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> AMERIDOOPS BTFO

cnn.com/2016/08/07/us/kansas-schlitterbahn-water-park-child-death/

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waterslide for olympic sport when?

CHI

>17 story water slide
where the fuck have they been hiding this?

CA

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kek
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>17-story waterslide
>kansas

why are the flyover states so fucking dumb baka

It's pretty gruesome. You guys seen photos of the slide after the incident? The water at the bottom is dark red.

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when BRs make something like this something bad will happen

It's the parents who I feel sorry for. They are the ones who have to go on living in America.

That's what happens when you don't keep your body in the slide at all times

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Oh shit nigga

>letting a skinny ten-year-old on a massive slide
Fucking stupid idea, even if the total weight of the people on the boat is within range

>go outside
>get shot by niggers
wow great """"""city"""""" you got there fags

post now

I'm sure there's an oppressed misunderstood dindu in their future

This is why I'll never go to a water park, I heard stories of people putting razor blades in the slides

>go outside

who the fuck does that anyway, it's hot today

Yeah, maybe those prayers to your invisible sky daddy will bring him back.

> be american
> get decapitated on a slide

truly becoming more Mexico by the year

this is WAY too easy

>Republican politician's son

REPUBLICANS BTFO.

>Stay inside
>your wife is being raped by the 5 refugees you house

wow great """""european"""" """"""""nation"""""""" you got there Hans

>ywn get to spend all day at the Atlantis water park in the Bahamas

Why would you even go on living senpai?

>not praising Allah (PBUH) everyday

>all these muslims arguing with eachother
its like im really on int

reminder that Texas had a state sanctioned "day of prayer" to help end the drought a few years ago. The south and midwest are fucking retarded.

>mad
>at da burrs

Damn, Europe is venting their Olympics anger is some unhealthy ways

Is Action Park still open?

reported

enjoy the ban, memelord

But we had record numbers of rain over large parts of texas so looks like we win fucker ;^)

>Stay inside
>""""banter"""" some random person online
>get arrested for insulting a muslim
>get raped by pakis
wow great """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""independent"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" insland caliphate you got there

Literally seething and poorious

What sport is this?

Sup Forumsraid

fundeath

how do you get decapitated by an open water slide?

was he such a pencil neck that the sheer velocity tore his head off?

when i read about this i expected that some journalist translated the water park's and the slide's name weird but now i see that they were actually called Verrückt and Schlitterbahn
wtf?

Rare flag spotted.

don't lump the midwest in with those retarded southerners.

Deadfaggots

Kind of like ASSfaggots

he got launched in the air and got his head stuck in the safety net i believe.

dang

>rare

How new are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=iTxw1PlNCxw

The poor boy was likely decapitated and grated by the guardcage. Fucking brutal.

Soon™

Turns out they were right about the slippery slope

Is there any video? Need to fap xDDD

I'm sure there is security footage and it's very unlikely to ever be seen outside of a closed courtroom.

My guess is he was wearing a necklace that got caught in the guard rail.

THE RIDE NEVER E...
Oh damn that ended quickly.

There was probably a bad apple sitting behind him on the ride

Meanwhile, you try to let millions of people who wish to kill you if you don't subjegate yourself to sharia law

How awful people have a day of prayer though

Go to an Islamic country and rip on Muslims I dare you

im sure a few people had cellphones out recording, the video will surface soon

That's a really boring ride

>safety netting has holes big enough for someones head
nice

Why do people talk about Chicago like its some horror war zone? Literally if you stay out of Englewood you will find no trouble

>mfw when shitcago tries to lie

Where in my post did it indicate that I give a fuck about muslims?

>son of a politician

this will end well for the park

>tfw you'll never work security there and steal godtier snuff footage

Idiot probably had jewelry that was caught somewhere. Fucking Republicans

>hey billy
>yeah bob
>how about we make a water slide that's 400 feet tall
>good idea bob

i think the police have already ruled out criminal charges. It's goign to civil trial.

Are the upper left and bottom parts both ghetto?

crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides

Even against the dipshit parents?

>needing a summer version to bobsledding and luge

The problem really comes from low income housing being interjected in previously well off neighborhoods.

There are also so many gangs, local and national that are constantly fighting for territory and branching out. A "good" area in chicago is never more than a block or two away from a "bad" area.

>naming your son Caleb
You have 10 seconds to name a gayer sounding name

Kill yourself liberal

street luge was the best thing ever at the x games, it needs to make a comeback

this

section 8 housing ruins neighborhoods. My old apt building was covnerted to section 8 and within 2 years the single family residences within a block were almost entirely sold off.

They did cut me a nice check for temrinating my lease early though

Tucker

South Side is all gang violence and blacks on blacks. In the "upper left" is where you usually see Dateline type of crimes (family on family) or the projects acting up again.

but Caleb got mad haunted pussy in the witch movie

>tallest slide in the world

yeah what a bunch of dumb farmers

fake and gay

Why are Republican'ts so prone to losing their heads?

>Schlitterbahn water park
>the ride is called Verruckt

wonder how germans feel about our heritage

as if that's all that could happen

more than likely he will lobby hard for them to lose their business license or just change some laws regarding them

verrückt

didn't get decapitated. they still don't know how he died. this is summerfag/non-Sup Forums cancer

MODS

Stay manlet you numale faggot

Because you commies love pointing out the flaws of the west or Christians while ignoring the degeneracy of leftist or the outright medieval Islamic/third world

So Christians prayed for rain, big fucking deal

Meanwhile the gays spread AIDS across the world, the third worlders use up government resources and breed like rabbits. The Muslims plan on expanding sharia law to the west (that's when they are not busy killing people en masse)

I hate to break it to you but Christian founded societies are the safest place for atheists

You would get sentenced to death in most Islamic countries

Meanwhile, you pray to politicians to "stop climate change"

or they send an army of state "safety inspectors" (probably for the first time) and they find a load of "safety violations"

either way i foresee something like that

something is wrong with your head

hehe I've heard of this idea before

the series of loops keep the blood down out of your head and you die

This board is shit

is this int?

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it's the Sup Forumsympics lads

seeing as the entire site is Sup Forums anyway and they've congregated here now for normie sporting events

ha, showed the news story to me m8s. had a good laff.

Tucker is so much more hetero than Caleb

I would not get on this thing in a million fucking years but I have a fear of heights.