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My train carriage can't be this cute edition

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Honestly fuck off with this shit.

What is so fucked in your head that you think cartoons of little girls is "cute"? Fuck off

need a qt gf to cuddle

tfe ct scan for cancer tomorrow

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good luck lad, do your best x

I wish I had cancer.

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need a new gimmick lads

>/brit/ is redpill and game aware
>still a virgin with the 'cide as only hope for salvation and an interest in Cromwell and other grim topic: to try and justify why they are so lonely (it's because they are too smart to get a gf)
ah

>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never crack up at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never catch her smiling when she looks at you, because you can make her day better by just being with her
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>she will never text you funny things that happen to her, because you're her best friend and she finds you the easiest to talk to
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never hear that she loves you back

Do not engage with him

Agreed, Kirino a shit.

video of me posting on the ol' 'chon

ever get reminded of things you did a decade ago and start talking to yourself to calm yourself down

huh really makes ya think don't it?

Whenever I think of embarrassing things I did I usually imagine what it'd be like if I killed myself

Works a treat but not sure it's very healthy for the ol' mental state

best film

What about modern Britain do you hate the most?

why are the scots so bad at soccer

Threadly reminder that I have balls so big, you can see their shape through my trousers in photos

>soccer

FOY

>I usually imagine what it'd be like if I killed myself
haha, I do the same but only every day when I wake up

getting RSI or CTS but too scared to bring it up with HR lads

>works night out on Friday
>agreed to go as usual so coworkers don't think I'm a (complete) social pariah

Don't even remotely know or care about my coworkers. All I do on these nights out is sit in the corner and get progressively more smashed while checking the clock to make sure I can get the last train home.

Should I invite the so-called gf over tonight or not?

good lads

funny that at the end of the day we all have the same feels no matter where were from.

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cartoons: cute
little girls: cute
cartoons of little girl- [sound and video is cut, CNN anchor appears on screen] "ohhh noo, we lost the signal"

on pills for it now

micro-dose speed my lad

She's junkie, Edward.

start work at 6am tomorrow but i'm going to get pissed ahaha what am i like

The gf got my name tattooed on her upper arm without consulting me lads.

Bit weird tbqh.

nonce

Tiny population to sample players from. The entire population of Scotland is like half the population of London.

Also the league is a diddy league so there is no real competition. You have Celtic at the top thinking they're hot shit putting goals past Loch Shitterby-upon-Grimstown then they get beat 7-0 by Barcelona.

you poor bastard, they will be sitting around your knees in 20 years.

just got a double cheeseburger, chips and a bottle of pepsi from the chippy lads

Just tell them you've already got plans, pretty simple

alri

>chippy
Hot chip shop 2bh

idk i dont usually respond to role-playing posts. its a tired gimmick

agreed to do a weekend university recruitment event >for free

not sure if i want to spend my saturday surrounded by arrogant students desu

>replying to the raghead

Fucking neck yourself.

being bad at soccer should disqualify them from existing

already had most of this 2bh

>start work at 6am tomorrow
Are you a janitor?

ever downloaded grindr and saw someone you know on it?

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wow, america is such a vibrant, multicultural place
considering moving there at some point

Basic biology lesson for the deranged Cultural Marxists.

1, A man cannot give birth to a baby.

2, A man does not have female reproductive organs and never will.

3, A man born a man, will never be a woman.

4, Any deviation from the above is a psychological issue and should never be weaponised for ideological purposes. Not only is it psychological abuse of the individual, it is an intentional attempt to mislead the masses with ideologically motivated nonsense.

This kind of insanity is designed to redefine the natural designation of the male and female in the minds of the public. It isn't about equality or tolerance it is all about ideology. They even admit the fallacy of their own narrative by saying that she will have a child with her female reproductive organs before having them removed. As if having them removed somehow miraculously means she is no longer a woman.

You can dress a horse up as a camel, but it will never be one.

>sexualising little girls
Fuck off turbononce.

I've already agreed to go man. I feel obliged to go to these things so that I can cite my attendance as evidence that I'm not a weird sperg when it's time for my performance review.

suck me you little bitch, I dont have flags visible so I have no idea to whom I am replying, nationwise.

missed the celebrity big brother eviction

no i work at a delivery depot so the hours are always strange

Shan't

Do you have poo-coloured skin perchance?

Really interesting stuff didn't know this

have a strong desire to glug glug glug some alcohol down the gullet righ tnow lads

on the verge of doing the nightly trip to tescos for booze

maybe the NHS should be a national health service not a global health service

You're reading way too much into it. Just tell them something has come up and you can't go this time. Fucking hell, it's not worth getting so worried about.

Thailad is a well known lover of trannies

>tfw no qt white South African gf

just checked and its still a very light pinky colour, not sure why you need to know? do you have a thing for brown men?

Do abnormies think normies are just babbies about break-ups?

Me and the ex-gf dated for 3 years before we broke up when she moved across the country. She started dating a guy she met in her new city nearly 2 months later.

Break ups make you feel sick to your stomach for weeks. Girls definitely get over it faster than guys

GTFO Rasheed.

>not being nervously invited by cute female coworkers and giving them an evasive answer
Is what you're living even considered a life lol

You wonder if the GPs who are prescribing the hormones to these transgender people get off on knowing that the patients are clearly mentally I'll and helping them grow a pair of breasts 18 months down the line is only exacerbating their problems.

OR if the doctors know it's wrong but the cultural zeitgeist forces them to oblige because they know if they don't then they'll be stuck off and litigated against for discrimination and bigotry.

howling at the runts in rebbit discovering a meme from 2014 lads
you know a meme is behind dead when the prokaryotes there start spewing it

not a single photon of light emitted by my screen because of this post

I had one, she was properly mental and lived on a religious commune when she was younger.

Hear hear

>I dont have flags visible
His flag is not what identifies him.

*waves fucking machine detector over this post*

hmmm...doesn't seem to be detecting anything....

It was set up by people on Sup Forums

>watching hollyjew films

My mum keeps telling me I have an infection on my head and trying to get me to go to the hospital

Wish she would just fucking shut up Tbh, she's not a doctor

getting matched with a lot of blokes dressed as women

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Every girl at my work is about 3 stone overweight and in their late 20s or 30s.

Admittedly some of them are really nice and after a few pints I definitely would (if I wasn't a virgin autismo).

>Girls definitely get over it faster than guys
Because they're already planning their next dating partner/bf way before you even break up.

bender

thats not your mum telling you this mate

At least you're not THIS pathetic

/r/memeeconomy is just old memes from here slowly making their way over there where upon a mass circlejerk commences over le ebin new memes

Bit sick of it 2bh

me

just chucked an asda 4 cheeses pizza in the oven as mummy's working late tonight

no need to remind me, i'm a big boy cooking my own dinner :3

what's one of the commieslags name on twitter?
princesschelsea97?

trying to prove that being communist feminist doesn't mean that you're against the "objectification of women" :^)

no idea who either of these people are
could not care less

Virgins don't get to be picky

People who hate Britain

I know they are lad, not sure why I am being matched with them

>YOUR MUM DIED 5 YEARS AGO

who was telling you??????????????//////////////////

are they those £3.50 ones? look tempting, how are they?

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still not going

reading japanese comics lads

find a flaw

Shit. Like your life.