Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

claim

yes hello

Yuuko Aioi is claimed! (・ω・)

Faggot. Fuck you

It's summer!

Shitty French and their different language

Nah, you be catching muh dick.

Yup, Russian was the first language I wanted to learn. Too bad it's in such low demand. I still haven't learned it.
I interviewed at a Costco. I seemed to match their criteria.

And its not my fault that the only training cruiser that i can get from there is with white hair

ruri gokou

still here


and


really? i just dont think your people are hoes
looks like a tan elf to me. besides who actually knows the different kinds of knife ears?
maybe drink some nyquil or something

I had the idea that it was 65 for some reason.

Benadryl might work

(You Know)
You watch me sleep or something?

Claiming Felix

2016 is the year of stolen waifus.

Just make sure everyone gets shot.

What dick?

They will be wether they like it or not

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Streaming

You JUST said "sleep and shit"

Eh?

oh sorry, someone else claim her? fair enough user, wreck that shit for me

And Im outie five thousand.
Gonna go row the boat

Like "sleep and some other stuff"

God not even I take stuff this literally
>bully?

probably
well what if they stand up to you

Eh. If you say so.
I may be a little partial to yellow eyes.
Something about the gold pleases me.
Sure sure. It's just been like, the 4th time that's happened is all.

Hello


Hitagi claim.

My dick. Get to work. I'm waiting.

Gently down the stream?

BULLY THE REN

I'll put them in their place

Greetings

I ain't see no dick nigga

>claim

I wonder what happened to the lewd user.

There will be nothing gentle about the atrocities I will be committing

10/10wouldboneagain

and if that doesnt work?

10/10 wouldboneagain

Plus the shit I have year round is enough to make me tired to sleep all day.

D:

Alice bby

Easy Shiro claim

Didn't meant to tag you

I guess they're the master then but that's unlikely to happen even if they gang up on me

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Levi aka The Ninja claimed.

Yeah my twitch was being fucky and was being staticy as fuck

That's fine but now you did it twice.

Oooo that's a mighty fine taste you got there

I thought it was 75 until i checked the wiki
I can see that.

Pure coincidence
Also, you would love this boss node. It only drops Sendai.

That's cause I ain't a nigga, Nigga. If you were looking at the right person then you would see it.

Do what must be done

No. Your image quality.

Hey.

year round like work?
that would be a weird relationship

question, i've lurked many boards, even contributing to some loli boards, but i've never really bothered to question these "waifu" threads, i know they're up almost all the time, but what do you really do in these threads?

He got it from a friend on normiebook messenger, I know the filenames.

Don't get your panties in a twist

Holy shit those trips
>I ain't a nigga
Lol you have no penis then

There's no such thing as "normal" anyways

Oh

I used the shittier one as a claiming picture

Or he posted it.

>Sendai
I just had to google that name to remember who that was.
That's pretty sad.

Greetings.
I am Oswald of Carim, the pardoner.
Thou art a friend. For thee, a warm welcome.
Cometh thou to confess? Or to accuse? For indeed all sin is my domain.

hitler

Quick claim and gotta run again because work.

It's pretty much a chat room if we over simplify it.

why thank you user

Circlejerk

...

I've considered committing heresy, but never actually performed the act. Is this is a sin? If so, may I be pardoned?

shit on each others sub par taste.

>best smile russia edition
*USSR

...

i guess. some boundaries would be good though
need a few of those indictments keep getting invaded

What's everyone up to tonight?

Step one: Claim a waifu/husbando (Your favorite fictional boy/girl) Preferably one that isn't picked already, unless you enjoy conflict?
Step two: Post pictures of your chosen waifu while talking with other people. Ideally about waifus in general, but whatever works.
...That's really it.

Here, been in and out all day. whats up?

Think im here for the rest of the night.

Ah yea, I should correct that.

uh ok, did someone claim mercy?, i claim mercy

Watching Mirai Nikki, being pleasantly suprised by Mirai Nikki. You?

My favorite weeaboo chatroom. The only the thing I don't like is that everyone has shit taste!

How are you on this day Yuno?

>which Yuno are you?

.

>be a nigga
>have no penis
I would never want to be a nignog. You be pleasure some way or another dude.

I have gotten satanic trips. Please give me my humanity for 5000 souls.

Yo

Rude. What about the other Yuuko poster?

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Rem bby, how are you?

Glorified circlejerk

Whachu up to nig?

I suppose that is in order

Im the OG Yuno

While committing heresy is definitely a sin, you'd be surprised how easily it is pardoned.

Very well, how many will you need?

>Fate girl
>calling others a slut

top kek

Yeah, but only for another week.

We just talk to each other about our daily lives, play vidya together, occasionally stream anime, etc.

A new claimer? Nice.

Dont forget about your boat

some people do but its no big deal
whatever hope they revolt one day
depends how much you charging for one nowadays

Well it would be confusing if I had said nothing

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It's usually all in February, and most likely when I will be inactive. Me and my team will go around and perform. Lots of places.

Talk

Very tired

What ya up to?

Kidding, everyone's waifu is best girl, but Yuuko is bestest girl. (・ω・)
There's an exception for him!

Stirb bitte, faggot

team? perform?

Good luck, getting through the exclusion zone

They're loyal, I'll eventually grow bored and provoke them to try

You're so cutte when you're angry

fuck yeah.
Smug Ninja wizard is an easy pick

It isn't mine. Hush.
For the 50th time, just because i think someone is cute doesn't mean i have any intention of claiming them.
I also think Syndra is pretty cute. Should i start being competition with you?

What a whore

Best chuunibyou claimed and not dead

The protagonist from your last animu will help you rescue her.
How fucked are you?

Come sit in bed with me then

Get away

I was wondering where has my little doll has gone

fuk u

Playing Wow. really tired for some reason..

Pure shitkicker waifus are boring as fuck.
Enjoy your coldsweating, nervous wreck, stuttering pisswaifu

Sleep generally helps with that.

Exactly. Be glad i don't just try to claim everything i like.