Alright Sup Forums! My last thread did pretty good so I'm doing it again!
I did this a month ago, so a lot of you might or might not remember me.
I'm Smug-chan! I'll give you shitty to good advice, depending on the situation. Get it off of your chest user.
Should I kill myself?
i know this fag named kahn, and i really want to rape him. what should i do?
I'll give you advice using Smug Anime Faces too! I forgot to mention.
DO IT, I'm sure he'll love it.
No, suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Just started college, should I speed through the class or be a fag and do it all the a few days its due?
i got convinced to suck a guy in a movie theater and ended up loving it, but he moved away the next weekend, i would love sucking another guy but i dont know how to make it happen
Should I jerk off?
Speeding through class will get you no where. Just deal with it, once you figure all the stuff out you need to know it won't be so hard.
Go on Tinder!!!!
Do it.
and i just write i want to suck cock? i feel like that wont work or ill get the wrong kind of guys
reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1fn08g/why_you_almost_always_feel_bad_after_fapping/
It should work user.
Though I always don't support Reddit, that does help.
Oh shit
>also dubs
I'm burdening myself with obligations, and I can't find time to relax. I'm working on school to be a Medical Assistant, 40 hours a week in class, and working on a tech start-up- not to mention the ttrpg games I'm in. I love all of it, and if I drop either of the big ones, it'll really fuck me. My health is suffering and it's really hard. On top of all this, my mom is in and out of the hospital constantly and I'm afraid she's not long for this world. Maybe you could offer a help.
"Oh...fuck, Spoon," I say. He leans forwards and kisses me.
"Kahn, I'm gonna..." Too late. I feel the warm liquid inside me as he pulls himself out. I feel myself release and Spoon pulls his hand away. He licks some of my cum off his hands before pulling me into another kiss. I felt so good but so tired. I'll have to get Spoon back for this, because in the morning, I won't be able to walk.
CHECKED
if you have opportunities to take time off or something then do it. I really see no way out of this. Your mom is all that really matters in this time of need. You have to do something. Pushing yourself to doing this will make you sick and really stressed. Take any opportunity you can user.
*monitoring*
Don't mind me
Thanks. I mostly just needed to vent. Have a smug IF in return. Smug maguka to follow.
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Thank you user!
Go away, FBI.
Ahh, the fresh Kyubey dumpling-chan! It is the smiling mouth!
>The schwanz is thrust into the Kyubey dumpling-chan's mouth and thrust frocefully
Ohhhh Kyubey dumpling-chan! The smile mouth sooo good! Hnnnnngh! Aahhhhh! Hooooaaarrgghhh!
>The powreful ograsm is had
>Kyubey dumpling-chan explodes from the rich seamin and regal glory
>Another Kyubey dumpling-chan comes to devour the remains
>The entire race is pragnated
>I defecate regally
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
If I was monitoring this thread as a part of the FBI, I would not announce myself, I'm just checking this thread out, thats all
So good!
I don't trust you...
Okay
Let's say I am part of the FBI
Why would I want to inspect this thread when there are other threads that would be more likely to have the FBI's attention?
Maybe the FBI is kinky...
If I like Lolicon will you arrest me?
It seems the the thread is dying anyway
No more need for me to monitor anyway
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I have no idea how the FBI deals with that stuff
But like it if you want, it's your choice
Smug-chan, when should I go to sleep? I've fucked up my sleep cycles and need to get back into the swing of things, sometimes I lay awake for hours at night, how do I get to sleep faster?
This is just a suggestion, doesn't matter if you do it or not
If you want to give out advice, you could go to one of Reimu's threads, they get a lot of anons seeking advice, I am the one they call Sweet Roll
Should I really start studying for my ECT?
I've took LSD and LSA sometimes and those thinks almost killed me should I never come near those again?
How to cure the gay?
Yesterday I've started no "inject marijuanas" challenge, should I keep it on?
I guess I'm bipolar, so when I'm on the "dark side" I've wished everyones death, I had a dream I was on the Brotherhood of Steel Zeplin leaving our planet and droping a half earth's size nuke with a mad/angry vault boy face, so this is just stupid and I just need to be okay right?