Has there ever been a more forced drama episode?

Has there ever been a more forced drama episode?
>boohoo I can't have the children I never wanted anyway

Why was robin in the avengers?

This really felt like a "jumped the shark" kind of episode. It was really fucking bleak.

Why wasn't Marshall in the Avengers?

I'm pretty sure he was thor

I think the real question is "what was Maria's mission with Ted"

All women want kids, some just lie about it

Ted was actually uncle ben

So Maria Hill killed Uncle Ted to get Spiderman onto Iron Man's side in Civil War?

DEEPEST LORE

He never reached Robin's apartment at the end of HIMYM, he got mugged and shot.

So the ending was all in Maria's head?

it really is deepest lore

2 main male characters absolute betas.
cast openly gay actor as straight alpha.

what did they mean by this Sup Forums?

Why was Older Ted voiced by Bob Saget while in the actual final episode where he's telling the story he sounds just like regular Ted?

>Ted
>beta
In his mind, he got laid all the time

Literally stealth chad

Every woman wants children sweetie

Straight people can't be flamboyant without coming across as gay.

To play a dramatic but still alpha chad, you need a gay guy

Kill yourselves reddit peaces of shit

>suit up!
>blue french horn
>???
>zimbabwe

You're an idiot

Mel Gibson - acts flamboyant, looks gay.

It's the same for Sean Bean and every other straight actor

mate pls, no

why

Hey now, don't be rude.

mods please, this should be a safe space

Sorry :(

Because the comcept is too advanced for people to understand so they can only make sense of it if the narrator has a different voice while narrating.