ITT: countries that have contributed nothing to civilization

ITT: countries that have contributed nothing to civilization
Starting with the most obvious

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at least they sell ressources and shit

if you want a really useless cunt then look at Belgium or Albania

But they invented the airplane

balkans, turkey

Albania contributed massively to the field of bunkerology lad

>inventor of French fries
>useless

Turks have ottomans and Constantinople though

What do you mean? We're just a bunker country for when Americnas and Europeans chimp wout and slaughter each other. The same goes for all of /lat/.

Turks invented military music, modern nations wouldn't have anthems without the Turks.

>french fries
>useful

>oh no Germans are chimping out again
>let's flee to the country of chimps
genius.jpg

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Maybe, but what you're going to do about that beyond crying here?! Why don't you try bring your army upon us and see what happens?!

It wasn't always that way m8.

B-but maple syrup!

I know. It was different before the Germans arrived.

>Turks have ottomans and Constantinople though
even worse

are you retarded?
reply with yes

We have nothing to gain by conquering you. We already have enough shitskins leeching off our welfare state.

Quit being a little bitch, calm the fuck down

Whatever that means.

>implying it isn't Israel
What have these kikes accomplished besides stealing the homeland of the real Israelites and ethnically cleansing Palestinians

a lot of the "germ" inventions were jewish

>and see what happens
There's not really any doubt that you'd be absolutely crushed, kid

Controlling the United States is a big one.

Kek

Jesus christ why are brazilians so easy to bait

He's obviously not serious.

Insecurity

>Jesus christ why are sulitos* so easy to bait

Scandinavia

It was what happened tho

come on now, they have produced a lot of cocaine

>Brazil
>cocaine producer

pls

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarat
>The village produced 900 tonnes of cannabis annually, worth €4.5bn, equivalent to around half of Albania's gross domestic product

Yes, well done Albania, HOWEVER
>in June 2014, the Albanian government cracked down and destroyed the local production and transit of the drug.
How idiotic politicians can be.

>implying they don't run that business themselves
if they were to legalize it we would be rich as fuck now since the land is fertile as fuck but politicians want it only for themselves

ukraine

Antonov

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the brit here knows the truth

Yeah. Fucking gringos.

Slovenia.

I really like Slovenia, and it seems like a very chill and nice country, with nice people.

But they have never done anything.

They helped us to fuck Paraguay in the ass

more like you helped them

here are some:
Hot air balloon
Antivenom serum
Brain-Machine Interfaces
Plane
Personal stereo
Direct-Recording Electronic (DRE) Voting Machine
Automatic transmission with hydraulic fluid
radio

Dude India can squash your ant hill in a week, you don't even want to know what would happen if the big guns landed

Don't forget AC, created by Nicoläuzinho de Tesla, famous Brazilian scientist.

Hah, nice delusion pajeet

boa te amo

>India
>Brazil
There's a poo-slinging joke here that I can't quite make.

You really think you can win against USA? Like seriously?

Oh and I'm a chink not a Pajeet

>Monkey flinging poo
Which one are you more ashamed of Brazil or India?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_Brazil
>5,965,000 families
I think they'd be fine.

>Brazil causes butthurt to Spanish-speaking countries.
>Brazil has beaten France at war.
They're doing okay, desu. Just growing pains.

If we don't contributed with nothing, why do you guys keep copying our ways to deal with SIDA?

Brazil would win, they can unironically fight in the jungle and while their numbers don't seem that big since they don't have all their soldiers in active duty they can triple that number easily.

Meanwhile you can't use nukes.

Not to mention you'll need to be wary of Russia and China fucking you sideways as soon as you try to attack Brazil.

>>Brazil has beaten France at war.
everyone has

bossa nova
ˌbɒsə ˈnəʊvə/
noun
noun: bossa nova; plural noun: bossa novas; noun: bossanova; plural noun: bossanovas

a style of Brazilian music derived from samba but placing more emphasis on melody and less on percussion.

Not the US. They went against their English genes and decided to join them instead.

Absolutely disgusting.

This.
youtube.com/watch?v=tCMhuN3053o

wtf i love portugal now

>You really think you can win against USA?
In a defensive war I'm pretty sure we can beat anyone.

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Brazil actually has quite a few notable cultural exports. Their music and the caipirinha for one.

The most useless countries are probably somewhere in Central Asia, Africa or maybe Central America. Does anyone know if El Salvador has produced anything of worth?

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The Portuguese are unironically the greatest ally to all Anglo people's. We should respect them more, and probably grant them visas.

Sudan, South sudan, somalia, niger all those types of countries could cease to exist in 20 minutes and noone would know

That's true. I don't think anything has happened in Central Africa since humanity left there 100,000 years ago.

>That's true. I don't think anything has happened in Central Africa since humanity left there 100,000 years ago
Humanity didn't leave africa, our pre-human ancestors left africa, some pre-humans still live there

I'd actually like to visit the British Azores down there, some day.

Seems like a nice place to hike around with a book on hand, desu, much like ours.

>created the airplane
>most beautiful men and women on earth
>inventor of agricultural research that will allow more than 10 billion people to live on earth and even grow crops on Mars and Pluto
>inventor of brain-computer interface which will be used by every human being on earth in the future and every sci-fi media uses it

Brazilian people have changed the world completely.

poderia ser menos exagerado caralho

You are most welcome irmão. We also farm and make wine, though you might find Auckland a little bigger than Ponta Delgada.

I'll share a cringeworthy story too.

> On Ferry between North and South Island

> Strike up conversation with someone on the deck

> "Hi, where are you from"

> "I'm from Portugal"

> My brain racks to try and think of something

"O..Obrigado"

> Alberto Barbosa laughs and walks away.

Só falou verdades.

What else would you eat with your burger, you fucking idiot.

Don't forget

>Invented magic because we we're too intelligent for science.

Well you do have the most beautiful woman on earth

Yeah, the Azores comment was more of a weather/scenery thing. Madeira is a bit bigger, more tropical and warm, which I associate with Australia , even if those are the only similarities.

I'm sure the dude was grateful that you didn't say 'gracias'. Especially so far away from home.

Brazil is beautiful, problem is that is full of brazilians

> Australia

What did he mean by this?

haha you again

The Azores are to NZ what Madeira is to Australia: smaller, less famous, but clearly superior in every single way.

GREATEST ALLY

Sup Forums would lose its best poster, tho

>>inventor of agricultural research that will allow more than 10 billion people to live on earth and even grow crops on Mars and Pluto
Explain

How to explain shitpost?

Embrapa, "milagre do cerrado", google it.

Sudanbro isn't posting here anymore. Well he said that, but he'll probably come back eventually. I think there's an imposter here at the moment.

I'm coming over in July. Hopefully she'll be in concert

The Haber–Bosch Process was invented by a Brazilian Circus act touring in Germany.

Charlemagne was Belgian.

It says that you're fucking over the people and destroying shit

wat
economist.com/node/16886442

>bring your army upon us
>kek why did he bring this up

Yeah and the article I read says the economist omitted information

>Como se pode facilmente notar, The Economist escolheu contar só um lado da história. Nenhuma palavra sobre a destruição ambiental do cerrado, a exploração dos trabalhadores e as ameaças que o agronegócio tem levado a populações tradicionais e indígenas. Também não há nada sobre a concentração fundiária e de renda que marcou a modernização agrícola do campo brasileiro desde a década de setenta e a fase de liberalização comercial, nos noventa.

you think burgers are hard to bait?

That's exactly what happened. Ask the Germans and Slavs in the southeast/southern Brazil and they'll tell you.

I won't debate that because I agree, however technological advancement made in Brazil is remarkable.

The wealthy parts of Brazil are either portuguese or italian. Slavs and germans only know how to plant potatoes.

Argentina and paraguay beat france too

this is some seriously funny shit
moar

Anyone have the comic where Brazil has paraguay captured and argentina runs in and cuts his throat?

Ayyy