What is the most effective suicide method?

What is the most effective suicide method?

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be black around cops

kill yourself

when at school, stand up and shout the truth: «I HAVE A FLACCID 2" PENIS !!»

a millisecond later, an humongous general laughter burst into your ears.

you'll be dead soon after.

Drowning in pussy

helium exit bag

Jump off wharf, swim as deep as you can, then take a deep breath of water. This is also good because only genuinely suicidal people would be brave enough

That's lazy

Try to achieve nothing in your life because you're afraid to fail. When you achieve that attempt to alienate yourself from everyone you know and love. Once broken, isolated, and vulnerable try to resist the urge to kill yourself.

that's my life, no kiddin

Living to death

Sharpie in pooper

usually your threads

Me too fam

atomic bomb.

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LOST

there was a guy who resist 2, so It isn't

sucking my dick

a life. 100% death rate

rolling for this

hang out at a mosque

kek

Shotgun to head is most effective, but not the least "painless" that I've seen on a chart
Below it was cyanide of something like that.
Or you just drink yourself to death like shoenice tries to do

marriage.

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Do it OP

That pic is the best suicide prevention

As sad as suicide is, I do have a whole lot of respect for those that just walk out into the water from the beach and never come back.

Neck on railway line

bleach

The most painful way to die is to choose to live.

Suffocation via dat ass on face

Meto man I just want her back i would watch every stupid cringe worthy movie that she liked everyday with her.
My entire life walked out on me. When we 1st got together it was because we were both happy with who we were. And didn't need someone else, but wanted to share our life together. Now I'm just hollow.
Id go through that custody battle again
I'd fight that demon again.
I wouldn't care how poor we were.
I wouldn't get mad at you because you were clumsy and made mistakes.
All the world ever wanted to do was rip us apart and it did.

the pain you feel from suicide is what you feel for eternity in the afterlife

Waiting until you die naturally in your sleep .. You're already dead anyway

Have sex with a mexican prostitute unprotected and don't pay.

By getting dubs

Shotgun shell to the temple

What if you dont feel anything tho

Shotgun to the head, you just need the mental fortitude to pull the trigger.
Decapitation by train, but you'll have lots of time to pull back out of fear and end up with mangled arms/legs

saved
moar?

why are you still alive then?
never seen a cop?

Just keep waking up every morning and progressing your life in a timely manner. Go to sleep and night.
>rinse and repeat.
Should take you 80years or so tops, but the upside is that it's 1000% effective.

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Needle in vein and inject air you'll die in a second with little to none pain

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What about the guilt that the train driver will feel going forwards.

time

Feet first into the gear system of a large sea going vessel. Millions of dollars worth of damage and completely scarring whoever finds you

What about the guilt that your parents will feel going forwards?
If you actually kill yourself instead of just playing with the idea you are probably far enough gone to not care much.

He quit drinking.

Living

just get the pressure washer out and turn you into brawn.

This

Self-immolation