Rio 2016 Olympics - comfy thread #23

Swimming edition

This thread is for a slower-paced discussion about anything related to the olympics.

Poll: strawpoll.me/10818943

>Full schedule: rio2016.com/en/schedule-and-results

>How to watch?
Opera VPN or Hola Proxy to view CDC (Canadian) or BBC (British) for free.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=AULOC--qUOI
youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE
youtube.com/watch?v=vtnG6EHh1N4
youtube.com/watch?v=CJrVZCbKxsE
youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
europe.newsweek.com/saudi-judo-competitor-forfeits-match-avoid-israeli-next-round-reports-488342
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>de gay

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FIRST FOR TERRORIST ATTACK

>tfw watched 3 different US news broadcasts of the 9/11 attacks live recordings

I can't help but want more massive terrorist attacks now, for the pure shock and disbelief factor
help me

youtube.com/watch?v=AULOC--qUOI

100m freestyle
He came 6th in his heat out of 8

What are you watching Sup Forums

mens epee piste yellow and green

swimming

Sailing
A virgin boxing
Swimming
Tennis

>tfw i went to school with that kid who won his heat

How do people play rugby and not get concussions and die?

The ones who died don't play anymore.

canoeing soon

Rugby Argentina vs t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶f̶ USA

Do you have 5 eyes

Swimming is gay and people unrinate in simming pools

That British boxer who was just on was fucking shit. Far too conservative to be successful as an amateur, fuck knows how he made the team.

Think he was European champion or something as well
wasn't really listening 2bh

AMERICAFAGS BTFO

ARGENTINA IS WHITE!!!!!!!

>people always complaining about the music
What would YOU play then?

Strickly drone.

What a shameful display, US rugby team

It's justice tbqh, that yellow card and try were fucking bullshit

>american
>drone

Anyone spotted anyone in attendance at any of the events yet? It's been 4 days and counting so far.

Centuries by Fall Out Boy

Wake me up

Americans forgot their pads and helmet

youtube.com/watch?v=yhOKhJaM1QE

>that last kickoff

Americans in charge of using their feet. Fucking hell. Literally all he had to do was kick it deep

what's wrong monkey man?

Darude - Sandstorm

drones are evil

but that's what they're playing

What condition is my condition in, really ewe guise?

Looks like a pleasant landing to me-

t. retired air force pilot

The genre ya dummy! :D

youtube.com/watch?v=vtnG6EHh1N4

>most French and United Statian athletes are black
Really makes you think.

You don't?

where is the sailing thread

>his face
shize!!!

I'm trying to find the canoe one myself

Honestly have no idea what that sounds like

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France has blacks in all sports, even in judo, fencing and swimming

You can't make this shit up, France has only 5% blacks

no

Monaco getting comprehensively BTFO right now desu

youtube.com/watch?v=CJrVZCbKxsE

>Kikes are so alpha they blow mudslimes the fuck out without even touching them

It's painful to watch, man. I just want it to end

This is the answer to all questions regarding music.

It should be played at funerals, weddings, dates, restaurants, cinemas, museums, the Olympics - everywhere.

youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A

Link to news article?

europe.newsweek.com/saudi-judo-competitor-forfeits-match-avoid-israeli-next-round-reports-488342

VAPE MY WAVE BRO

I understand you wouldn't want to touch a filthy kike but wouldn't it be better to defeat him?

Sailing

Muslims are so cucked

He knows he'd lose.
Jews are the master race.
Especially against muslims.

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They from the isle of man?

>this guy on CBC ripping into Bouchard

Kek

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Ripping like Kyrgios?

Anyone else think the rio logo looks like something you'd stick on your john thomas?

Ripping like "this bitch is more interested in selflies and product placement than being an athlete"

pictures
please explain with some ind of drawing

evening lads

what are we watching?

Canoeing. Medal hope

swimmifng is pretty comfy rn

why do americans preach that getting to the Olympics is a "Feat itself" and "the journey itself is an accomplishment" when they act like children when they get a top 3 finish? I fucking hate the mens swimmers because of this.

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lewd

please design a better blueprint?

brilliant

Are there any Vietnamese competing atm?

I want to spam "FIGHT AND NGUYEN"

Thought canoe/kayak was on the second week? Still rowing on my feed atm

Who else here /licking ass/ in between /medal events/?

thats a big cock

really makes you think

What is everyone watching?

What is good, what is live?

4u

Your own or someone elses?

Nothing good on, just boring swimming and horse jumping.

How do I convince girls to like me?

be handsome and have lots of money

>tfw poor, unattractive, and boring

Are there only like two events live right now? Might just be my proxy shitting on me but I can't see anything live right now on BBC

>Be successful and good looking

Obviously I'm neither of those things.

>2016
>dating modern women

wew

>asking Sup Forums for life advice

ayy

only serious answer is to get away from Sup Forums and become a normie

Okay, how do I get a time machine to date pre-modern women?

date grannies

>1347
>dating late middle ages women

wew

just catching up on chink ball

glad Best Korea qt won again

reminder

so how long until she's stuffed in a crate and shipped to seoul

hit them

good stuff on, not boring swimming and horse jumping

She has nothing to worry about as long as she wins gold.