erased and never able to be restored, all due to a virus affecting all electronic devices on the planet.

what do you do in that hour?

Browse my locally cached copy of the internet of course.

Fill a snapple bottle with my piss and drink it.

DOWNLOAD ALL OF THE PORN

download wikipedia
also some of the porn

bend over and insert head into anoos and kiss my anoos goodbye

Literally humanity will be lost.... Just like the destruction of the Library of Alexandria

Call someone a nigger.

yes but everyone else is trying to download wikipedia and it crashes the site. what now.

it's not that unlikely of a scenario

I'm pretty sure in case of war, they chinese and russians would start cyberwarfare maneuvers and start DDOSing all DNS servers and most major internet routers in the west, bringing traffic to a crawl in north america and europe

Is this outage limited to the www or are newsgroups fucked too? How about MESH?

Kill myself.

You're a nigger.

came to say this

Throw dozens of my pissbottles out of the window on someone's head.

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well, at least i tried
download all the porn then

/thread
Fulfilling the only real porpoise of the internet

> humanity will be lost.... Just like the destruction of the Library of Alexandria

uhmm... humanity wasn't lost, just a bunch of scrolls.

guys you don't have time for all this, its only an hour. you might as well go on facebook and like a few memes to kill the hour

I meant to say all the knowledge we gathered...We would have to make sense of shit all over again since everything is stored digitally nowadays. Do you agree?

Purchase all the books I could due to Internet dissapearing, I will need something to do.

Like how we had found Antarctica before 1800's, how it was warm, and other shit like that

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No because theirs people that have that knowledge in their cranium, but i guess we might lose some stuff

What the fuck

Its funny when 12 year olds pretend like they know how to admin...

Go to the pub and have a beer.

This is a reasonable idea actually

Is the current internet disappearing and a new, blank one reappearing?

starts saving the internet

he-he

wake up sheeple! i bet you still think the earth is round too, huh? fucking pleb

>Download weirdest porn
>Rip the most recent videos off YouTube from the most popular YouTubers
>Tell everyone I know online that they mean a lot to me
>Post massive amounts of CP everywhere I can
>Spend last 20 minutes browsing all my social media for the freshest memes to share to those who missed them
>Sell the porn and videos I ripped for a fortune

Will run another Sup Forums on A4 printer paper. Like in old good times.

fap furiously while trying to keep this thread alive.

already know places to download about 50 gigabytes of porn
and fuck you, yes my internet speed is fast enough

>completed task long ago

Probably download as many Sup Forums archives as my bandwith will allow and become the keeper of the archive.

>Be me
>Serenely turn off my computer with a soft smile.
>Turn on TV
>Watch reruns of All In The Family until dinner time.
>Watch DVDs during dinner and for a few hours after.
>Go to bed, that same soft smile still on my content and serene face.

>Thank God! It's finally over! I'll never have to see another Keemstar or Pyrocynical video evar again!

>/thread.

Download the music video for "In The End" by Linkin Park. I might want to watch that one day.

I think people are missing the point here, "affecting all electronic devices on the planet". That should mean that your computer is going to die too, or not? So why download porn, a smarter thing would be print porn

>Print
>Porn
>Pick one

Yeah, basically. Burn all the best, and a wide variety of, porn that you can. Then sell it on cds/dvds from then on. And tell friends and family it will be ok, you'll write them a letter tomo. Then apply to a job with the USPS.

Print out as much porn and private information I can

fuck it, I'll have to hide down in some base and await the third world war. Afterwards I will call on people on the radio, and become there leader.

Obviously to make a flipbook, you pleb

Feel totally relieved. Finally, I will be free. Life can go back to being natural. People will go back to their lives revolving around other people, and around life itself.

We'll be back to a time before people were desensitized and isolated.

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Imagine how much people would pay for a porn flipbook in this future?

fap

Run Norton antivirus, duh.

1. download all teh torrentz
2. fap to all the pr0n
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!

download the entire internet on my usb stick.

go to the pawn shop

Sauce?

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You mean for gifs and webms?

I try to DDOS as many servers as possible. Make sure no one downloads anything and we can return to having more or just generally productive lives (unless your job requires the internet, but then you're pretty much fucked whether I do it or not)

print porn

hot but doesn't look like a good idea cuz u know shits happens/natural selection

Nothing.

>DDOS
>Distributed DOS
>I try
>By yourself
good luck

>tfw a loic cant take down any servers at all let alone servers like google

ITT niggers don't know how DDOSing work. It's like pissing in a pool and trying to make it overflow. You can't DDOS shit with a single machine.

bump

gifs and webms printed on paper

I think everyone knows this.