Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military. I could walk into your house, slap your ass...

Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.

Sitting on you would feel no different from the couch

Poor couch.

TFW my state has stand-your-ground law. Get rekt bitch

Finally the 3rd ammendment is relevant again

Fuck off POG

this thread
bumping for potential

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If that is really you then you should be ashamed of your weight and the condition of your uniform. If you stepped into my house you would be dead within 2 steps. Oh and tits with time stamp OR GET THE FUCK OUT faggot

I'd shoot u with me rifle take a pic post it then bury u out back try it, a good .308 to the header will cut down any bosshogs before its path son'of'gun

Ok Muhammad when you get clearance for socom lmk انا ارهب

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Thank you for your service, call the police while I keep you seated at gun point, watch them cuff you on my couch, as they lead you out, slap you on the ass.

While I'm here, just chilling in the barracks... Terminal leave begins in less than 4 months.

Gr8 b8

wtf how short are you

Forgot the ت my bad yk where it belongs mohammed

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the fuck are those?

Did you shop in the general's rank?

Yeah right. Army training is a joke. You do lots of kiddy exercises in exactly the right way to imbalance the fuck out of your body and cause repetitive stress injuries. Most of you never even see the inside of a weight room. Being able to jog yourself flat footed ain't worth shit. You're essentially cannon fodder.

>implying he even went to military
There is training required to actually join. you'd have to be thinner to join

Hat indoors and regulation breaking facial hair, fake ass fucker

I have. I'd kick your ass if you slapped my ass

And apparently the youngest general in army history

Lel, didn't notice the rank!

Exactly. That dude is so out of regulation that I assume this is a dude who went out to an army surplus store, made it look 'kinda' legit to seem cool. Now op is using it to get some shit bait responses. But I replied so it must have worked.

Fix your fucking collar, shitbag.

Seriously? Who is that? A 350lbs 22yo Brigader General who doesn't know how to blouse his pant legs? I think the term yer looking for here is "POSER"