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Eggman edition

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Is this buffoon still around?

włoski

videogames

*sips your drink*

Yes, he did a week of livestreams and the latest one he was cuddling with a trap from r9k

I had some spicy ramen last night now I'm shitting fire

>pic
cute.

you stop that
*consumes ur feces*

*farts on canada*

Iktf

*shoves a stick up ur but*

bored & waiting for a haircut
wut r u doing /cum/

>tfw we're now murrika

youtube.com/watch?v=5jmla28yw40&feature=youtu.be

Where do I apply for a Lake Champlain gf?

Damn that's sad as fuck, he just shoot the goofy looking chubby kid right in the head and the kids just run over his dead body after he shoots himself. They all look young as fuck too

Also according to my post number it must be a cutie pi.

I'm waiting for the gynecologist to finish so I can gtfo out of this waiting room

middle school.

That's an angsty time, guess that kid was having a super fucking hard time

O fuk
Did he find your car keys?

fucking edgy but i love it
youtube.com/watch?v=OoxGij9mAI4

Gay

*drools*

>modern Canadian high school classroom

Do they know the motive?

...

Well, everyone has guns there and mental health is considered fag stuff so no hard to see why.

probably bullying.

Teenage edgelord
t. Former teen edgelord

>comfy rain outside
>only 1 class left for the week
>pizza for breakfast

who /comfy/ here

Do fob chinese female students want to have sex with americans or are they asexual robot people?

Do I have a big nose, /cum/?

Obey

no entiendo
explain

he is calling you a jew

Ah, I see.
I have a big nose, but no; I am not a jew.
My nose is upturned, anyways. Jewish noses point down.

What

Pls respond

Sick aim tho

WHY DON'T YA LISTEN TO OL' BILLY REDFACE?

HOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YA
New podcast tomorrow!!!!

RIPip niggerman, you
're voice was too silky smooth for this cruel world

>eating breakfast this morning
>couple eggs over easy and some buttered toast
>pour a glass of milk
>it's sour
>look at the container
>it's been out of date for a week
JUST

huge, post your whole face

Some dude told me I have a nice butt today.

I feel violated

Should've sat on his face and farted desu

#Gf2017

BUT I'M A CREEP
AND I'M A WEIRDO

Pls

Reminder that Sup Forumstards are degenerates as well.
NIGGER LOL

had to shit at work lads, their toilet paper is terrible so I am going to have a poopy butt for the rest of the day.

that stinks, literally

Will adding cum to soil increase its CBR value?

That sucks. Wagie here, pooping on the clock is one of the best feels.

Just be yourself Pedro

Remember this?

nope

What the hell am I doing here

I haven't jerked off in over 8 hours

>
I'm not gay

What are you waiting for?

Can any of you leafs prove me with dank Canada memes that are at least in part accessible to normies?

>Teach more Nietzsche
I thought Sup Forums was full of romanticists, not pragmatists.

...

Guys are fob asians dtf

runts

>tfw qt viet girl likes me
She's so beautiful

This chinese fob keeps looking at me and idk what 2 make of it

>stormfags advocating nietzsche
lol
>"Don’t let in any more Jews! And lock the doors to the east in particular (even to Austria)!”--so commands the instinct of a people whose type is still weak and indeterminate enough to blur easily and be easily obliterated by a stronger race.

WAKA MAKA FON

youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

Reminder to get at least 20 minutes of study in each class today.
Taking a break in between is okay, but not too long or else you get sidetracked.

I love you

what's a "fob"?
It's been awhile since I've been on Sup Forums

>at least 20 minutes
One hour at least of effort into each class you mean

Fresh off the boat ie an international student
It's not a Sup Forums term kek

Beat this, /cum/

brrrrr

Cucked

Who wants to start a moshpit

If Obama resigns one day before his official date, does Biden become president?

this is such a queer song

>pre 1877 American history class
>we're learning about the selma civil rights marchers

For a day

Two more days until freedom and liberty return, my very good buds.

Of course, they aren't going to instruct you on the Irish slaves or all the white men who died to end slavery.

I agree with some of those things. I must only be cold front.

two more day until tumblr tards can finish writing their suicide notes so they kill themselves before trump is president

>pic
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA NOOOOOOO

...

i hope they actually do kill themselves

they wont, but it would be nice if a few dozen SJWs overdosed on tylenol

kek

Me in the middle

Fapped to the waifu again
Someone stop me

>being a manlet

cutepost

How to spot redditors:
>ellipsis
>exclamation marks
>using more than one question mark
>hitting enter after each sentence
>capitalizing the first letter after the > when non-quote greentexting
>using emoticons unironically
>having an image that has a filename that isn't the standard UNIX timestamp or custom filename when posting reaction images or old content (esp. if it has an imgur, twitter, KYM, or facebook filename)
>phoneposting (usually found through filenames such as imge.jpg or IMG_XXXX.jpg)
>using the common cliche-phrases-as-seen-on-r/Sup Forums when posting, such as '>be me'when greentexting, 'the absolute madman,' and 'my sides'
>simply replying to a post with a reaction image and no comment and/or replying to a post to only note how "hilarious" or notable it was (a form of upvoting)
>saying Sup Forums instead of Sup Forums
>addressing to Sup Forums as a whole, unified group when talking about posters
>replying to multiple people individually within the same post, using memes which are obviously normalfag (ex. kys) or have gone mainstream/killed by normalfags unironically
>posting images with watermarks of any kind
>frogposting
>goldfaceposting
>'YLYL'posting
>'[board] approved' threads
>'What does [board] think of this' threads
>twitter/social media screencap threads
>e-celeb/e-drama threads
>unironically replying to bait
>claiming to be an oldfag
>not lurking more to know basic board/site history
>using ED, Lurkmore or KYM as sources for knowing the history of Sup Forums
>not being able to access sadpanda
>getting autistically defensive when called out on newfaggotry
>'muh sekret klub' posting when called out on newfaggotry
>putting many quotation marks around a word (ex. """""""""meme""""""""")
>unironically typing in lowercase outside of Sup Forums
>complaining about anime
>thinks opinions belong to any one board
>"4channer"
>screencapping threads
>posting thread screepcaps
>thread screencaps have the epic reddit '[date]: the day [board] [X]'

>posts long posts noone will read about how to spot redditors

Biden LITERALLY said the new world democracy (NWO) is collapsing. Time to buy water filters and super male vitality, buds.

This is how you spot a Reddit poster pretending to not be one.

Kawaiiii

worth it

Hello, /cum/! How was your afternoon?