Cat scratch fever

cat scratch fever

I'm quite they found out pickled pigs feet was edible all on their own

Doms name is now Zuck the Cuck.

how would you like to be named then ?

because they werent smart enough to eat the good parts of the pig

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I've never eaten the dish. It sounds bad

it looks bad and sounds bad.

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diego, i think.

>No one will ever suck your dick.

Oh interesting ! I like that.

Try it and report back to me

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because you suck and you're a dick

n-no!!

Thats a panda

Yes

Whatever, fuck you.

i will eat a capybara

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You better pickle it's feet then eat that first

noooooooooooooooo

Never

Do it

i will eat you

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I will chop off your feet and feed them to black people after pickling them

put your dick in my dick and lets hold hands

fine i dont need them i will get prosthetic feet that allow me to run and jump higher. i win
me 1
blacks 0

You will never run faster or jump higher than a black man

with my new legs i can and will. i will power kick them all back to africa

No one said anything about legs. Just feet. And they'll pickle those feet too

my power feet then. you cant pickle metal feet, they will try because they dont know any better

You underestimate the power of their stomach acid

nu uh

They'll eat those feet with a nice side of corn bread

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i like corn bread
they arent worthy of my corn bread

They've already laid claim to it

lies. lying is what makes babby white jebus cry

I don't believe in your white jesus

habeeb it

Korean jesus will slap your shit

hory sheet
well my white jesus attack quadruples when his HP reaches critical

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White jesus has low base attack values. Multiplying it by 4 is still not enough to handle Korean jesus' superior bulk and damage output

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but i can use steroid energy card making him able to withstand any attack for one turn and stacking that 4x attack for the next move

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Face it. Korean Jesus not only has the powers of standard Jesus, but has great physical offensive and defensive capabilities AND magical Asian powers AND is a god-tier mathematician and scientist.

All of these powers at the cost of low alcohol tolerance and the inability to pronounce "L"

White jesus doesn't stand a chance

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its a good thing white jesus has a stutter of the letter L!!!!!! ha! the pure embarrassment and degrading feeling alone will drop his defenses and attack by 10x
white jesus can also throw a bottle of Jack at yours causing him to become instantly inebriated and dropping his accuracy by over 70%!

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Korean Jesus speaks Korean. Stuttering L has no effect because Korean doesn't have an L sound.

Korean Jesus would just catch the bottle and throw it back harder, decapitating white jesus from the sheer force of how hard he'll throw it

what beer were or are you still drinking, nibi?

Blue moon

yeah well at least mine isnt a rice nigger

nice. any specific like blend?

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The Perma-virgin blend.

At least my Jesus can ace a Calculus test without cheating off the Chinese kid's test

fancy~

well mine has bald eagle shaped nukes

White jesus doesn't have that. White jesus isn't American. That's Mormon Jesus. And Korean wasn't nuked

Its an acquired taste.

white jesus is america. youre just mad because yours has squinty eyes

White jesus is a eurocuck not an American

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how would you know. you cant see with those rice shaped eyes. ching chang chonnggggggggg

Because Asians know things

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Is this the real thread

they know rice and overpopulation

its always the real thread

That's the chinese. Koreans are declining

because they cant see anything. your jesus is blind. mine has normal eyes. +20000 damage

I'm not blind, I shoot higher end sharpshooter on rifle qualification. Therefore Korean jesus can see perfectly

post dilfs (dilves?)

he can only see rice

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don't tell me what to do

Rice is very powerful

reinhardt is a beautiful dilf

but as a lion tho

burgers are more powerful. burger made out of eagles.

I like to think they have a freaky goatlionsnake abomination penis

"hold on, lemme tell u why ur full of shit"

Dilfhardt is best dilf
>burger made out of eagles
This is heresy.

would sleep on

heh
heh heh

this is america

Mah man.

there's a bunch of alts but fuck having to resize all of them

AMERICANS DO NOT EAT EAGLES

New pokey-man is great husband material, too.

yes we do. only true patriots do

Best husband on overwatch. By fucking far

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