ITT: Sequels that exist
ITT: Sequels that exist
Benjamin Butler
Daniel Anderson
The mummy 3.
>bar none the worst film I have ever seen, it literally made me physically ill and I was forced to turn it off after the yeti-save-the-day scene
Alexander Reyes
>3
I didn't even know there was Jarhead 2
I bet it's just a shitty action movie, and has nothing to do with the first one
Kayden Turner
>Dennis Haysbert
Man his career is dead as fuck after those Allstate commercials isn't it?
Michael Ward
>watch Mummy 3 as a teenage pleb
>think it's complete shit and a disgrace to the franchise
>end up watching it on TV one day recently as a 24 year old
>it's actually kino
>more fun than any blockbuster in years
I have a feeling the 14 year old marvel drones who shit on BvS will have a similar realization years down the line.
Owen Long
Guy you quoted here, I saw it 2 years ago at the age of 25. I guess I was just not meant to enjoy it.
Juan Flores
crank 2
William Wright
You see this fucking shit right here? This shit pisses me off so goddamn much.
Surf's Up is literally the most underrated animated film of all fucking time. Excellent animation, good story, great soundtrack, absolutely hilarious without being cheesy or trying too hard or pandering to children, and not to mention an excellent cast. Shia was the main penguin, John Hedder was the hippie chicken, and fucking Jeff Goddamn Bridges was the wise mentor character.
This is what they followed it up with? Some straight to DVD WWE tie in shit? FUCK YOU SONY. FUCK. YOU.
Eli Price
Crank 2 is absolutely glorious you bull dyke.
Jack Gutierrez
It's shit Chinkpandering
Grayson Ross
No movie made in the last 10 years embodies the core tenants of "Kino" anywhere near as well as Crank 2
Lincoln Jones
>Surf's Up is literally the most underrated animated film of all fucking time
Dude surf up was shit. I take it you don't watch much animated films. You probably haven't even seen Persopolis lel.
Blake Morgan
No one gives a shit about Persepolis.
I sincerely hope all of the capeshit/Star Wars/GoT threads force every last one of you pretentious fucks out of Sup Forums.
David Phillips
>Persopolis
Sand people are my ideological enemies, cuck.
Ian Roberts
this was story boarded, meetings were held OK'ing it's script, funding had to be sourced and approved, hundreds of people were involved in its production.. this was green light
Kevin Campbell
The Undertakers coffin surfboard is nowhere near ergonomic.
Grayson Morales
b-list sequels to a-list movies just sully the original
ex Starship Troopers or terminator 3 on
Jonathan Sanders
T3 is secret kino.
Ryder Edwards
what's hilarious about this is how ambitious it is. instead of just a simple road movie they try to have the story span generations and there are comically bad war scenes in not just Iraq but Vietnam. one of the least coherent plots I've ever seen in a movie
Josiah Miller
> kino meme
Camden Cox
>2010+6
>being plebs
Juan Davis
>Don't you think 9 sequels is pushing it?
>Nahh
>But should we at least hire a writer before we start filming?
>NO, THE FANS WILL WATCH ANYTHING, CAMERAS ARE ROLLING, ACT LIKE SPACE MEN!
Justin Gomez
It's pretentious garbage, everyone is aware of this but you apparently.
Leo White
>parents have car with DVD player as kid
>spend hours and hours on car trips, Virginia to Florida and back etc
>only a couple of DVDs my brother and I watched constantly
I have seen this movie more times then I'd like to admit
Ian Cook
Just for comparison you should look up the reviews for Surf's Up
Jose Phillips
trek movies are just like episodes desu, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince..
Landon Gonzalez
Why didn't they get McAvoy to play young picard? Instead god some jock American faggot.
Ian Walker
>DCucks are now defending the worst Mummy movie to start comic wars
Lol
Isaac Turner
>reviews are objective marks of quality
Pretentious garbage is critic bait, you'd have to be retarded to not know this.
Jace Wood
Wasn't the comic the mask was based on, like super dark?
Xavier Phillips
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James Green
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Michael Ward
>cute dog/cat/baby movies
sometimes i'm thankful that those movies died with the 2000s
Colton Martinez
>karr was turned into a fucking transformer
Ian Davis
What a fucking idiot hahahahaha
Jaxson Torres
It boggles the mind that there is even one sequel to Jarhead, let alone two. Like what the fuck? It was a standalone story first of all AND it was a fucking autobiography.
It'd be like making a sequel to Band of Brothers.
John Howard
That's... not real... is it? That can't be real.
Oliver Mitchell
Excuse me? Did not realize this existed.
David Bennett
William Ward
Band of Brothers: The Brotherning
Band of Brothers: Bromance Begins
Band of Brothers: The Bromance Rises
Justin Murphy
Yup, I hope that some day we will get a Mask reboot with the Big head killer
Sebastian Barnes
d-dont you talk shit about snake doc
John Diaz
I am 20 already and maybe... Director's cut.
Batman's action scenes still will be beautiful in itself, but fucking horrible in context of movie's plot, no matter how much you rewatch it.
MoS for example still the best Superman based movie then and now (only "fans" that knows this character only by his silverage appearance will actually argue with that).
Kevin Martin
>mfw this is real and not even the worst poster
Owen Perez
TNG, after 7 seasons, did not need 4 films. See, the original series did okay with their films because they explored themes of aging and friendship and shit while the TNG crew was like DOOD NEXUS LMAO DOOD FIRST CONTACT LMAO DOOD FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH LMAO DOOD PICARD CLONE LMAO! We didn't really need them on the big screen because they had already had many year on the small screen. If anyone deserved films after their series ended, it would be the crew of the NX-01.
Ryan Diaz
good one lel
Luis Cook
>implying the first one was anything but a shitty action movie
Jeremiah White
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Liam White
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
John Wood
worst movie i have ever seen
Owen Peterson
>mfw I've seen it and don't remember anything about it
youtu.be
Hudson Foster
...
Julian Thompson
I feel really embarrassed for poor Malcolm McMiddle
Jaxson Edwards
that gypsies got some tits though, no?
She can uhh... look at my crystal balls... if ya know what I mean??? HIIYOOOOO!!!`~~~~~~
David Turner
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Mason Adams
Ok, agree.
Jaxon Lopez
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Jayden Robinson
>one of the least coherent plots I've ever seen in a movie
you obviously haven't seen this
Nicholas Flores
This is not real. From my point of view.
Carter Carter
no wonder he didn't come back for the next sequel, after all these years they still refuse to call him Tugboat.
Camden Jenkins
All sequels exist you massive retard.
Ryder Ortiz
Matthew Peterson
alfred hitchcock is turning in his grave right now
Kevin Morales
>not even a big titted gypsy in the movie
Andrew Gutierrez
mutated too far
Brody Scott
Christian Murphy
This one just came out
Kevin Butler
Damn should i watch it?
Cameron Stewart
Jarhead is anti action
Parker Jones
Crank 2 is better than the first.
Nathan Thomas
So much diversity!
Christopher Clark
>I haven't seen the movie
Lucas Long
Brandon Gomez
>Jarhead
>Action movie
Why would you comment on a movie you haven't even seen?
Angel Morgan
There's an American Psycho 2
Andrew Richardson
Man, I dig Scott Adkins.
It's a shame that he's in so many shit films.
Chase Howard
once?