/heem/: teruto ishihara edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Bendo says Dern will be bigger than Honda
mmafighting.com/2016/8/8/12405356/benson-henderson-mackenzie-dern-will-be-bigger-than-ronda-rousey

>Mirsad Bektic cleared to train, trying to recover from injuries
mmajunkie.com/2016/08/ufc-featherweight-mirsad-bektic-on-battle-to-recover-from-acl-injury

>Weidman thinks Hendo won't retire if he wins at UFC 204
mmafighting.com/2016/8/8/12404786/chris-weidman-doubtful-dan-henderson-retires-if-he-wins-middleweight

>Jim Miller on Mickey Gall
mmafighting.com/2016/8/8/12113186/jim-miller-i-don-t-think-cm-punk-stands-a-chance-against-mickey-gall

Other urls found in this thread:

allfreefightvideos.com/2016/06/steve-bosse-vs-sean-oconnell-fight.html
youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_UFC_fighters
youtube.com/watch?v=CroioBnwPT4
youtu.be/dGxpqZfIOys
youtu.be/-xQdyafclDA
mobile.twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/438796000845504512
youtu.be/tlI7avrI1Ok
unitedworldwrestling.org/
flowrestling.org/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Dan Henderson will H-bomb Bisping, Jacare, Weidman and Rockhold, in that order.

Kennedy

Try the standard torrent sites
If you can't find them there, maybe they're on some private sports tracker or something

Future champ

>Try the standard torrent sites
Already did
>private sports tracker
I'm on a private tracker that has a lot of the events. Just not judo or wrestling for some reason. I found boxing on worldboxingvideoarchive in a second flat.

Will he ever fight in the UFC again? He seems too busy operating right now.

Reminder Aldo will be the Shevchenko to Conor's Holm as long as he doesn't get mad and stays a counterstriker

Aldo hits the forehead. Conor hits the chin.

Did the Williams Sister's get USADA'd or whatever the Olympic equivalent is?

Has the wrestling even started yet?

Frankie is 2manlet m8

this is the mac life yeh

Who is Holloway fighting next?

Either Edgar or the winner of Goob-Aldo 2

Machida, GSP and Wonderboy all have excellent timing and distance control

What is it about karate that gives them this ability more than any other martial art?

>this girl could literally kill you

Gotta be Edgar.

Goob-Aldo 2 is a way off yet, especially if Nate wins again

Hepatitis is treatable

Probably just age. Time is the ultimate USADA.

Shit, you're right. Doesn't start until the 14th.

Heem,. whats the popular stream software that uses vlc as a base?

this guy is such a dumbass

- a Goof

Is she autistic?

acestream lad

thanks, the name slipped my mind.

she's just a kook

For sure my man

negro please

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Is Invicta the spiciest org?

Who /couldntpunchtheirwayoutofapaperbag/ here?

Fellow punchlets need to stick together brehs.

Was Carlos Newton natty? Bear in mind he did no weight lifting, just callisthenics

Only white people and Hues need PEDs to achieve that kind of physique.

Get Tyrone's dick out of your mouth cuckboi

>USADA will heem Rumble
Nobody here thinks grandpa Glover wasn't taking test, right?

Post the last HEEM you saved

Don't ignore this post

non mma heem, but fuck it

BEWM

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BLEACHED

Michael Bisping will stay champ until 2020. Repeating digits will confirm.

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if by last HEEM you mean last brutal heem, then this

What made him just flop over? Looked like he was looking to cagehug and then he just went down without getting tagged

Not sure
It could have been a work, but what I think happened was that he just gassed himself out and fell to the ground
It was a heem in the same sense that Kimbo heemed Dada 5000 desu

Guys

guys

I was a pro wrestling fan for all my life over 25 years watching.

Last month I've been watching MMA, Judo, and Jiu Jitsu non-stop and now everything in wrestling seems super fake and gay.

I can't enjoy watching the thing I've spent countless hours with. That I know almost every bit of trivia and statistics there is to know about.

What have I done?!

LOOK AT THIS STUPID FAGGOT

THIS WAS MY "HOBBY"

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You became a man. Enjoy.

This isn't the pro wrestling thread senpai
Anyway if you really were that big of a fan, just go back and watch some matches you enjoyed or some promos and after a bit the goofy feeling will probably wear off

stop shitposting

You have seen the light and now the healing can begin

allfreefightvideos.com/2016/06/steve-bosse-vs-sean-oconnell-fight.html

Here, a spicy banger for you to wash the pain away with

Welcome to your new life.

Time to start arguing with the know-nothing fucks on HEEM all day.

The only adults who enjoy pro wrestling now that MMA exists are people who grew up watching it and manchildren
Move on

Damn, he got CRACKED

He didn't even look gassed, he just fell dropdead. Must have been a work

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LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU

>the way he just eats that fist without giving a fuck
Such an impressive manlet

>black guest

over/under on rogan saying nigger?

How can lanklets even compete?

i...i might have already been doing it for a while, user

You shouldn't do that while you shove mandrama dick down your throat. It's bad form.

I've been watching MMA on and off since the first UFC (really!) but it's just in the last month and a half I've gotten into it much more than I used to.

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that's okay, i love kookies

I can't wait until JJ murders the inferior fightfu

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>Soccer kicks? Goodness me, no. They are far too brutal to be included the MMA rules of today. I simply will not allow my wife's son to watch fights that include them. *vapes*

Sevens is for faggots anyway.

Some spicy bangers to get you started, lad. Don't eat them all at once.

thoughts?

Sarina is hotter honestly

When has he said it?

He somehow manages to crowbar it in every time there is a black guest on.

Is that Fallon Fox?

Also, enjoy your ban...

gross tits

prefer the qt little hormone titties traps get when they are natty

>white

Sorry senpai Jane Marie is God tier

Imagine instead of punching Bisping's head into the canvas, Hendo's finishing move was a literal goal kick type of soccer kick.
Imagine a fighter with a mixture of Paulharris' brutish stupidity, Hendo's penchant for unnecessary punches, and Barboza's kicking strength
stomps aren't the problem, the possibility for those "extra" 1 or 2 shots after a KO being kicks instead of punches is the problem

Name 100 men that could defeat Brendan Schaub in 1 on 1 unarmed combat.

I'll wait.

>ban
lmao

Ray Lewis.

every Defensive captain in the NFL ever

Impossible. There can't be 101 gods on Earth.

Are u the shuab cocksucker that post shuab is god at the start of every thread? Shuab doesnt fight anymore kiddo. He was never good at it. Its time to let go of this gay fantasy.. my god

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_UFC_fighters

>Mcgregor bought DurianRiders E-book and is cycling now

What did he mean by it?

youtube.com/watch?v=CroioBnwPT4

I just found /heem/ today. That wa my first post about Schaub ever here. Do other people post him? He never gets the respect he deserves in most online communities, glad to hear it's different here.

youtu.be/dGxpqZfIOys

you have the wrong idea, we all hate schaub with a burning passion here, it's almost like an anti schaub death cult

Guess I'll have to turn things around.

Listen to just the first 90 minutes of this and tell me you don't love him.

youtu.be/-xQdyafclDA
youtu.be/-xQdyafclDA

mobile.twitter.com/NateDiaz209/status/438796000845504512

Wut

fuck off with that shit goof

>watching judo
>usa x RĂºssia
>Murrican faceplanted
>russian has side control
>can't mount or set his hooks in

This semen slurping sport is not for me lads
When does rasslin starts? On the 12th?

Anybody else take notes when breaking down a fight?

>pic related
My notes for Mcgregor vs Diaz II

Diaz will win in the third btw.

Our favorite analyst, Jack Slack, has his second episode of his podcast out.

youtu.be/tlI7avrI1Ok

If you're posting these pictures for the reason I think you are, you're fucking pathetic

yeah wrestling isn't until later, but there have been plenty of spicy qualifiers and the team world cup
you can find every on youtube under United World Wrestling or flowrestling:
unitedworldwrestling.org/
flowrestling.org/

What a class act GSP is.