cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
I'm quite they found out pickled pigs feet was edible all on their own
Doms name is now Zuck the Cuck.
how would you like to be named then ?
because they werent smart enough to eat the good parts of the pig
...
...
...
I've never eaten the dish. It sounds bad
it looks bad and sounds bad.
...
diego, i think.
>No one will ever suck your dick.
Oh interesting ! I like that.
Try it and report back to me
...
because you suck and you're a dick
n-no!!
Thats a panda
Yes
Whatever, fuck you.
i will eat a capybara
...
You better pickle it's feet then eat that first
noooooooooooooooo
Never
Do it
i will eat you
...
I will chop off your feet and feed them to black people after pickling them
put your dick in my dick and lets hold hands
fine i dont need them i will get prosthetic feet that allow me to run and jump higher. i win
me 1
blacks 0
You will never run faster or jump higher than a black man
with my new legs i can and will. i will power kick them all back to africa
No one said anything about legs. Just feet. And they'll pickle those feet too
my power feet then. you cant pickle metal feet, they will try because they dont know any better
You underestimate the power of their stomach acid
nu uh
They'll eat those feet with a nice side of corn bread
...
i like corn bread
they arent worthy of my corn bread
They've already laid claim to it
lies. lying is what makes babby white jebus cry
I don't believe in your white jesus
habeeb it
Korean jesus will slap your shit
hory sheet
well my white jesus attack quadruples when his HP reaches critical
...
White jesus has low base attack values. Multiplying it by 4 is still not enough to handle Korean jesus' superior bulk and damage output
...
but i can use steroid energy card making him able to withstand any attack for one turn and stacking that 4x attack for the next move
...
Face it. Korean Jesus not only has the powers of standard Jesus, but has great physical offensive and defensive capabilities AND magical Asian powers AND is a god-tier mathematician and scientist.
All of these powers at the cost of low alcohol tolerance and the inability to pronounce "L"
White jesus doesn't stand a chance
...
...
...
its a good thing white jesus has a stutter of the letter L!!!!!! ha! the pure embarrassment and degrading feeling alone will drop his defenses and attack by 10x
white jesus can also throw a bottle of Jack at yours causing him to become instantly inebriated and dropping his accuracy by over 70%!
...
...
Korean Jesus speaks Korean. Stuttering L has no effect because Korean doesn't have an L sound.
Korean Jesus would just catch the bottle and throw it back harder, decapitating white jesus from the sheer force of how hard he'll throw it
what beer were or are you still drinking, nibi?
Blue moon
yeah well at least mine isnt a rice nigger
nice. any specific like blend?
...
The Perma-virgin blend.
At least my Jesus can ace a Calculus test without cheating off the Chinese kid's test
fancy~
well mine has bald eagle shaped nukes
White jesus doesn't have that. White jesus isn't American. That's Mormon Jesus. And Korean wasn't nuked
Its an acquired taste.
white jesus is america. youre just mad because yours has squinty eyes
White jesus is a eurocuck not an American
...
how would you know. you cant see with those rice shaped eyes. ching chang chonnggggggggg
Because Asians know things
...
Is this the real thread
they know rice and overpopulation
its always the real thread
That's the chinese. Koreans are declining
because they cant see anything. your jesus is blind. mine has normal eyes. +20000 damage
I'm not blind, I shoot higher end sharpshooter on rifle qualification. Therefore Korean jesus can see perfectly
post dilfs (dilves?)
he can only see rice
...
don't tell me what to do
Rice is very powerful
reinhardt is a beautiful dilf
but as a lion tho
burgers are more powerful. burger made out of eagles.
I like to think they have a freaky goatlionsnake abomination penis
"hold on, lemme tell u why ur full of shit"
Dilfhardt is best dilf
>burger made out of eagles
This is heresy.
would sleep on
heh
heh heh
this is america
Mah man.
there's a bunch of alts but fuck having to resize all of them
AMERICANS DO NOT EAT EAGLES
New pokey-man is great husband material, too.
yes we do. only true patriots do
Best husband on overwatch. By fucking far
...