Jake is back Sup Forumstards

Jake is back Sup Forumstards.
Tonight i bring you none other than my co worker.
Like always, no boundaries, no limits
Op will deliver.

lets fuck

I'm about to commit suicide and I just wanted to say goodbye. You were always nice to me.

why havent we fucked yet?

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Is daddy in jail?

This

would you ever date me even though my penis is 5 shades darker than the rest of my body?

roll

Rolling

What it is nigger

Rolling

i smell a faggot

rolling for this

I'm in the tub. Just slashed my wrists. I have about 10 minutes before I expire. I love u.

This

WINRAR

I'm going to kill myself, the gun is loaded..
Then don't respond to anything.

What dat mouth do

Rollin'

>can I ask you something?
>durr. I'm in the tub commiting suicide

Winrar

So I haven't been entirely honest with you......


Then don't respond and see what happens.

Winrar

Remember President Obama?

op will surely deliver

is this jake....
jake from state farm?

Id like to fuck you at work while everyome watches

OP here. Um...I didn't actually mean anything that will get the police to come to my house.

your cousin works with me at allstate

any of these will do

i am the muffin man

Ayyy bitch send pic of dem titties

I've been real down lately, it's my small penis - I can't stand it anymore. I'm thinking of switching teams, I might feel better.

Sharon I've been thinking these past days and I just can't hide the fact that I have strong feelings for you anymore. I hope our relationship is not affected by this, I just needed to get that off my chest

hitler did nothing wrong

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My Dick

Winrar

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Worst thread ever.

Heh, so you thought you could challenge? Hmpf, clearly you didn't know I am a master swordsman! My blade has been folded 1000 times by the greatest smiths in Japan! *teleports behind you* you better watch your step kid. The east will show no mercy today... *unsheathes katana*

I hope OP actually slashes his fucking wristd tonight.

What the fuck is your problem?

Wasted dubs but rolling forThat's how to NOT waste a post newfag

Kek

Deliver mayne

Rolling for this

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This is like the 3rd WINRAR op cmon and deliver

>saving the fucking thumbnail
Nice one retard

Your it wrong

Jake how did it go with the whole cousin scenario? Tell us but also deliver you faggot

Winrar

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Sorry for delay fellas
Dubs

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Well you have plenty of inspiration in the form of dubs

Her aunt called me and i explained that my kik was hacked, no charges

Times wasting OP get delivering!

i'm serious sharon, please send help i dont want to die

kek

after 10 minutes send her a bloodied corpse in a tub, im sure you can google a nice spicy one

Duuuubbbsszz

Iasd rjk,um as.i

I love you for delivering that

I will have two threads due to horrible faggotry on my part tonight guys.

Had me worried there for a bit OP

fuck, winrar

Bump

He delivered! LOL

I just wanted you to know. Can you send me an image of you sweet sweet mammary pillows. It will be the last image these eyes will ever see.

Should I keep taking my dick out for Harambe or has the time past?

>can I ask question
>I'm kms lol
>sends picture of my own dying body

This is shit, if dubs OP kiks his cousin again and fucks with her some more lol

Bump,not the same user that already said bump

Yes Sharon I'm dying. I'm dying to see your nudes

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Hell yea rolling for this

rollin

We haven't fucked and it has gotten me depressed hence why I end it tonight

Most retarded winrar ever
Lets pick this up i will have two fucking threads

Rolling for this

Anons got a point, and the cousin thread WAS very funny so I gotta roll!:-D

kek this

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u lov me 2?

Hah hahaha Sharon I am jk did you like my prank:-D

Before you keep going clarify that you are not drunk

My tiny dick begs for them titties

Op here
I will kik my cousin again in a second thread just for this. I will never disappoint

shannon, can I see those titties. You will be the last thing I ever see. Squeeze them together for me.

I'm drunk on love. Come over.

Should I keep taking my dick out for Harambe or has the time past?

Gas the jews race war now

do you love me, sharon?

Are these valid dubs? I mean can he even do this?

s
soup?

rollllllll

reroll

hypocrite